MADONNA REFUSES TO PROMISE NIPPLES AT HALFTIME,LIKE JANET JACKSON DID (ACCIDENTLY.)

MILEY CYRUS BREAKS HER ASS,DOING GYMNASTICS.

SHAKIRA AND BRITNEY SPEARS- TO DUET IN BI-LINGUAL SONG.

DEMI MOORE ON RESCUE 911.

PSYCH! SEAL AND HEIDI KLUM REUNITING?

DID A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN ,DO IT WITH A FILTHY REAL HOUSEWIFE.

WHO WANTS TO WIN AN OSCAR,WITH YOUR HOST...BILLY CRYSTAL!!

KATE BECKINSALE IS BACK, TO RIP OFF CARRIE ANNE MOSS'S MATRIX LOOK AGAIN.

GINA CARANO PUTS OUT,FOR HER OWN WEB STRIKE.

WILL SMITH DRAGS HIS SUPER ASS, ON THE HANCOCK SEQUEL.

NICK CANNON ON HIS KIDNEYS

WILL DEADPOOL SPEAK AGAIN- IN NEW MOVIE?

TV ICON HEATHER LOCKYEAR HAS A BAD NIGHT.

ELIZABETH BANKS- AS THE PAULA ABDUL OF GAME SHOWS.

WARMED OVER NEWS-ARE THE BIG TV NETWORKS' ON-DEMAND SHOWS, FORCING YOU TO WATCH THEIR COMMERCIALS?

It looks like the networks have finally found a way around making viewers notice their ads, by disabling the fast forward key on the remote control- altogether.

Whenever you order a show on NBC,you are NOW warned at the beginning. the fast forward mode will not work with this show. ABC and FOX recently added their show to the listings, and now promote this same message. Only CBS (for now) has the fewest ads and will allow you to fast forward any part of the programs.

Time Warner cable subscribers have been given no reason, for why they can't use the fast forward key. The networks are keeping very quiet, about the new revelation for viewers. If something isn't done by viewers, this could infect some affect cable channel aligned with their sister networks (USA, MTV,Lifetime, FX;etc.) Will viewers have to go to Congress to get their fast forward buttons back? What's next, the off button?

IS THE TROPIC THUNDER ROMANCE OVER FOR JENNIFER ANISTON?

PROFESSOR HANK MOODY ON WHAT ELSE,HIMSELF.

JAY Z SINGS BALLAD TO NEW DAUGHTER AND HER LOST SIBLING.

AN ANGEL FINDS HER MATE,FOR THE THRID TIME.

IT'S OFFICIAL-J. TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICA BIEL ARE GETTING HITCHED.