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Saturday, August 09, 2008

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

BEAUTIFUL PENELOPE CRUZ'S RAUNCHY NEW SEX COMEDY.


PARIS HILTON RESPONDS TO OLD MAN McCAIN.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND OBAMA ARE E-MAIL BUDDIES AND
MORGAN FREEMAN RECOVERING NICELY.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Monday, August 04, 2008

POPCORN STORIES- ANDY GARCIA!




The Untouchable star stopped by, at a now deceased, Santa Monica movie palace on Wilshire Bl., when he saw his first directorial debut- The Lost City, on sale at the concession stand.

That's when Terry Benedict strolled up to the cashier and asked to see the DVD. He examined it for a moment, when the clerk saw a customer coming up to them. Garcia said that it's cool, he won't leave with the DVD and then clerk became worried.

So, the cashier asked for the movie back and that he would sell it to him, after he finished with next customer.

The next customer was becoming very irate, that Jon Bubber was taking his time. After the clerk finished with that A-hole customer, the clerk returned and gave the film disc, back to the soon-to-be two time Lucky Luciano.

It was then that the actor revealed, that his production of the hit art house flick- was so low budget that that neither, he nor his cast and crew received a copy of their own. Next, the too handsome star, plucked down his credit card- right then and there and purchased the DVD.

Afterwards, the great thespian took his film and quickly left the theatre. The clerk then told Data Hard, that a number of The Lost City's crew people had been in the area recently to buy it, confirming Garcia's statements and the clerk didn't even know- that the man he was speaking was the Internal Affairs co-star and hoped that he didn't offend him with the DVD bit (it was company policy.)
TYRESSE AT THE PRE-BET AWARDS.
FREE FORM VIDEOS.
NEO-TALENTED IDIOTS LINE UP,2B ABUSED BY EVIL SIMON COWELL.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008


TOM CRUISE SHALL FLY INTO A TOP GUN SEQUEL.
-About 22 years after the fact.

The now 46 year old Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, as a instructor, would take under his wing- a female hot shot pilot (who reminds him of his coolly, arrogant younger days.) They fall in love,as a crucial mission arises that could get both of them killed.

Cruise presumably would produce, along with his long time partner Paula Wagner, and would be distributed by former nemesis studio Paramount. The studio's head and Cruise had a spectacular blowout recently. The studio fired its biggest moneymaker for his Oprah antics and anti-psychology/pro Scientology tirades on many TV outlets.
AMY WINEWOUSE'S HUSBAND OFF TO THE GREY BAR MARRIOT, FOR OVER 2 YEARS.
CBS WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY $550 MILLION TO THE FCC.
-FOR THE JANET JACKSON NIPPLE GATE SCANDAL.
THE BEGINNING OF THE JOHN CONNER CHRONICLES

Later.