PENELOPE CRUZ- GOES ALL MAY-DECEMBER ON A GUY!

UNFUNNY CHELSEA HANDLER, INSPIRES JENNIFER ANISTON- TO DO LAME WEEKLY TALK SHOW MADE BY OPRAH, ON CABLE.

FORMER X MEN AND HEROES STAR DINIA RAMIREZ IS BACK.

FEAR FACTOR WITHOUT CASH CONTINUES IN SAW 6.

J. ANI LOSES OUT AGAIN? G. BUTLER GOES AFTER JESSICA SIMPSON.

HILARY SWANK GOES FOR THIRD OSCAR AND PUTS VIRGINA MADSEN IN AWE.

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MATTER,THAT MJ IS STILL DEAD-FOR HIS MOVIE PREMIERE.

JILLIAN MICHAELS TO GET THE BIGGEST SPIN OFF.


NBC has bought- the non-competition companion series, to air with its reality hit The Biggest Loser. The show would air for eight weeks and will be called Losing It With Jillian M.,made by the infamous Reveille entertainment and Empowered Media Enterprises.The show would air against American Idol.

The hot and scrappy fitness host will travel the nation helping "weight-challenged Americans that they can get the same results as contestants on The Biggest
Loser without attending the show’s immersive fitness boot camp."


In self-contained shows, Michaels moves into a family’s
house "and give them a top-to-bottom fitness, nutrition and wellness
makeover and "will take on multiple aspects of living a
healthier lifestyle."


Micheals stated:
"This show is very different. I’m not going to scream at a 10-year-old.
You’re going to see different aspects of my personality, and it’s more
about the big picture and not just being skinny.”

LILO'S LATEST, STRAIGHT CONQUEST.

JENNIFER ANISTON HOOKS-UP WITH JOHN MAYER, FOR THE THIRD TIME.

30 ROCK STAR, TRACY MORGAN TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT ALLEGED EX-LOVER CHERI OTERI AND NEMISIS CHRIS KATTAN OF SNL- "FXXX THEM!!"

From the fine liberals at the Huffington Post-

Tracy Morgan's new autobiography 'I Am the New Black' promises to be
delightfully loopy--the impassioned audiobook version, even more so.

In the clip below, Morgan talks about the old days at SNL, which leave
him with no love lost for former costars Chris Kattan (currently playing a used car salesman on middling sit-com The Middle,)and Cheri Oteri(currenlty seeking work,by Morgan's "$300 million" standards.)

"I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me
like the invisible guy. Now look where they at. Cheri Oteri, she can't
even get arrested," he reads.


Then he adds some extra commentary.


"That's what happened to me over there. They never treated me well,"
he says. "I never cared for them either. F--- 'em!!"


'I Am the New Black' hits shelves Oct. 20 and '30 Rock' returns
Thursday.

JAMES FALLON AS BILLY RAY CYRUS- STILL THERE FOR HIS TWIT...TWEETERS.

RHIANNA TELLS JESSIE BIEL: I'M NOT CHEATING WITH JT.

JAMES FOXX AND GERALD BUTLER ARE STILL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS, DESPITE THEIR IN MOVIE MAYHEM.

SEXY SERENA WILLIAMS- GOES NUDE FOR ESPN!

WILL THESE COUPLES, MAKE ONE RETREAT- TO ANOTHER MOVIE THIS WEEK?

CHECK OUT CHRIS ROCK'S GOOD HAIR.

HELEN HUNT IS NOT INTO PARENTHOOD!CAN LAUREN GRAHAM BE A TWO-TIME TV MOM?

"WAIT FOR IT."-Shawn "Scumbag" Spencer, from Psych.

Helen Hunt has apparently- dropped out to star in NBC's struggling, second attempt to do Steve Martin's Parenthood. Maura Tierney left the project, for severe heath reasons.According to some damned insider, "talks fell apart and the plum part has now been offered to...Lauren Graham!"

SIMON COWELL OVERSPENDS- ON HIS OWN PARTY.

JERMAINE JACKSON- TO JUDGE MICHEAL JACKSON IMPERSONATORS ON THE BBC.

The only other talented male in the Jackson 5, shall appear on the new BBC hour, entitlted Move Like Michael Jackson in Dec. '09.

JJ remebered,"Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines. I'm really excited and delighted to be part of this show and look forward to finding the most talented and inspiring dancers."

The six week talent contest "will travel the UK in search of the best Jackson-style dancer, including mastering the Moonwalk as well as coming up with their own choreography," stated Jackson.