PATRICK DEMPSEY IS MADE OF HONOR.

EX DAILY SHOW REPORTER IMPLIES- ASTON KUTCHER TRIED TO SCREW A MONKEY WHILE FEEDING IT.

DEPARTING CSI STAR ARRESTED AND ONLY HORRIBLE THINGS SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVIL, BUT DEFLATABLE MARIO LOPEZ.

X RACING.

BABY MAMA FOR REAL.

DID MILEY CYRUS POSE TOPLESS AND BABY MAMA CRUSHES HAROLD AND KUMAR.

SUMMER GLAU TERMINATES PAPS AT AVALON.

RACING TO SPEED'S PREMIERE.

EX-L WORD, CYBIL SHEPARD WILL GET PSYCHED WITH DULE HILL AND JAMES RODAY ON USA.

The former Moonlighting and current L Word star will bow for two show for the smug, detective comedy. Her alter ego is a psychoanalyst and liberal "free spirit"- who returns mess with her ex (co-star and game show host Corbin Bernsen) and use her love of her son to get her own way.

GARY COLEMAN DIVORCES, BRITISH LAW WON'T LEAVE AMY WINEHOUSE ALONE,ALONE,ALONE, AND PAN'S MAZE DIRECTOR TAKES ON MIDDLE EARTH.

WESLEY SNIPES GETS 3 YRS. AT CLUB FED AND MADONNA TRIES TO HELP AFRICANS.

AMERICAN IDOL BASHER, SIMON COWELL

J. LO TO PROVE HER MOTHERING SKILLS ON TLC NET.

A BABY MAMA IN TRIBECA!

ALIAS CREATOR ON NEW STAR TREK:TOS FILM.

MORE ON HAROLD & KUMAR 2

THE BEAR THAT WRESTLED JACKIE MOON, HIS 911 CALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE HE KILLED.

TAVIS SMILEY SPEAKS WITH THAT POTHAD A-HOLE- JOHN CHO

NICOLE KIDMAN TO STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMAN (BUT NOT MEN) AND BEYONCE/JAY Z MAKE IT OFFICIAL (FOR THOSE THAT STILL CARE.)

ASHTON PUNKS CAMERON IN VEGAS, BY WAY OF LONDON.