BEWARE SANDRA BULLOCK'S RACCOON STARE,AT THE OSCARS.

RITA ORA FOR THE WIN.

SELENA GOMEZ,SANDWICHED INTO HER OSCAR DRESS.

BRANGELINA ARE DOING IT, ON STAGE AT THE OSCARS-PRESENTING AWARDS.

OSCAR STORIES- RUSSELL CROWE (EXCLUSIVE)

Our rep strolls up his friend, Dawn.They are both backstage of Dolby Theatre ,at the Academy Awards. Dawn is giddy and claims that Liam Neeson just passed by her,going into a realistic grass maze- that escaped the climax of The Shinning.

The two friends talk about how cool, that old action star still is, for 10 minutes. They discuss how awesome the Taken movies were, How he "trained" Batman and his semi-godly turn in Clash of the Titans.

The American Gangster star appears and our rep seems to be confused,not seeing the first Darkman.Crowe stuns them both by revealing...

Russell Crowe: I am NOT Liam Neeson.I'm Russell Crowe. I heard every thing you guys said- behind that maze there.

The two shocked, by the celebrity eavesdropper's statement.They are silent, wondering what to say to the acting Gladiator.

RC: You know, From A Beautiful Mind.

Our rep agrees with a knowing head nod.Dawn continues with her confusion,as she's never seen that film.

Crowe just smiles,looks at his expensive watch and said....

RC: Well, back to the salt mines.

Our rep, gets just enough courage to make a lame joke. He wished "Mr Crowe" to "Have a G'Day!"

The actor stops at the door,to mumble something...Assholish and continues to the main stage.

ALL HAIL HARRY OSBOURNE'S SEXUAL PROWESS.

CELEBRITY HOMOPHOBIA-SHERRY SHEPPARD. EXCLUSIVE!

This happened at the Hollywood and Highland plaza,one week before the Oscars. This is where Sandra Bullock, would make her impassioned award winning speech for the Blind Side about "no sexual orientation that makes us better than anyone else. We are all deserving of love."

The still rotund,yet flat Earth believing View co-host decided to use her lying ignorance- to attack a lone security for a lie. She wasn't going to give him- the right to defend himself and disprove the claim.

The ugly troll of a woman, locked eyes with the innocent quarry and remarked, "We all know your gay!" To the guard's surprise, an angelic Latina passing by (heard the exchange) and then said, "Your one to talk, since you believe the planet is flat.
Don't worry, we got your back!"

Then, her small group laughed- at the hypocrisy of this famous black woman. Since, she herself would normally be the victim of racism, had no right going after someone over gossip and homophobia. Especially, with Sheppard's Sarah Palin induced scientific knowledge of life, to judge strangers.

The portly, bigoted whore (with surprising rounded breasts) left without comment. It's truly nice- when real Americans defend each other from bullies, of hate and class meanace.

CELEB TV DECIDES TO BREAK J. LOVE AND JKX AGAIN.

DR. MURRAY CHARGED OFFICIALLY WITH HIS CRIME.

IS SANDY BULLOCK TURNING INTO THE CUNT,JULIA ROBERTS ALWAYS SAID SHE WAS?

STEVE MARTIN AND ALEC BALDWIN TO TAG TEAM HOST THE OSCARS.

From The Wrap


Breaking with tradition, a pair of hosts -- Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin --
will serve as co-hosts of the 82nd Academy Awards, Oscar telecast producers Bill
Mechanic and Adam Shankman announced today.


“We think the team of Steve and Alec are the perfect pair of hosts for the
Oscars,” said Shankman and Mechanic. “Steve will bring the experience of having
hosted the show in the past and Alec will be a completely fresh personality for
this event.”


“I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin,” said Martin.


“I don’t play the banjo but I’m thrilled to be hosting the Oscars – it’s the
opportunity of a lifetime,” said Baldwin.


Martin hosted the 73rd and 75th Academy Awards shows, earning an Emmy nomination
for the first stint. He has also served as a presenter on the show several
times, most recently at the ceremony in February when he appeared with Tina Fey.
He is currently touring with the bluegrass band Steep Canyon Rangers in support
of his latest album “The Crow: New Songs for the Five String Banjo.” In 1977
and 1978 Martin won Grammys for Best Comedy Recording. He earned a third Grammy
in 2001 in the Best Country Instrumental Performance category. In 2007 Martin
earned a Kennedy Center Honor.


Baldwin was nominated for an Academy Award in 2003 for his supporting role in
“The Cooler.” That year also marked his most recent appearance as a presenter
on the show. Baldwin currently stars as Jack Donaghy on the comedy “30 Rock,” a
role for which he has won two Emmys (in 2008 and 2009). Baldwin earned a Tony
nomination in 1992 for his performance in “A Streetcar Named Desire.”


Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2009 will be presented on
Sunday, March 7, 2010, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center®, and
televised live by the ABC Television Network. The Oscar presentation also will

ON THE ADVICE OF DREW BARRYMORE, J. ANI DUMPS JOHN MAYER FOR UMPTEENTH TIME.

WILL JEN ANISTON, GET HER REVENGE AGAINST EX-HUBBY BRAD AND NEMESIS ANGIE JOLIE-AT THE OSCARS?

JAMIE LYNN PROVES TO BE SLIGHTLY SMARTER THAN HER BIG SISTER.