MR AND MRS. SMITH- HOUSE BATTLE: RD. 2

RANT:WHY NOT MOVE SOAPS TO LATE NIGHT TV, TO BREAK THE JUGGER-
NAUT OF WHITE GUYS BEHIND DESKS?

Buzzer Blog and Extra reported that forgettable,but long running soap Guiding Light was being cancelled. I was thinking why not move the genre to 11 PM-2 AM on the CW,Fox and ABC to finally give the audience, some damn variety.

The producers can increase the pacing, so one plot point doesn't take 18 months to develop- to its climax. They could increase the sex and violence,because from Midnight to 6AM, there is relaxed FCC regs-since the kids are finally asleep.

This could help bored,comic overloaded male viewers or frisky ladies craving- a little romance at those hours. Instead of a another smirking,aging frat boy- whose not half as funny as he thinks he is (That means you Carson Daly!)

Finally, why are all these guys white and male? Have we learned nothing from the legend Arsenio Hall here in the Obama era??

MADONNA LOST CHANCE TO TAKE ANOTHER AFRICAN KID HOME

RAPPER T.I TO DO FEDERAL TIME, FOR ATF CONVICTION.

BRUCE WILLIS PICKED HIS MATE-BACHELOR STYLE AND ISAIAH WASHINGTON LOSING HIS HOME?

CRUISER AND CAMERON DIAZ TO RENEW THEIR FATAL ATTRACTION

The two megastars are planning a serious re-teaming, their first since their charismatic mini-feud in Vanilla Sky. Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman is about to do a Woody Allen movie, thereby breaking the three time winning streak of Scar Jo (Match Point,Scoop, Vicki Barcelona Christina) ending the mutual admiration society- among those artists.


Also, lesbian BFF Sam Ronson is pissed off about- footing the cost of her dates with increasingly broke lover, Lindsey Lohan. Her next movie about pregnancy called Labor Pains, is about to debut in July 2009 on ABC Family channel. The film had been planned for a theatrical release, but was pulled due to fear of a poisoned box office mirroring- last year's failed stripper thriller.

DOES SETH ROGAN HAVE ISSUES WITH LILO?

KIEFER SUTHERLAND BECOMES ANIMATED WAR MONGER, TO KILL EVIL ALIENS.

GET HIGH ON CRANK 2

CINDY CRAWFORD SHOWERS NAKED, FOR GOOD CAUSE

ZAC EFRON MANS UP-"SICK" OF MUSICALS.

Zac Efron is out of Kevin Bacon's lead role of top
heartthrob, in the upcoming Footloose remake. Efron kissed off a seven figure payday, in order to be taken "more seriously" as a actor. He apparently is relenting for all teen titans parts and "tired" of all musicals

An unnamed Paramount source said- the boy risks the ire of the studio, in a Cruise style manner. The person stated “People had been working on this project since last July — we were all shocked.” The source also claimed there's NO chance in hell in cameoing High School Musical 4 for Disney neither.

MUSICIAN T.I FINDS ...REDEMPTION

WHY KNOWING STUFF MAKES ONE, NUMBER 1

A SURGEON RECOUNTS, WHAT WENT WRONG WITH NATASHA RICHARDSON

HE KEEPS ROLLING THROUGH THE ARCLIGHT.

SINGER LEANN RIMES CAUGHT KISSING EDDIE CIBRIAN,AFTER SEVERAL DENIALS

ONE THING JESSICA SIMPSON CAN DO BETTER THAN HER SIS,FIX COMPUTERS?

LIAM NEESON'S BELOVED WIFE IS TAKEN FROM HIM.

FAST & FURIOUS RED CARPET

PAUL WALKER'S 2 FAST TAKE ON THE CHRIS BROWN CASE

"(Chris) is such a good kid. Everyone screws up......we've all done stupid stuff. I don't wanna make light of the whole thing but to me it's a screw-up and, uh, you know he's taken lumps," stated Brain O' Conner himself- after being cornered by the press, after finding out his next film, Bone Deep will co-star alleged batterer and singer Chris Brown. The comment also comes after report leaked that Rihanna stated the fistfight by throwing the volley of blows before he had enough.

ON THE ADVICE OF DREW BARRYMORE, J. ANI DUMPS JOHN MAYER FOR UMPTEENTH TIME.