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Wednesday, June 18, 2008


JOHNNY DEEP KEEPS HIS WORD AND GIVES HAT TO LOCAL BOY, FROM HIS NEW EPIC.

Young Jack Taylor- is currently writing a thank you note- to Capt. Jack Sparrow for keeping his promise. Deep was in Wisconsin (back in April),to film a biopic on anti-hero '30s bank thief, John Dillinger. Neighborhood residents got to witness the filming, including Mr. Taylor, "who especially admired Depp/Dillinger's
hat."

So, the young man asked the thespian- could he have the fedora hat. Depp, 45, stated that Taylor would receive it "once the movie was finished."

Seven days ago, a local Wisconsin newspaper (the Northwestern) confirmed Tom 21 Jump St. Hansen "made good on his promise" and the boy received man's hat.

Deep also included prizes for the boy's four relatives,
"from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well as a note from
the star himself, telling Jack to enjoy what was sent."
NEW FOOTAGE FROM WILL SMITH'S HANCOCK.

Monday, June 16, 2008


BRITNEY SPEARS BEATS VEHICULAR ASSAULT CHARGE.

LAPD stated that NO charges will be filled against Britney Spears- for using her car, to run over a photog's foot, as she driving away from a pack of paps.

The victim filed a report- half year after the occurrence. The cops claim, there's was NO legal way to win with video evidence provided.


Joseph Shidler, deputy district attorney, noted:"We have no evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the suspect was aware that the victim's foot had been struck by the car. There was much commotion and noise at the time and
there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what had happened."

Also, the police report indicated that "a voice on the
video told her to back up" and no proof of that is on the tape either.


The Prosecutor showed in the Internet video, no physical damage to the pap's foot.
Shidler concludes that "the only way the victim's foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location."
HEATH DID LEAVE $ TO HIS DAUGHTER.
GETTING BLUE WITH THE LOVE GURU.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

THE ONION INVESTIGATES: WORLD OF WARCRAFT PLAYERS- PLAYING THEMSELVES IN GAME.
DID SHIA LABEOUF USE A GAY SLUR, WHILE NEW 99'S BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE EMBEZZLED FUNDS FROM A CHARITY?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

CLINT EASTWOOD TELLS SPIKE LEE TO SHUT THE F___ UP, WHILE LINDSEY LOHAN GETS INSURED ON BABY MOVIE, AS PARIS HILTON MAYBE GETTING PREGNANT.

Later.