THE HOBBIT TO LEAVE NEW ZEALAND OVER FAILING TO SCREW OVER THE UNIONS.

LILO IN REBAB AGAIN,PART 30

TOO SEXY DIANE AGRON FORCED TO APOLOGIZE, FOR BEING SEXIER THAN AVERAGE WHITE GIRLS IN GQ SPOT.

IS SHARON CHARLES PREGNANT AGAIN?

BELLA BECOMES A STRIPPER.

KEIRA KNIGHTLY TO BE PRINCESS DI,WITHOUT BREASTS-UNLESS SCARLY JO TAKES THE ROLE!

TIA CARERE'S TIME IN JURY DUTY FINALLY PAYS OFF-WILL BE A STYLISH,SADISTIC VILLAIN OF NEW HAWAII 5-0.

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser CONFIRMED actress Tia Carrere is "reinventing the famous Hawaii Five-0 villain Wo Fat." The Hawaii-born actress and Grammy-winning singer stated:

"And it doesn't matter that the original Wo Fat was a man -- so was Kono, now played by actress Grace Park." In Jack Lord's Five-0, "Wo Fat was played by Khigh Dhiegh." He played Steve McGarrett's Communist Nemesis, through the show's entire 12 year run.

Carrere, "had expressed interest" in the CBS reboot "earlier in the year." Since she lost out on the Kono part,based on age issues- she moved on other shows,like Syfi's Warehouse 13.

She intends her Wo Fat to BE clad in "a Versace leather suit with Christian Dior sunglasses with sharp nails." Cha-Cha continued: "She would be a dragon lady- but sadistic, absolutely. She would have so much fun.He had a perfect tone of menace."

Exec Producer Peter Lenkov had seriously discussed the role with Cassandra- since they last worked together in notable bomb Jury Duty with '90s star Pauly Shore.

She's finishing the "upcoming You May Not Kiss the Bride and the part of Rell Sunn in Wave Dancer." Carrere relishes " the idea of being bad." Her most memorable role, is the violently classy,slut Juno Skinner- "in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film True Lies."

"I would rather play the villain," the ex-Relic Hunter cooed. "It's more fun to be able to be that bad."

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CELEBRATE 10 YEARS OF SMALLVILLE.

CALI SWAG TWITTERS KIM KARDASHIAN.

DENZEL WASHINGTON IS UNSTOPPABLE, DAMN IT!

BILL O REILEY PISSES OFF JOY BEHAR AND WHOOPI ENOUGH TO LEAVE.

DAVID ARQUETTE'S NEW GIRLFRIEND OUTBOXED LILO!

BRETT FARVE SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE.

LEIA WAS WITH DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE.
-The writer/actress almost become a crackhead.

Actress Carrie Fisher "admitted...to taking cocaine on the set of The Empire Strikes Back." She even revealed she "didn't even like the
drug- but was intent on getting high."

Fisher (now in her early fifties) stated "her life had been defined by addiction,
with stints in psychiatric hospitals and rehab clinics -- even the emergency
room with an overdose." Fisher said the coke was ingested "in the ice planet" Hoth scenes, Fisher told Yahoo News.

Fisher reiterates: "I didn't even like coke that much, it was just a case of getting on whatever train I needed to take to get high," she said while vacationing in Sydney for her stand-up comedy show,entitled Wishful Drinking.

John Belushi of the The Blues Brothers fame, may have been the one to save her.He told her "that she had a problem," before his own death by drug overdose "in 1982."

"Slowly I realised I was doing a bit more drugs than other people and losing my
choice in the matter," Fisher recalled. "If I'd been addicted to booze I'd be dead now, because you just go out and get it."


Fisher, a one-time reality TV judge- will not blame her family or celebrity B.S., for her drug use. "It's always been my responsibility," Leia concluded. "If it was Hollywood (to blame), then we'd all be dope addicts."

CELEBRITY Q AND A-SMALLVILLE'S KRISTEN KRUEK.

Data Hard:Thanks, Kris. Any chance you honor Tom Welling's request- for a final goodbye on Smallville?

Kristin Kreuk: Yes.

VICTORIOUS IN HOLLYWOOD

COOL, WHITE GIRLS REJOICE: 5O CENT AND UNFUNNY BITCH FROM E! NETWORK NOT DATING.

50 CENT DATES UNFUNNY BITCH WHO SCREWED UP MTV AWARDS.

JENNY MCCARTHY GIVES ANOTHER REASON TO FELL SORRY FOR HER (AFTER MISGUIDED VACCINATIONS REASONS.)

DANA DELANY BRUSH WITH A QUACK DOCTOR