CELEBRITY Q AND A: DENZEL WASHINGTON! (EXCLUSIVE!)

I was at a local, L.A. movie palace,watching The Equalizer starring America's Brother- Denzel Washington. I'm such a fan, I stayed through the entire end credits,enjoying Eminem's latest single,Guts Over Fear.

Anyway,the film ended with the Sony tag-line,"Be Moved" and the lights go up. I heard a curious,Southern voice state,"So, how was the film?" I really didn't hear him,as I was gathering my items from the mall. 

He repeated his question,continuing a tad confused "You've spent two hours watching me,and you don't know who I am? " I then hear a lady shout from the back, "Fuck, that's Denzel!"

I look over and see the two time Oscar winner,dressed not unlike- as he was in the film:  A blue dress shirt, grey dress pants,with a small bag of items of his own,under his arm. 

The lady then begs Lincoln Rhyme for an autograph.He quickly looks at his watch,and simply states "I can't. Sorry,my family." As the lady audible sighs over this development, The Man on Fire turned back to me, and for the third time and restated "So, how was the film?" 

 "WHO'S THE BOSS, WHO'S THE BOSS, WHO'S THE BOSS!!!"-Denzel from Man on Fire: 2004.


I leaped to my feet, startling the both of us for a moment. I then demanded, "IT WAS GREAT!" The Mighty Quinn looks fairly pleased with response,nods happily. He then cocked his head & answered "Great,huh?" I then get kind of nervous,like I had sold out and revise my answer,"It was VERY good."

Washington smirked and then stated- like a game show host, "Well, I have to take your first answer-Great." He then turned around,laughed triumphantly and quickly made his way to the exit. 

Factoids: IMDB.

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POPCORN STORIES- ANDY GARCIA!

The Untouchable star stopped by, at a now deceased, Santa Monica movie palace on Wilshire Bl., when he saw his first directorial debut- The Lost City, on sale at the concession stand.

That's when Terry Benedict strolled up to the cashier and asked to see the DVD. He examined it for a moment, when the clerk saw a customer coming up to them. Garcia said that it's cool, he won't leave with the DVD and then clerk became worried.

So, the cashier asked for the movie back and that he would sell it to him, after he finished with next customer.

The next customer was becoming very irate, that Jon Bubber was taking his time. After the clerk finished with that A-hole customer, the clerk returned and gave the film disc, back to the soon-to-be two time Lucky Luciano.

It was then that the actor revealed, that his production of the hit art house flick- was so low budget that that neither, he nor his cast and crew received a copy of their own. Next, the too handsome star, plucked down his credit card- right then and there and purchased the DVD.

Afterwards, the great thespian took his film and quickly left the theatre. The clerk then told Data Hard, that a number of The Lost City's crew people had been in the area recently to buy it, confirming Garcia's statements and the clerk didn't even know- that the man he was speaking was the Internal Affairs co-star and hoped that he didn't offend him with the DVD bit (it was company policy.)

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 HONESTY IS HIS POLICY
(APOLLO CREED FROM THE ROCKY MOVIES,FINAL SEASON OF IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT: THE TV EDITION.)

The tall action celeb, had graced a local West side LA,CA movie theatre--with his presence. After purchasing his items and receiving his change, The Predator co-star realized something was amiss. The cashier had given him 5 cents more change then he expected, after the cashier found out who Chubs Peterson really was.

The Ex-champ gave him back, the ill gotten nickel and the cashier kindly thanked -the African-American Acting legend. After that, the comely tough guy--coolly made his way to the theatre to enjoy his flick. Afterwards, he returned to work as the voice over star of an upcoming animated version of HBO's "Spawn."

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POPCORN STORIES:

Kate Winslet: Titanic Whinnier
EXCLUSIVE!


The Titanic assed star, who is Lilliputian in height- arrogantly,went into a local LA,CA theatre.She acted like a typical, self-entitled British bitch.

Her boyfriend tried to order for the both of them. She began constantly complaining about everything and everyone around. She's mad that she hasn't had a true hit,since art house fave, Eternal Sunshine...with Jim Carrey, 3 years ago. Everyone cringed,after about three minutes of ranting,finally went to the upstairs restroom to finished getting pissed apparently.

While upstairs she exited the bathroom, a theatre employee went by and she attacked him for being allegedly being gay, "F*&^ing poofter" (British slang for gay.)The alleged cunt, was wrong and had no evidence--to support such a charge.

So, their gay manager responded a few weeks later--with the straight owners agreeing and decided to remove her totally, underselling DVD, Little Children. The disc has been selling at or near zero, for the past six months now.