JAY Z WEAK RESPONSE, TO HIS GLASS OF LEMONADE.

JAY Z TO PLAYFULLY STICK MIDDLE FINGER TOWARD WIFE, IN RESPONSE TRACK.

ALLEGED COMIC ANDY DICK, CALLS HOWARD STERN-"A SHALLOW,MONEY-GRUBBING JEW!"

REUTERS discovered the formerly funny jester, continued his "stirring controversy and alienating large groups of people." The "comedian fired against Stern" on the former game show host, Greg Fitzsimmons (Idiot Savants) new radio show, insisting the shock jock has a "big fat hook nose," and is "miserly."

This Dick reveals his anger is over hosting The S*** Show, for several years on Stern's Sirius Radio channel, Howard 101, back in 2006.

"For two years I did the show and never got paid," the weird, comedian complained. Once Stern learned of the declaration from "a caller (that) informed him of Dick's rant, he said "that Dick's career has been dotted with anti-Semitism."

"So good, Andy's true colors come out." Stern continued, "I'm not surprised by it, I'm used to it. It's just typical." Stern suggested that, "Andy's run out of friends.You're not getting paid a dime because your show sucks, a**-wipe!... Stop blaming the world for your problems. Make yourself valuable, stop looking for the handouts waiting for the Jew to give a job."

The freak comedian "was forced to apologize for using the N-word (a la Micheal Richards) during a 2006 comedy show in Los Angeles." Last Year, "Dick was detained in Huntington, W.V. after reportedly grabbing men's crotches in a bar." Two Years ago, Dick "was arrested in Riverside County on suspicion of pulling down the top of a teenage girl, in a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant."

He's a cast mate on TV's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, ,but talk show host Jimmy Kimmel had Dick "forcibly removed from the set of his ABC late-night show, after Dick repeatedly touched Ivanka Trump's hair and legs."

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