"I DIDN'T KNOW CESAR MILLAN (THE DOG WHISPERER) DRANK!"

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ALLEGED WESTWOOD PAVILION BIGOT- GEORGE LOPEZ ARRESTED, FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE,DURING BLACKJACK!

Alleged, bigoted Comedian George Lopez- was apparently arrested on February 27, near a Canadian Caesars casino.

The smug, middle aged, bastard was made ill by "Public Intoxication." He was acting like, a lush on the gaming floor.Sadly, he won’t be charged,for the families that saw him and must make decision to watch his "sainted" new FX sit-com.

It was the casino- that decide to have failed, talk-show host pinched,by the Hot Fuzz.

Lopez may have got stage fright or worry over his new TV show,which is more a business deal than a sit-com:to mass produce 200 shows in a  3 year period,than be funny or enlightening,like his last show. 

He failed to do a show at the place and is meant to be there, to do comedy tonight. Lopez has since been bonded out.

LEO DICAPRIO'S EX GETS DOWN AND DIRTY FOR MAGAZINE.

GEORGE LOPEZ COMMENTS ON AMERICA'S GOOD NEWS ABOUT HIS SHOW...

GEORGE LOPEZ'S ASSUMPTIVE,BIGOTED ASS- BEING DIVORCED AND TO LOSE UP TO HALF OF FORTUNE.

CONAN SAYS- F$&* FOX! I'LL LEAD-IN FOR LOPEZ TONIGHT!