LILO'S LATEST, STRAIGHT CONQUEST.

JENNIFER ANISTON HOOKS-UP WITH JOHN MAYER, FOR THE THIRD TIME.

30 ROCK STAR, TRACY MORGAN TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT ALLEGED EX-LOVER CHERI OTERI AND NEMISIS CHRIS KATTAN OF SNL- "FXXX THEM!!"

From the fine liberals at the Huffington Post-

Tracy Morgan's new autobiography 'I Am the New Black' promises to be
delightfully loopy--the impassioned audiobook version, even more so.

In the clip below, Morgan talks about the old days at SNL, which leave
him with no love lost for former costars Chris Kattan (currently playing a used car salesman on middling sit-com The Middle,)and Cheri Oteri(currenlty seeking work,by Morgan's "$300 million" standards.)

"I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me
like the invisible guy. Now look where they at. Cheri Oteri, she can't
even get arrested," he reads.


Then he adds some extra commentary.


"That's what happened to me over there. They never treated me well,"
he says. "I never cared for them either. F--- 'em!!"


'I Am the New Black' hits shelves Oct. 20 and '30 Rock' returns
Thursday.

JAMES FALLON AS BILLY RAY CYRUS- STILL THERE FOR HIS TWIT...TWEETERS.

RHIANNA TELLS JESSIE BIEL: I'M NOT CHEATING WITH JT.

JAMES FOXX AND GERALD BUTLER ARE STILL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS, DESPITE THEIR IN MOVIE MAYHEM.

SEXY SERENA WILLIAMS- GOES NUDE FOR ESPN!

WILL THESE COUPLES, MAKE ONE RETREAT- TO ANOTHER MOVIE THIS WEEK?

CHECK OUT CHRIS ROCK'S GOOD HAIR.

HELEN HUNT IS NOT INTO PARENTHOOD!CAN LAUREN GRAHAM BE A TWO-TIME TV MOM?

"WAIT FOR IT."-Shawn "Scumbag" Spencer, from Psych.

Helen Hunt has apparently- dropped out to star in NBC's struggling, second attempt to do Steve Martin's Parenthood. Maura Tierney left the project, for severe heath reasons.According to some damned insider, "talks fell apart and the plum part has now been offered to...Lauren Graham!"

SIMON COWELL OVERSPENDS- ON HIS OWN PARTY.

JERMAINE JACKSON- TO JUDGE MICHEAL JACKSON IMPERSONATORS ON THE BBC.

The only other talented male in the Jackson 5, shall appear on the new BBC hour, entitlted Move Like Michael Jackson in Dec. '09.

JJ remebered,"Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines. I'm really excited and delighted to be part of this show and look forward to finding the most talented and inspiring dancers."

The six week talent contest "will travel the UK in search of the best Jackson-style dancer, including mastering the Moonwalk as well as coming up with their own choreography," stated Jackson.

MJ WAS SURPRISING HEALTHY- FOR A ALLEGED MANSLAUGHTER VICTIM.


"NUT UP!" WITH YOUR HOST- WOODY HARRELSON!

THE LATEST ON THAT TALENTED BASTARD, ROMAN P.

LADIES, EVEN CELEB TV ISN'T SURE WHO JT IS LAYING THE PIPE WITH ANYMORE.

LANA LANG IS DOING CHUCK!

Small Ville star and one-time Chun-Li, Kristen Kreuk- could take on Yvonne Strahovski's secret agent babe, on the cult hit NBC show.

She will appear on show # 5 called, Chuck VS. 1st Class. She play Hannah, an actually normal girl who flirts with the pseudo-spy- on a flight bound for Paris. She (at this time) will have no connection to Fulcrum/The Ring and/or any American Alphabet soups organization (FBI,CIA;etc.) The episode is nearing completion, this week.

Finally, failed Superman, Brandon Routh will be on the show with Kruek.

CHRIS ROCK'S NEW GOOD HAIR,ADMITS WHITE WOMEN HAVE BETTER HAIR AND SEX APPEAL, THAN BLACK WOMEN!

J. BIEL AND JUSTIN TIMBER...NEAR BREAK-UP, OVER RHIANNA AND NOW YEAR 1'S OLIVIA WILDE.

IS MEGAN FOX- A HOT SEXIST?

"HELLO SYDNEY!" NEVE CAMPBELL RESIGNS WITH COURTNEY COX AND DAVID ARQUETTE FOR SCREAM 4!

From Zap2it.com
Scream" protagonist Sidney Prescott's life is going to get thrilling
again in 2010.


Dimension Films' Bob Weinstein announced that Neve Campbell, Courteney
Cox and David Arquette are all back on board to reprise their roles
for a the next installment of the "Scream" franchise, beginning
production in Spring 2010, reports Variety.


Wes Craven is being courted to direct the sequel, which was written by
Kevin Williamson, who's currently behind The CW's "The Vampire
Diaries."


In a previous interview with Zap2it's Korbi Ghosh, Williamson had
revealed that Cox and Arquette were already back, but Campell's return
was still uncertain.


Weinstein also announced that the company will have a new emphasis on
3D, with Robert Rodriguez's soon-to-be-written "Spy Kids 4" being
realized in 3D. In addition, Dimension is looking to remake
"Short Circuit" and "An American Werewolf in London."