FINALLY- A MAN GETS PAID, AFTER THE DIVORCE:NICE GUY RITCHIE FINISHES FIRST
OVER THE MATERIAL GIRL... TO THE TUNE OF $76 MILLION!!

THE PROMISE OF A NEW CONTRACT-


ABDUL CLEANS UP IN NEW EIGHT FIGURE DEAL.

Paula Abdul expressed in a Barbara Walter's radio interview,that she "maybe unhappy" and "under contract"- as the resident hot nut job, on the nation's top show. Fox decided to- show her the money, by double her current contract to almost $10 million bucks, for next season's American Idol,its ninth season.

This would up her, from her current fee of 5 million. This is after having to admit to herself- that there's little chance in hell- of matching top lead judge and the most hated man in America, Simon Cowell, who pulls down about $30 million annually. Fox executives concurrently agreed with Abdul that she worth the cash and "They definitely want her back." Accordingly to Walters herself- there's a "95 % chance" of renewal.

The Straight Up songstress also revealed- she felt the strange, suicidal vibe- coming from the contestant Paula GoodSpeed. The love of Arsenio Hall's life, "begged" them to not let GoodSpeed audition (back during season 5)and thought this put the crew's lives (including the backstage workers, co-judge Randy Jackson and Host Ryan Seacrest) in danger.

WILL SMITH AND ROSARIO DAWSON GET BACK TOGETHER FOR 7 LBS.

BRITNEY SPEARS TO GET A BREAST REDUCTION?

IS BRITNEY A TOP DIVA AGAIN?

DIRECTOR CATHY HARDWICK WALKS AWAY FROM SEQUEL, NEW MOON (IN ITALY.)

JULIA ROBERTS AND CLIVE OWEN AGAIN GET CLOSER DURING DUPLICITY

BEST CELEB F@!# UPS OF THE YEAR

LUCY LUI SHINES AT HUMANITARIAN BALL

PARIS HILTON TO BE A REAL-LIFE TINKERBELL (NOT HER DOG)FOR DISNEY FILMS?

J. ANI RESPONDS TO BABY CHARGES + IS CHRISTINA AGUILERA READY JOIN ANGIE JOLIE IN FEMINIST ACTION FILMS?

THE CLOONEY/PITT PSEUDO-WAR ROLLS ON + BEYONCE'S LA BREA TAR PIT.

FANS LINE UP FOR BRITNEY'S CIRCUS.

COPS NAB J.HUD'S BRO FOR FAMILY SLAYING.

WAS IRON MAN KO'ED BY A SHERLOCK HOLMES EXTRA?

IS BRITNEY READY TO GO BACK TO THE MEDIA CIRCUS?

JAMIE KENNEDY- ON HOW HE PROTECTS SEXY NEW BOSS, J-LOVE FROM THE GHOST.

CHRIS KNIGHT TALKS ABOUT HIS HOT WIFE.

SPEARS CLIMBING BACK THE CHARTS- DECIDES TO CLIMB ALL OVER K-FED'S BACK.

Despite Spears showing the world: her vagina in public, doing public nervous breakdowns, being on drugs or drunk most of the time, and shining in
mental institution commitment (to the point- the state takes her kids away from her,) feels that K-Fed may not be the best influence on her kids.

"[My sons are] staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says
the F-word now sometimes," revealed Spears. "He doesn't get it
from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my
kids." So, the kids has no friends, or access to cable TV or the net where they could here these things freely?

Since regaining custody, while her father has been manging her career and affairs lately, Spears is more fixated on motherhood to Sean Preston, 3, and
Jayden James(2).

"I feel like an old person now," she says. "I do! I go to bed at,
like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

Since Spears lack of partying is boring to her fans, she's will still spend this
Thanksgiving in Europe to expand sales her first hit single in years (Womanizer) on I-Tunes.

Still, with Brit's tour of being the queen of misery nearly over, K-Fed's backers feel that Britney need to "look in the mirror dear," and realizes she still not the best person to raise children either yet.

AUSTRALIA DEBUTS IN NEW YORK!

KANYE WEST,LUDACRIS AND ALLEGED NEO-RACISTS GUNS AND ROSES NEW CD DROPS

HARRY POTTER NEAR END OF THE RD., WITH A 1/2 BLOOD PRINCE.

STAR TREK: THE BEGINING

24 TODAY AND MADONNA INCREASINGLY MEAN DIVORCE CONTINUES.