ANGIE JOLIE: CRUSADER

THE AMERICAN'S GREAT SEX SCENES.

GOSSIP GIRL CATFIGHT.

MACHETE HAS A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR BIGOTS OF AZ.

DESPERATE TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, JEN ANISTON WILL GO NAKED AND HAVE THREESOMES, IN NEXT FILM WITH PAUL RUDD.

CHRIS BROWN TRIES TO MOVE ON IN TAKERS.

JESSI ALBI WALKS RED CARPET.

LILO FREE TO DO COKE AGAIN,AFTER 37 DAYS OF JAIL AND REHAB.

JUSTIN LONG IS CHECKING IN.

INDY WANTS TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE CRYSTAL SKULL WITH ONE LAST FILM

Extreme senior actor Harrison Ford- is planning to play Indiana Jones in films "one last time – at the age of 70."


Producers are planning for Ford's ("who recently married long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart") supposedly "final outing" as Jones. This fifth chapter of the story will hit theatres in 2012 – on Ford's 70th year of life.


Shia LaBeouf, who co-stared with him, will return as Indy's son Mutt (who was knocked out twice by women) for 2008's Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull . He said he's being prepped for this flick and maybe to take over the franchise, after this one.“They’re scriptwriting now!,” exclaimed LaBeouf. “It sounds crazy."

Despite his age, "a still trim Ford" did most "of the hazardous
stunts on the last film."Ford declared himself as “fit or possibly fitter than I was...20 years ago.”

Still, the film's series iconic producers Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are still pissed- Sir Sean Connery didn't make a cameo in the Skull. They made clear Connery's Jones Sr. was dead to them, by hearing Sir Sean's statement, he "was enjoying retirement too much to return."

The landmark's film series "much-anticipated comeback" went on to earn very "mixed reviews," that have been hilariously satirized on recent South Park episodes. LaBeouf intends to get Indy right this time, because “I feel like I dropped the ball on the legacy that people loved and cherished.”

JENNIFER ANISTON SWITCHS BACK TO TV FOR COUGAR TOWN-
-From EW
Former Scrubs leader and Cougar Town Exec. producer Bill Lawrence spills his guts:


“She’s going to play Courteney’s shrink named Bonnie. Kind of a get-
too-involved-in-her-life-type of therapist. Those guys are so close in
real-life they kind of do that for each other anyway. Bonnie has the
life Jules’ wishes she has.


It took us a while to find the show. And once we did and once it was
clicking, I think that not only did Courteney feel comfortable talking
to Jen about doing it, but comfortable in how funny she thinks the
show is and that Jen would like it and fit into this world really
well.


It starts and ends with Courteney and Jennifer being really great
friends and excited to work together again —especially doing comedy
together. Every day that those two talk they have more ideas about
[the role]. It’s definitely something they’re both involved in
creatively.


We’re very intentionally implying that it’s a therapist Courteney has
been using for a while, and we’re certainly not going to make it like
they’ll never see each other again. So I’m crossing my fingers that if
she has a good time it’ll happen again.”

LA CRITIC ON THE SWITCH

SHELDON'S EMMY NOMINATION GOES TO HIS HEAD.

JENNIFER ANISTON OUTRAGES MENTALLY CHALLENGED ON REGIS.

JENNIFER ANISTON'S SLIGHT, REVERSE SEXISM- IS FUNNY IN SPITE OF THE SWITCH.

MELISSA JOAN HART AND JOEY LAWERENCE RIP-OFF WHO'S THE BOSS FOR ABC FAMILY.

JUSTIN BIEBER GETS VENGEANCE ON SCUMBAG HACKER.

MAJOR INJURES ON THE EXPENDABLES.

MIKE CERA DISCUSS FIGHT SCENES DIRECTLY WITH KELLI ZINK.

J-LO HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM IDOL.
-LENGTHY DEMANDS KILL THE DEAL

NEW YORK -- Jennifer Lopez, gaol of becoming a judge , has died on the bargaining table.

An Idol source told People magazine that Lopez's demands "got out of hand," and
"Fox had just had enough."

She WAS among the top choice to replace famed judges Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres.

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler is negotiating to be a judge, in the Cowell vein. Tyler himself
proclaimed working on Idol is "a work in progress."