HOW IS BRUCE WILLIS THE TOUGHEST, WHEN MAGGIE Q ALMOST KICKED HIS ASS (WELL) IN DIE HARD 4.0?

ETHAN HAWKE RUBS NEW BABY, IN EX-WIVE UMA THURMAN'S PRETTY FACE.

THE PUSSYCATS DOLLS- LOOKING A NEW KITTY?

A NEW SPARRING PARTNER FOR ALEC BALDWIN.

THE NEW LATE SHIFT:KIMMEL VS. LENO.

UPDATES ON CHRISTIAN BALE AND KID ROCK.

ALLURING PENELOPE CRUZ DOES COVER PHOTO SPREAD.

DIRECTOR BRETT RATNER AND TV PRODUCER RUSSELL SIMMONS, LEAVE FROM A BUSINESS MEETING AT HOT SPOT.

NATALIE COLE LEAVES ANOTHER CLUB

DEATH RACE 4000 STARRING JASON STATHAM.

THE DARK KNIGHT IS ARRESTED IN LONDON!
-Co-Star Maggie Gyllenhaal comments

IS MILEY CYRUS READY TO BREAKOUT, AND BECOME A LESS BITCHY AVRIL LAVINGE?

KID ROCK'S ROOTY TOOTY PROBATION.

TOM CRUISE SHALL FLY INTO A TOP GUN SEQUEL.
-About 22 years after the fact.

The now 46 year old Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, as a instructor, would take under his wing- a female hot shot pilot (who reminds him of his coolly, arrogant younger days.) They fall in love,as a crucial mission arises that could get both of them killed.

Cruise presumably would produce, along with his long time partner Paula Wagner, and would be distributed by former nemesis studio Paramount. The studio's head and Cruise had a spectacular blowout recently. The studio fired its biggest moneymaker for his Oprah antics and anti-psychology/pro Scientology tirades on many TV outlets.

AMY WINEWOUSE'S HUSBAND OFF TO THE GREY BAR MARRIOT, FOR OVER 2 YEARS.

CBS WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY $550 MILLION TO THE FCC.
-FOR THE JANET JACKSON NIPPLE GATE SCANDAL.

THE BEGINNING OF THE JOHN CONNER CHRONICLES

MADONNA AND EMINEM REPORTS.

DEFENDING YOUR LIFE IN GOTHAM CITY.

SARAH CONNER GETS NOMINATED FOR WHAT IT DOES BEST-TECH AWARDS.

THOSE TRAITOROUS UGLY BETTY BITCHES LEAVE L.A. FOR N.Y.