AVENGERS 3'S UK RED CARPET SHOW.

THOR'S RED CARPET.

CELEBRITY Q AND A: PARIS HILTON AND QUENTIN TARENTINO.

In 2007, The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters was opening at the Nuart Theatres. The owner of the place, was the film geek on Beat the Geeks. Anyway, after playing a live arcade version of Donkey Kong in the lobby, I went to find a seat inside.

Unfortunately, the place was packed, and I couldn't find anywhere to sit. I was towards the back the audience and thinking of leaving. That's when the godmother of celebrity reality TV: Paris Hilton stood up in a red cocktail dress. She noticed my disappointment and said, "It's O.K., you can have my seat." I was shocked by her generosity, considering her reputation.

I said, dressed in a dark blue suit, "Really....(she nodded and smiled)....Thanks." She got up and made her date leave with her. They calmly left the theatre.

The film itself was pretty good. Imagine a episode of Hercules: Legendary Journeys- with a Kevin Sorbo looking Chemistry teacher (married to a tall Gabrielle, Xena's gal-pal) on his quest to break a old school video game record. It's held by an Ares type (New Zealand's Kevin Smith)-A Hot Sauce baron (married to a Xena type, the size of Gabrielle!) A Joxer looking guy is his flunkie, who submitted a faked video, in order to take back the record. The film became, the one vs. the corrupt world style film, to succeed in an "It IS who you know" type world.

After the film, I went a played a few more games and then went outside. I walked a couple of feet and I didn't realize- I accidentally brushed past the Inglorious Bastard himself. He said "Why don't watch where you're going, you fat f-----!" I turned around shocked at the lies, from the more arrogant, fatter fuck. Also, he's hardly more manly- considering the sadistic, bloody, beating he took from Jennifer Garner, on her old TV show Alias.

Then, he just snickers- like a villain,dressed as Johnny Cash. He proclaimed, "What are you gonna do?" and moved his hand toward me. Pissed off, I got lucky and quickly punched him- deep in his far bigger stomach. He catches his gut and I run like hell. I quickly jumped into a taxi and headed home. I'm quite proud that, I decked a talented, scumbag liar asshole,like Jimmy. Plus, the statute of limitations are expired, so legally I'm safe.

Note: I ran into Hilton- a year later after this incident, at the Hollywood-Highland Plaza. She was hosting an event on the fourth level, at a night club.She was very nice and we just briefly shot the breeze,while she was flanked by friends. I said good-bye and she stated it was nice, seeing me again.

LADY TAURIEL SHINES, AT FIVE ARMIES PREMIERE.

CATCH THE WORLD PREMIERE OF NEIGHBORS IN WESTWOOD,CA.

What!? The world premiere of NEIGHBORS

WHO!?: NEIGHBORS director Nicholas Stoller; cast member/producer Seth Rogen; cast members Zac Efron, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Dave Franco, Ike Barinholtz, Carla Gallo, Craig Roberts, Jerrod Carmichael, Lisa Kudrow, Liz Cackowski, Ali Cobrin, Jesse Heiman, Brian Huskey, Halston Sage, Kira Sternbach; writers/executive producers Andrew J. Cohen & Brendan O'Brien; producers Evan Goldberg, James Weaver; and executive producers Nathan Kahane, Joe Drake, Brian Bell


WHERE?: Regency Village Theatre 961 Broxton Avenue Los Angeles, CA

...WHEN: Monday, April 28, 2014 5:30 PM Press Call Time 6:30 PM Celebrity Arrivals 7:30 PM Screening Begins

WHEN:	Monday, April 28, 2014
	5:30 PM           Press Call Time
	6:30 PM           Celebrity Arrivals
	7:30 PM           Screening Begins

J. LAW CAUGHT "JOLIEING," AT THE HUNGER GAMES PREMIERE

LEANN RIMES AND ED CIBRIAN,GET LOVE SICK AGAIN, AT LATEST BLACK MOVIE.

EMMA WATSON ON THE RED CARPET

KATY PERRY SHOWS HER PINK CARPET, TO THE MASSES.

CLASSY BIKINI BABES,STALK WILL SMITH IN BERLIN.

HENRY CHO ON THE NPH SHOW.

COMIC BUDDIES EDDIE MURPHY AND BEN STILLER- GO TO GOTHAM, FOR TOWER HEIST.

ASHTON KUTCHER STILL #1 IN RATINGS AND DEMOS-DESPITE CONTINUED DROPS IN THE NUMBERS.

LITTLE J SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY FROM GOSSIP GIRL

CAN THE DIRTY GIRL: BECOME A MOVIE STAR WHILE SIGNING,ACTING AND DOING A NAKED FAN DANCE- ALL AT ONCE-WITH CHER WATCHING HER!?

ANGIE JOLIE F@#$% WITH JOHNNY DEEP, AS THE TOURIST.

ANNE HATHAWAY AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL ARE OVERSEXED IN NEW FILM.

AN UNSTOPPABLE PREMIERE



COMIC ASS ADAM SANDLER FAKES-A-DATE WITH JENNIFER ANISTON

...TWO FERNS HOST ZACK GALIFINAKIS- TELLS BABE TO "LEAVE MY BEARD ALONE."

JESSI ALBI WALKS RED CARPET.