STUMP THE BABE WITH ALYSSA MILANO

TWI-HARDERS UNITE: SUMMIT PRODUCTIONS THREATENING TO DUMP ASHLEY GREEN AND K. LUTZ, IF THEY DON'T BACK DOWN- ON THEIR MILLION $+ SALARY DEMANDS.

LILO CAT-FIGHTS AGAIN WITH A MODEL.

HOTHEAD A-HOLE, MATT LAURER CHEATS WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON'S SISTER.

HOLLYWOOD'S BALLYS:IS IT WORTH IT?
Has Ballys learned how to help newcomers get back into shape? Not Quite.


The Bally's Total Fitness- in Hollywood,CA is located at 1638 El Centro Av. It is a huge two level gym, filled with every possible fitness contraption ever conceived. The gym's leader is Tim Gilbert, a jovial ,yet professional fellow -that runs his place with an easy, going charm and dedication to physical health. The amenities in this fitness shopping mall includes: Cardio Equipment, A Figure 8 Indoor Track, a four level parking structure (right next door,) pricey Personal Trainers , Pilates, Sauna, Pool, Cycling stations, Group Exercise Classes,Steam room,whirlpool,Yoga room (where boxing and caporeira classes also take place,)day care center and bilingual staffing.

The gym advertises its famous 7-day free pass, while trying to get the would-be athletes, to commit to either: its 2 year $28/mo,1 year $20/mo. or month-to-month workout (no contracts) of $35 per month. The firm now offers- a $5 month discount- under their "Getting Started" promotion. To truly enjoy to the services,the tour guide known only as David stressed: Bring your headset for TV exercisers and You must bring you own towel. They have had theft and forgotten ones left behind- so much, they are no longer able to tolerate this- maybe that's why they went into bankruptcy.

The best part of workout here, is you won't bothered by the other guests. If you stick to your routine, the others won't bother you either. This can also make the work out rather lonely, if looking to meet new people.

Also, much like a Wal-Mart-you'll have to hunt around for a instructor, to find which machines, does the best benefits for your body. You can hire a personal trainer, but they cost anywhere from $25-50 an hour extra (on top of the usage fee of the club.) If you are an official member of the club, Bally's will let one "test drive" a trainer for about 45 minutes for free.

One problem with the locker room (beside potential Think Fast Red Herrings) are actually have to see neo-naked, and the small, hidden fees there. You can bring you own lock for unlimited use, or pay a $1 to use a time based token system. Again, the pictures on the machines aren't always the best guide to using the gear correctly, so more trainers patrolling the ground looking the newbies, could help in the short run. The best bets are the jogging machines that allow runners to watch a small bevy of TV cable networks or simply leg lift where one CAN feel the burn at least two days after using the device.

The place is good, for those how know what they want- in their workout and can or want to be left alone. However, this is a terrible place to begin a workout regime, as the place itself tries to nickel and dime customers, as much as possible and your left to guess without the instruction and advice of a personal trainer, you''ll have to play almost through the roof to use. At this particular location, the babe-watching is scarce,but once find some (such as the Young J.Lo and Julie Benz look-a-likes, that paraded about the facility one day) almost make-up for the confusion and pain of cycling badly or using the ab crunch incorrectly.

Dates visited April 5,10,13,14

CAMERON DIAZ "ACCIDENTALLY" BEAT TOM CRUISE'S ASS.

VOTE RUSSELL CROWE FOR ROBIN HOOD.

JKX GRIEVES OVER J.LOVE, WITH THE BABES AT THE NEW W. HOLLYWOOD HOTEL.

BLACK WIDOW AND PEPPER POTTS DISCUSS THEIR TIME WITH TONY STARK.

SUMMIT ENTETAINMENT MAY HAVE TO SHOW- ASHLEY GREEN AND SOME OTHER GUY- THE MONEY FOR BREAKING DAWN DOUBLE HEADER.

AVRIL VS. LILO:ROUND 2

A GLEEFUL STAR AT THE HOLLYWOOD EGYPTIAN.

OMG...IT'S USHER ON OPRAH.

DID AMERICA'S ASSHOLE MEL GIBSON CHEAT WITH ANOTHER PORN STAR.

NEWCOMER SINGER- DOESN'T KNOW HIS NAME IS GERMAN.

THE LA TIMES GOES VIRAL, WITH ITS MOVIE "WEEKEND....PEEKEND."

MILEY CYRUS MAKES SLEAZY MAD MAX 4 STYLE MUSIC VIDEO.

DID GABRIELLE UNION AND A NBA STAR- MAKE OUT HEAVILY IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS??

CAMERON DIAZ WITH A-ROD NOW ,AFTER BRIEFLY TAKING J.T. AWAY FROM NEMESIS JESSICA BIEL

REVENGE FOR BEING A LOUD MOUTH LYING JERK: DAVE BOREANAZ CHEATED ON HIS WIFE.
From USA Today

"Does anyone NOT cheat?," stated David Boreanaz as FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth of Fox's Bones.

Bones star David Boreanaz, 40, is the latest star to confess that he has been unfaithful to his wife of nearly nine years, Jaime Bergman.

"Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities," the actor tells People.com. "I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible."

Boreanaz is coming forward, he says, because a former mistress "whore," whom he declines to name, contacted an attorney and threatened to contact media outlets. He says he's now "working" on his marriage.