VICTORIA BECKHAM AND CALIFORNICATION NEWS

HALLE BERRY IS THE SEXIEST MOM AND RUSSELL CROWE NEWS.

TOMMY LEE JONES WANTS W. LA VA HOSPITAL UPGRADES IN THE 21ST.

One of our operatives, meet secretly with Men In Black II kingpin, near the veteran's medical center in Westwood.

He seemed concerned- that the the facility's infrastructure is sorely outdated. It's building technology hasn't been updated since the 40s. It's overall day-to-day tech, has only been updated since the late 70s, when the seminal hit series Wonder Woman (on a regular basis) last taped there.

The great actor was leaning toward- opening communications that could lead to a massive Hollywood based fundraiser, to help build modern buildings and get modern technology to help properly heal of our fighting men and woman. Jones may plan to do this after the current election, whomever is in the White House.

Jones felt that it was stupid that- in the greatest country in the world, our freedom fighters were making do with ancient tech and medical equipment. Plus, he would make a sizable financial contribution regardless, of any help from his Tinseltown friends.

SAM L. JACKSON JOINS BERNIE MAC AND ISAAC HAYES (IN THEIR LAST ROLES) IN...SOUL MEN!

SINGER MAXWELL GETS OFF HIS BUTT AND MAKES MUSIC AGAIN.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 TO MOVE TO THEATRES
-Could it bomb like last summer's HSM:Get In the Picture reality show?

JOHNNY DEEP TO POCKET $36 MILLION FOR PIRATES...4
-Deal makes the Sleepy Hollow star, the highest paid actor of all time.

The flick, will see Captain Jack Sparrow looking "for the elixir of
eternal youth." Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley WILL NOT join Deep in the final movie. The title allegedly is Pirates of The Caribbean: Song of the Peg-Legged Parrot.

The deal is will also include Deep playing "the Mad Hatter in
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland" and "The Lone Ranger's sidekick Tonto."

DICAPRIO AND CROWE DISCUSS THEIR BODY OF LIES

THE ALLEGIDLY BIGOTED JO BROS. TALK ABOUT THEIR NEW REALITY SHOW

SLUTTY BRIT HOST CAT DEELAY, TRIES TO STEAL ANOTHER U.S. JOB,BY TAKING OVER THE MILLIONAIRE GAME SHOW?


"HEY, CRABMAN" SPEAKS!

BUDDIES PITT AND CLOONEY-GO TO WAR OVER A TOP PART AND ANGIE JOLIE READIES FOR ANOTHER LARA CROFT MOVIE (AFTER THE KUNG-FU PANDA SEQUEL NATURALLY.)

IT'S MILEY'S CORPORATE BIRTHDAY PARTY AT DISNEYLAND.

ED NORTIN'S AND COLIN FARRELL'S PRIDE AND GLORY

IS LEO DICAPRIO DATING JEN ANISTON?


'LIL JON SPOOF'S THE AWFUL MAURY SHOW.

HOW EAGLE EYE WILL COMBAT BIG BROTHER TACTICS.

FEEL THE TEEN EVIL FROM THE HILLS.

SCARLETT J. AND RYAN REYNOLDS FINALLY GET MARRIED.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR GUILTY OF D.U.I-SOMEWHERE NEMESIS DENISE RICHARDS SMILES.

NEWCOMER LIZ REASER WITH HER EX-LIST.

TOO MUCH, TO TALK TO RANDY JACKSON ABOUT- DAWG!

GHOST TOWN'S GREG KINNEAR'S WINNING NEW COURTROOM DRAMA.