CELEBRITY CANADA OR BUST?!

KYLIE JENNER'S IS NOW ANOTHER RAPPER'S DELIGHT.

"I DIDN'T KNOW CESAR MILLAN (THE DOG WHISPERER) DRANK!"

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ALLEGED WESTWOOD PAVILION BIGOT- GEORGE LOPEZ ARRESTED, FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE,DURING BLACKJACK!

Alleged, bigoted Comedian George Lopez- was apparently arrested on February 27, near a Canadian Caesars casino.

The smug, middle aged, bastard was made ill by "Public Intoxication." He was acting like, a lush on the gaming floor.Sadly, he won’t be charged,for the families that saw him and must make decision to watch his "sainted" new FX sit-com.

It was the casino- that decide to have failed, talk-show host pinched,by the Hot Fuzz.

Lopez may have got stage fright or worry over his new TV show,which is more a business deal than a sit-com:to mass produce 200 shows in a  3 year period,than be funny or enlightening,like his last show. 

He failed to do a show at the place and is meant to be there, to do comedy tonight. Lopez has since been bonded out.

LILO IS NOW HOUSEBROKEN ENOUGH- TO TRAVEL TO ,CANADA,EH.

SCARLETT J. AND RYAN REYNOLDS FINALLY GET MARRIED.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR GUILTY OF D.U.I-SOMEWHERE NEMESIS DENISE RICHARDS SMILES.