IS JESSICA BIEL THE NEXT WONDER WOMAN?



The Blade: Trinity star is in final negotiations to star as the seminal, perfect amazon in the upcoming Justice League (AKA The Super-Friends) film.

It was rumored that Cameron Diaz--was also a finalist for the part. She may even had a screen test done. Remember when Diaz went brunette some time ago,and displayed a sexy, exotic look to her (not unlike Diana Prince.)

Diaz may have bolted when she learned, she had to share screen time with other heroes--instead of starring in her own WW movie. This opened the door for Biel, who also has a great body and is already trained in stunt and marital art work.

The Ex 7th Heaven beauty, may have been doing some stealth auditing too. In the successful, but critically maligned I Now Pronounce You- Chuck and Larry she was dressed in a cat woman (Michelle Pfeiffer era)outfit and the infamous scene where she's walking around in power boots and a sweaty bikini (B4 letting Adam Sandler touch her boobs.)

Warner Bros. refused to confirmed this, until all casting options were exhausted. This included all the male hero roles, as current stars of the Batman Begins and Superman Returns tent-pole films (Chrtistian Bale & Brandon Routh respectively) will not reprise their roles here.

ABC-TV REVERSES ITSELF!! IT WILL BRING BACK CYNTHIA WATROS 4 MORE LOST.

Lost executive producer Carlton Cuse proclaimed that- Hurley's deceased true love will return, to fill in the missing pieces of her role and her loving time with the big lotto winner.

"We could not be more pleased. Cynthia is a smart and engaging actor, and [executive producer] Damon [Lindelof] and I have some very cool parts of her story left to tell," stated Cuse.

No word on whether violent bi-sexual, Michelle Rodriguez (hated L.A. cop Ana-Lucia Cortez) would return.

Off-Topic: Does anyone else think Evangeline Lilly dropped a dime on Rodriguez and Watros that night they got drunk....when she realized they were getting all her press and magazine covers(that year??)Please comment, if u will.

THE JUICE IS FORMALLY CHARGED IN LAS VEGAS.

SARAH SILVERMAN EATS CHEESE (IN A BIKINI)WITH JEFF GARLIN FOR CARRIE KEEGAN.

NEW SEGMENT-
POPCORN STORIES:

Kate Winslet: Titanic Whinnier
EXCLUSIVE!


The Titanic assed star, who is Lilliputian in height- arrogantly,went into a local LA,CA theatre.She acted like a typical, self-entitled British bitch.

Her boyfriend tried to order for the both of them. She began constantly complaining about everything and everyone around. She's mad that she hasn't had a true hit,since art house fave, Eternal Sunshine...with Jim Carrey, 3 years ago. Everyone cringed,after about three minutes of ranting,finally went to the upstairs restroom to finished getting pissed apparently.

While upstairs she exited the bathroom, a theatre employee went by and she attacked him for being allegedly being gay, "F*&^ing poofter" (British slang for gay.)The alleged cunt, was wrong and had no evidence--to support such a charge.

So, their gay manager responded a few weeks later--with the straight owners agreeing and decided to remove her totally, underselling DVD, Little Children. The disc has been selling at or near zero, for the past six months now.

THE ALL NEW BIONIC WOMAN FIRES PRODUCER.DOES THIS BODE WELL FOR THE ALIAS STYLE RE-MAKE OF THE SERIES?

Show runner David Eick, has fired producer and writer Glen Morgan (previously of the X Files) "effective immediately" over "creative differences." Eick helps co-produce the critically acclaimed and very adult hit- Battlestar Galactica on the Sci-FI network. He will assume Morgan's duties and continue "all responsibility for day-to-day production of the series."

This news led to speculation that, newcomer Michelle Ryan's new show would be cancelled. Apparently, under Morgan- the show went dangerously close to Painkiller Jane type stories (little regard for the main plot, too many villains of the weeks, little personality for sub-characters;etc.) A NBC PR rep claimed this "isn't the case."

"Industry insiders" claim the series will take a break, since its fifth episode is done "in order to give the writers a chance to focus on refining the show's directions.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 NUDE SCANDAL!!

The Bourne Ultimatum

First Contact: Captain
Score: Captain

The excellent, mind-blowing and highly smart spy trilogy culminates,as Jason B. finally gets insight into the amnesia based terminator that he is today.

Matt Damon minimalist style- continues to power the search of self discovery, no matter how many bodies pile up. From exciting cat and mouse chases from London to Tangiers, and lastly finishing in New York, Director Paul Greengrass gets maximum benefit form all his assets- in answering the comely killer's biggest question, "Who the hell am I?"

The best sequence involved- a fisticuffs spectacular between Joey Ansah and Damon close quarters- through a crummy apartment. At one point, when Jason is real danger of being killed...it is Nicki Parsons!? (Julia Styles) that tags herself into the proverbial ring and saves him. She applied, a well executed fish hook maneuver and pries "Desh" of the violent amnesiac.

Sadly, this costs her as the assassin lights her up with a viscous punch and painful kicks. Luckily, Jason finishes the scumbag off and for the first time ever, set off silent sparks in the strangely, developing chemistry between the two.

David Strathairn, is disgustingly mean (& a little thick headed) as main baddie. In the end, he lacks Brain Cox's articulate sliminess. Joan Allen shines, as Agent Pam Landy looking to let Jason do all the dirty work to help her destroy "Blackbriar" (the true power behind Treadstone.)Styles gives a performance as nuanced, manipulative and purposelessly vague, as Damon's work.

I guess it is official,Bourne's Ultimatum by Moby is the official James Bond theme (if you will) of the series. John Powell's mood music continues to score, but is starting to sound a little long in the tooth now.

NGTV's CARRIE KEAGEN IN BED WITH RAPPER CHINGY.