LADIES, EVEN CELEB TV ISN'T SURE WHO JT IS LAYING THE PIPE WITH ANYMORE.

LANA LANG IS DOING CHUCK!

Small Ville star and one-time Chun-Li, Kristen Kreuk- could take on Yvonne Strahovski's secret agent babe, on the cult hit NBC show.

She will appear on show # 5 called, Chuck VS. 1st Class. She play Hannah, an actually normal girl who flirts with the pseudo-spy- on a flight bound for Paris. She (at this time) will have no connection to Fulcrum/The Ring and/or any American Alphabet soups organization (FBI,CIA;etc.) The episode is nearing completion, this week.

Finally, failed Superman, Brandon Routh will be on the show with Kruek.

CHRIS ROCK'S NEW GOOD HAIR,ADMITS WHITE WOMEN HAVE BETTER HAIR AND SEX APPEAL, THAN BLACK WOMEN!

J. BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBER...NEAR BREAK-UP, OVER RHIANNA AND NOW YEAR 1'S OLIVIA WILDE.

IS MEGAN FOX- A HOT SEXIST?

"HELLO SYDNEY!" NEVE CAMPBELL RESIGNS WITH COURTNEY COX AND DAVID ARQUETTE FOR SCREAM 4!

From Zap2it.com
Scream" protagonist Sidney Prescott's life is going to get thrilling
again in 2010.


Dimension Films' Bob Weinstein announced that Neve Campbell, Courteney
Cox and David Arquette are all back on board to reprise their roles
for a the next installment of the "Scream" franchise, beginning
production in Spring 2010, reports Variety.


Wes Craven is being courted to direct the sequel, which was written by
Kevin Williamson, who's currently behind The CW's "The Vampire
Diaries."


In a previous interview with Zap2it's Korbi Ghosh, Williamson had
revealed that Cox and Arquette were already back, but Campell's return
was still uncertain.


Weinstein also announced that the company will have a new emphasis on
3D, with Robert Rodriguez's soon-to-be-written "Spy Kids 4" being
realized in 3D. In addition, Dimension is looking to remake
"Short Circuit" and "An American Werewolf in London."

JEN GAR "LOVED" WORKING WITH RICK GERVAIS, IN THE INVENTION...



LILY ALLEN ADMITS SHE ONLY CARES- ABOUT THE MONEY NOW.

IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STEPPING OUT ON JESSICA BIEL- WITH RHIANNA!

SEXY M.I.L.F. HALLE BERRY DENIES PREGNANCY RUMORS, WHILE DRESSED AS A CLASSY WHORE.

J.LOVE SHOWS OFF WHAT ONLY J.K.X. CAN ONLY SEE- EXCLUSIVELY.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE TAKES PARENTS TO LAST NIGHT KILLERS CONCERT.

EXCLUSIVE!

Claire Bear herself escorted: her mom and dad, to the Killers concert. The tiny beauty- dressed in a grey blouse,blue jeans and high heeled black leather boots with ruby bottoms, appeared to be having fun with her family.

While viewing the opening act of The Psychedelic Furs, she got bored of the Micheal Stripe-like swaying, of the coke bottled glassed lead singer.

She decided to walk up to a security guard,near her seats and politely asked him, "Where's the best place to smoke" at the Hollywood Bowl? The music was so loud ,that the actress was forced to repeat her questions and the guard tried several times to answer her queries.

"So, I can smoke the ladies (room?,)" said the cheerleader actress.

The guard finally told Beth Cooper, that if she smokes anywhere in the venue, she "could be fined" -since smoking at the Bowl is illegal. A look of fear crossed her face and she scurried away without further word, with her mom in tow.

After the Furs finished and twenty minutes passed, Panettiere returned with her family to their seats. About five minute later, she left her parents, as the Killer began their show and Hayden left to meet her date, Foo Fighter leader Dave Grohl. She proceeded to leave with him, for his seats on the west side of the pavilion.

Backstage, the guard heard about other famous people at the event, including talk show host Jimmy Kimmel and Saw's Shawnee Smith. Then, he asked the lady workers, what they thought of Noah Bennett's golden girl?

The working class ladies at the event, couldn't hide the disdain for petite actress. A red haired usher called her, " a B level actress, who can't act." and another brunette waitress, remarked how little the thespian was, but amazed how "fat" she seemed to her.

During the Killers' encore, the Furs front man Rich Butler-jumped on stage, after one their songs and satirized- the Kanye West debacle on MTV. He declared his band had "did a great song tonight" and should headline their own show. After the audience cheered, The Killers vocalist Dave K. (I suspect) declared confusedly "that was... great" and "What the hell was that?!"

UFC FIGHTER GINA CARRINO- TO PLAY A HAYWIRED KNOCKOUT.

At Toronto's Film Festival, Lionsgate has bought the American distribution rights for Knockout, which will be director Steven Soderbergh's next film-right after- The Informant!

Ryan Kavanaugh's Relativity Media will wholly finance the spy thriller. The comely,fighting beauty, will make her acting debut in the flick that will be "in the vein of La Femme Nikita" mixed with the sleak,too smart cool, of TV's Alias.

The film stars its January production in very worldly areas- including the U.S., Ireland, and Turkey.

The script was penned by Lem Dobbs, with Gregory Jacobs executive producing with Kavanaugh, and Tucker Tooley.

LENO CONCEDES: NBC TRY TO SHORTEN HIS TENURE ON TONIGHT-YEARS AGO.
-They wanted to give the job to Conan O'Brien,as early as thirty-six months ago.

From UPI-

U.S. comedian Jay Leno says NBC executives originally planned for him to serve as host of The Tonight Show for a shorter time.

Leno, who will premiere his new prime time TV series on NBC next week,
said he was informed by NBC officials- five years ago- that they wanted to
replace him with comedian Conan O'Brien within three years, The New York Times
reported Saturday.

"Actually, they wanted me out in three years," said Leno, who departed
the Tonight Show in May. "I had to argue to get the other two. Oh, yeah.
I said: 'Let's make it five. You want me out? I'll do five.'"


Leno's recollection of those past events has been questioned by Rick
Ludwin, NBC's executive in charge of late-night programs.


"That is definitely not my recollection," Ludwin said. "I don't
remember three years being mentioned."


Now both sides are betting on the success of The Jay Leno Show with
NBC heavily promoting the new prime time series due to premiere Tonight.


"It's just so embarrassing," Leno told the Times of his response to
the wealth of "Leno" promotions. "It's a genetic fault that makes you go into
show business. It's not a plus."

IS LILO GOING TO VISIT A PSYCH WARD?



MEGAN FOX AND ANGIE JOLIE- STILL BATTLING OVER LARA CROFT AND NOW BARBARELLA!

THE GREAT PATRICK SWAYZE....WILL BE MISSED.




KATE HEIGL FINALLY DOES SOMETHING UNSELFISH AND MEAN,ADOPTS A BABY.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE GOES SEMI NUDE IN BIKINI SHOOT.

ELLEN D. STEALS PAULA ABDUL'S SEAT ON IDOL.
-She'll be the people's judge and keep hosting her daytime talk show.

KIM KARDASHIAN AND ONE OF HER HER WANNA-BE DIVA SISTERS,BIKINI IT UP.

JANET JACKSON ELABORATES ABOUT HER BROTHER.

TYRA SHOWS HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE REALLY IS.

ONE LAST FUNERAL FOR MJ, BEFORE HE SETTLES- INTO HIS LOW RENT CONDO IN HEAVEN.

ARROGANT MILA KUNIS IS REVIEWED FOR HER EXTRACT.

HALLE BERRY IS PREGNANT AGAIN.
-Jingo "Jinx" Johnson to have second "miracle" baby.

An insider of Berry's and the baby's
father, lucky bastard model Gabriel Aubry, stated that "[She] is overjoyed. The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination."

Berry endured horrible disappointment, "of 30 negative pregnancy tests before finally learning she was expecting her
first child, Nahla, in 2007." Life & Style "exclusively revealed"
that the 43 yr. old Boomerang actress, "is three months pregnant
with her second child."

"She's just ecstatic to be pregnant again," that insider continued. "She wasn't sure if she'd have another baby, so she's very
happy!"

DID CHRIS BROWN PARTY- AFTER HEARING HIS SENTENCE?

IN RESPONSE, RHIANNA GOES NUDE, IN A MAGAZINE?!

ASHLEY GREEN SPEAKS ABOUT TWILIGHT 2