LINDSAY LOHAN TO REBUILD CAREER IN MANSON'S GIRLS.

MILEY CYRUS OWNS NICK'S KIDS CHOICE AWARDS.

LADY BOXER/GLADIATORS CO-HOST READY TO CONCEIVE AND PETER "BANNING" PAN DIVORCES.

KEVIN SPACEY GOES FOR 21, WITH PROTEGE KATE BOSWORTH.

BRITNEY SAVES LILY ON CBS AND BRANGELINA SUPPORTS CLINTON/OBAMA IN NUMEROUS WAYS.

ROBERT DE NIRO OPENS NEW VEGAS HOT SPOT AND BRITNEY LOSES TO HER FATHER AGAIN- IN COURT.

THAT LEATHER-HEAD BEAUTY, RENEE ZELLWEGER TALKS...

BEN AFFLECK REAR ENDS #1 FAN ,WHILE FILMING MOVIE IN WASHINGTON.
Source:Reliable Source-CNN

State of Play's Ben Affleck, was in D.C. working with Russell Crowe and Rachel
McAdams. A Kate House, caused an auto accident with the movie Daredevil, that became the thrill of her life.

Her Honda Accord hit the back of his FBI-colored SUV- after her doctor's appointment. The movie pin-up boy- lead the Average Jane to his place....so they could exchange auto info. House happily screamed "It was Ben Afflek!," after the star helped her out of her car.

He then asked her, had she "been reading about (his new movie)" when she tearfully demanded, to know why so had the good fortune to talk with him. She then stated that "I had just seen 'Gone Baby Gone,' and I told him how much I loved
that."

Affleck retorted "Take care of yourself, and take care of that car. Don't cry anymore, it's all right."
House declared- this is the best of her celebrity encounters to CNN. Why? Well those David Spade like stars (Back in Los Angeles,) were "usually pretty obnoxious," but proclaimed Mr. Jennifer Garner "was so, so sweet."

PARIS HILTON PARTIES IN SOUTH AFRICA: AFRICANS ALLOWED TO ATTEND.

ANGELA BASSETT GET STAR ON HOLLYWOOD'S WALK OF FAME AND FERGIE AINT PREGGERS

IF YOU HATE HANNAH MONTANA,CHECKOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS BAND.

POLICE HASSLE MEL GIBSON ABOUT SUICIDE AT ONE OF HIS PLACES.

HEATH LEDGER'S FAMILY, FINALLY READY TO FIGHT OVER HIS FORTUNE.

ALYSSA MILANO,SETH GREEN,HALO, AND SUMMER GLAU ALL HIT COMIC CONVENTION.

PUFFY OVEREATS.

WILL SMITH IS A CHRISTIAN AND GUY RICHIE IS LOOKING TO DIVORCE MADDONA.

CANTERBURY'S LAW'S KEITH ROBINSON.

HALLE BERRY IS A BEAUTIFUL MOM AND THE COMMIES LOVES AMERICAN BASEBALL

SARAH SILVERMAN STARTS F&^*ING JAMES KIMMEL AGAIN, AT AN ART SHOW.

THE CW GOES RETRO WITH 90210 FOLLOW-UP.

SABRINA MAKES A MORTAL AND DAN RADCLIFFE WILL BE IN GRADUATE SCHOOL- WHEN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES FINISHES!

BRITNEY MEETS LILY ON YOUR MOTHER.

LILO TURNS BODY ART INTO COFFEE TABLE BOOK/EXHIBIT.

JIM CARRAY FINALLY GETS WORK- FOR ARROGANT SLUT GIRLFRIEND JENNY MCCARTHY, AT HORTON...PREMIERE.

KRISTEN KREUK WILL BE CHUN-LI NOW, IN LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO STREET FIGHTER MOVIE.

The lovely Smallville titan, will attempt to fill out the early years of slutty, but stylish marital arts mistress. How she first got involved with semi-legal prize fighting and how that turned her into the cartwheel kicking, Connie Chung type-that has graced the game series every since.

Rumors persist that X-Men: United vixen Kelly Hu was the original choice, but had to drop out to complete work on two independent movies,62 Pick Up and The Tournament.

Also, Micheal Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile Oscar winner and Daredevil kingpin) will be The Mike Tyson-ish boxer Balrog. Will he be friend or foe? One of the male members of the Black eyed peas is negotiating to play a lesser,violent part in the flick.

JUDGE ORDERS BRITNEY SPEARS TO SURVIVE ON $1500 A WEEK..ON A DEBIT CARD!!

HAYDEN PANETTIERE LOVES MTV'S AMERICAN DANCE CREW

HOW TO AVOID ENDING UP LIKE BRITNEY, K-FED AND NICOLE (LOVE WISE.)

JASON BOURNE TO HAVE A KID-TO COVER HIS IDENTITY AS A NEW DAD

FAMILY GUY'S CLEVELAND (A BLACK DUDE) TO GET HIS OWN SPIN-OFF! IS AMERICAN DAD DONE FOR?

ASHLEY SIMPSON DRUNK, AROUND SKUNK FRIENDS OF HERS AND IDOL B.S.!

BLACK UNITY ACHIEVED: LUDACRIS, ASHANTI AND KANYE WEST COLLABORATE ON NEW CD!

LEA THOMPSON KNOWS THE SECRET OF LESBIANS, ER...SOCCER MOMS.

DIRTY DANCER GETS CANCER AND BAI LING WAS ROBBED, IN COURT.

LOST'S TV GUIDE COVER SHOOT.

REESE WITHERSPOON TO COMBAT...STUPID NEW LOHAN REALITY SERIES (BAD MOM DINA, BAD. NO REESE DOLLARS 4U!)

7 OF 9 PROCREATES AND AMERICAN-AFRICAN ACTRESS, KERRY WASHINGTON HONORED.

ONION NEWS-FCC "CLAIMS" ONLY ALYSON HANNIGAN CAN GO NUDE IN PRIME-TIME

PLAYER HATERS-
THAT A-HOLE GUY...THAT USED TO BE MARRIED TO EVA LONGORIA (THE FAKE ONE, ON THE SHOW.)

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Alleged scumbag actor and Desperate Housewives B- actor, Ricardo Chavira, apparently attacked a customer whom he didn't even know, at video game store at City Walk. The customer was leaving the store, as the thespian thought he was being recognized again. But, the man silently walk past the pretty boy, one time Monk villain.

The ass replied to the non-existent slight- by saying, "Well it it isn't the tooth fairy." The man didn't reply to the statement,except to angrily star back- in the ugly face of simulated, televised evil. Then,the man looked down in sad disgust, at Chavira's daughter, to whom he was teaching institutionalized homophobia.

The man relieved that, while no macho man, was NOT GAY! He didn't even know, who Carlos Solis was? He admitted, like most real men "stopped watching the show regularly after the first" landmark season of middle aged, sex fest soap.

SEMI-PRO TOPS AND AMY ADAMS TRIES FOR A SECOND HIT MOVIE.