ASHLEY JUDD'S HIGH CRIME: INFERTILITY!?



An unconfirmed report states that the Ensign Lefler's "plumbing is (all) fucked up" and is seeking help with alternate means of legal conception.

Details are still sketchy and may explain why the actor's plate has been so empty lately, as she and her husband have been trying to emotionally deal the pain and pressure of family. More to come, if and when it comes in.

BEING JOHN MALKOVICH IS HELL (SOMETIMES.)

At a well-kept Santa Monica eatery, a crew member grips about working on an alleged update to the Arthur C. Riley classic 2001: A Space Odyssey. They were shooting footage outside, and some lookie-loos came over to this gentleman.

They asked for what movie they were shooting and he told them. Then, they asked who the star was and he said John Malkovich. The barely 18 yr. old girl innocently replied,"Oh...Who's that?" The crew member rolled his eyes to his best friend, as their order arrived.

MARCIA! MARCIA! MARCIA! WAS ON COCAINE?! COCAINE?! COCAINE!?

Maureen McCormick: timeless hottie & hopelessly trapped in mod 70's looks, on the classic sit-com, The Brady Bunch is finally dealing with some huge skeletons in her past.

She confirmed that she had an eating disorder (bulimia-overeating & throwing up food) and the snorting of the white pony. The vomiting began, soon after she returned to public school at age 17.

Then, a scumbag boyfriend gave the now 50 year old ex-actress, her first fix with snow.Only through "therapy and faith" has helped Lady Brady off her dangerous addictions.

TERRENCE HOWARD'S PRIDE, LEAD HIM TO A SALACIOUS HIT ON A BLOND IN TAXI.

“I want you to pop the zits on my back with your teeth,” said the Hustle and Flow ex-pimp,to the Jeri Ryan-like glamazon.“And you can tell Page Six!,” the prominent actor stated-from a New York cabbie who "swears" to this story,but is afraid to be named from it.

GRAY'S SANDRA OH, A REAL AMERICAN HERO!

She was shopping in a supermarket- while still wearing her scrubs from the set of TV's new #1 show. A baby began choking, inside the San Fernando store- when the ex-Arli$$ star heard this.

Fearlessly (and with her training from the medical consults on the show,) the fake doctor took the infant and started hitting his back hard repeatedly- while the baby was upside down. Then, the candy that was trying to kill the child, was expelled from its mouth. The mom thanked the actress, while the child cried and attempted to regain normal breathing.

MEDIA BYTES: J. LO HER OWN "IDOL" & GEICO CAVEMAN TO GET THEIR OWN SHOW!!







MTV Tr3s, the Latino arm of the station confirmed that Jennifer Lopez will be a guest judge and sing her latest single- on the singing competition extravaganza. It should happen, sometime next month- in time of the CD's release.






ABC-TV confirmed that ad man, Joe Lawson's idea for Geico's "... So easy a Caveman could do it" spots-will give its angry, articulate, Armani wearing Neanderthals- their own single, camera sit-com.





No word on whether Lawson, also responsible for the infamous Tiny House and the long, running British spouting, gecko of the insurance outfit, will be working on the show. The cave actors in the spots are in talks to join the program.