LAZY KRISTEN STEWART- TO RETIRE FROM ACTING "TO DO STUFF."

FOR REAL-LILO JUST WON AN AWARD ,FOR A RECENT ACTING JOB.

MILEY CYRUS SHOULD KEEP ON ACTIN'

CRITICS LAUGH- AS JESSICA SIMPSON "RETIRES" FROM ACTING.

SINGER ADELE TO ACT- IN A BOND LIKE MOVIE.

BETTY WHITE TELLS LILO TO SUCK IT, FOR HER LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM!

JENNIFER ANISTON TO WORK WITH AND HIRE, LILO.

UFC FIGHTER GINA CARRINO- TO PLAY A HAYWIRED KNOCKOUT.

At Toronto's Film Festival, Lionsgate has bought the American distribution rights for Knockout, which will be director Steven Soderbergh's next film-right after- The Informant!

Ryan Kavanaugh's Relativity Media will wholly finance the spy thriller. The comely,fighting beauty, will make her acting debut in the flick that will be "in the vein of La Femme Nikita" mixed with the sleak,too smart cool, of TV's Alias.

The film stars its January production in very worldly areas- including the U.S., Ireland, and Turkey.

The script was penned by Lem Dobbs, with Gregory Jacobs executive producing with Kavanaugh, and Tucker Tooley.

MJ'S LAST THESPIAN PERFORMANCE.

THE ONION COVERS HIGH SCHOOL TONY AWARDS.

ELIZA ON JOSS IN THE DOLLHOUSE.