OSCAR STORIES: ANGELINA JOLIE

A stunningly beautifully lady- with an excellent body, and air of arrogant class, passes by our rep.

Angelina Jolie: Hi.

Our rep is too stunned by her beauty, to respond.

AJ: I'm Angelina Jolie...Silly.

Our rep watches her perfect ass,as she walks away. Another customer- at the Red Carpet Awards walk area- at the Oscars.She asks her for her autograph and she said...

AJ: Sorry. I don't have that kind of time.

The Tomb Raider star, then quickly got the hell outta there.Perhaps,she went home to parent her kids or pleasure Brad Pitt.

CELEBRITY Q AND A : OSCAR HOST SETH MCFARLAND

The Family Guy creator dressed in casual clothes,has two backpacks in each arm and a Tuxedo over his shoulder.

Seth M: Can you hit the elevator for me?

Our rep does so.

Seth M: Thanks.

He gets in and throws the bags to the floor and hangs the tux over them. He hits his next floor and the doors close.

OSCAR STORIES: BARBRA STREISAND.EXCLUSIVE!

(NEW SEGMENT.)

Barbara S. glides off the elevator- looking lovely and moving quickly, for a 70 year old woman. For some reason, she looks at our rep.

Barbra Streisand: Oh No!

Our rep is wondering why she said that. Then,she rushes the craft service table. She looks back at our rep.

BS: Oh No! (pauses) BAGELS AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! She begins examining the bagels, like a child who has never seen them before.

We all laugh, including her escorts.Now, that our rep sees about what she was referring. Things get weird.She looks at our rep and said...

 BS: (curious look)  You know, I have a ring. Let's fight, because I'm feeling horny...

The security escort tells Babs, they're pressed for time and must go. We all try to hide all embarrassed smirks. She looks back at our rep and declares....

BS: We'll talk later.

She puts her arms around, a surprisingly tall Asian lady brunette- with black boots. As they walk off, Babs begins girl talking,as mix as a mother and a old friend. Our rep is just astonished at what force of nature- this Fockin' lady,still is.

HOW DR. JOAN WATSON LOSES WEIGHT...

KICK BOXER JENNY MCCARTHY, CONTINUES TO PULL BAD MEDICAL ADVICE FROM HER ASS.

IS RYAN REYNOLDS, ABOUT TO STOP GETTING THOSE ALIMONY CHECKS?

BARNEY STINSON TO MAKE SURVIVOR LEGEN.....DARY AGAIN.

FINALLY, A KARDASHIAN HAS BEEN...FIRED FOR SOMETHING.

IS MAD MEN THE SECRET TO THE AFFLECKS HAPPINESS?

J. LOVE STRIPS FOR THE PEOPLE.

AN A-HOLE WIZARD AND HIS AMAZON WITCHES, WALK THE RED CARPET.

HILARY DUFF DUMPS THE BABY WEIGHT.

TOM CRUISE SELLS BAD LUCK MCMANSION.

LILO IS "DEPENDING ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS."

JENNIFER ANISTON'S NEXT JOB.

WHAT HOT, ASIAN, GIRL- WILL BRUCE WILLIS BEAT UP AND KILL- ON A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD?

KRISTEN WIIG- TO BE A BRIDESMAID TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE,IN ANCHORMAN 2.

BEYONCE-QUEENING ALL OVER THE WORLD.

SNITCH ON THE WARM BODIES.

PETA IS ALL GROWN UP, AND READY FOR NUDE SCENES?

ASHLEY JUDD IS MISSING HER WEDIDNG RING