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SEMI CONFIRMATION ABOUT THE BRANGELINA SPLIT.

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ANGIE JOLIE IS SECRETLY SPONSORING, AN FINE FAMILY.

PICK UP- BRANGELINA: EXPOSED FOR CHRISTMAS.

FROM ZAP2IT.COM

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's holiday season will be interesting one.


Investigative journalist Ian Halperin and author of bestseller
"Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson" has turned his pen to
the superstar couple in "Brangelina Exposed," due to hit bookstore
shelves on Dec. 1. Ah yes, just in time for the holiday season: a time
for giving, gathering with loved ones and revealing dirt on global
celebrities.


Although some of the book will delve into Jolie's colorfully dark
past, including the estrangement with her father, drug use and sexual
exploits, Halperin also promises to reveal some things we don't
actually know.


Among some of the alleged revelations in the book:


* Brad and Angelina "have successfully manipulated the public into
believing a glamorous fairytale that bears little resemblance to the
reality of the pair's life together."
* The "real reason" behind the split between Pitt and Jennifer
Aniston.
* An introduction to "the key figure behind the scenes who
orchestrated her makeover into a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador."
* How Angie's relationship with model/actress Jenny Shimizu is still
"ongoing."
* How her personal lifestyle choices "are not only affecting her
growing family, but causing serious and potentially irreparable

BRAD PITT'S TOUGH LIFE, AS AN ACTOR.

IS ANGIE JOLIE WOES W/ BRAD,BECOMING SALT IN THE WOUND.
-Action actress maybe self-mutilating again.

Is Angelina Jolie is "a complete mess!?," Unknown crew people said that,on the set of her current action opus-Salt. They claim that Mrs. Smith is "slowly breaking down" and "spending hours at a time alone in her trailer...and is barely eating."

The sources stated "She keeps forgetting her lines and she’s been shaking and staring into space. In fact, it’s been so bad that some crew members have suspected
she’s using drugs, although that’s out of the question."

Finally, they claim that- she is a real trooper when dealing with her hubby and children. At her trailer, she apparently been listening to Jessica Andrew's Who I Am continuously "and rarely sleeps."

As to the cutting, Jolie has been accused of self-harm before-with her last intended, Billy Bob Thorton. Producers have become concerned that, after her acting, Jolie might slice her prime assets (lips, face ,breasts ;etc.)

They suspect ex-lover and nemesis Jenni Aniston is somehow providing the potential Andrew's induced Karma? As Jolie, one night overplayed the song- while heard loud enough to be, angrily sobbing.

JOLIE ABOUT READY TO GIVE BIRTH.

The Lenval seafront hospital confirmed, that Brangelina has checked into their facility,as Angie Jolie maybe ready to have her twins.

Hospital PR woman Nadine Bauer stated, "There's no urgency. It's been planned for a long time. She's very well. Everything is fine."

The Wanted Tomb Raider babe, isn't due till August,but most twins are born prematurely. Bauer stated, that she is just getting ready to have birth, she's NOT in the final stages of labor.

BRANGELI-NA GETS TWO-FISTED OVER POTENTIAL BABY NAMES
-She wants to name her offspring after characters, that oil-wrestled against Gabrielle and Aphrodite, in an episode of Xena:Warrior Princess.

The twins are due in August 19,2008 (Thanks, secret gossip warriors Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) and plan for France to reap a financial windfall for having the babies there.

Jolie has apparently told friends that since she "is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate." So,she wants to name the babies after "the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy." Also, the names of the evil brothers in Face/Off.)

An angrily, unhappy Pitt spoke with his more manly friends. The "earthy" director Guy Ritchie and macho action God- Jason Statham. They all agree that naming children after "a British cuss word" is cruel and inhuman and "is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles."

Brad fears the kid would be- mercilessly taunted in school and wants to provide some normalcy for his new sires, by giving them less weird name than "Zahara, Maddox and
Shiloh Pitt."

BRANGELINA TO HAVE, THREE SELF MADE KIDS- IN THEIR U.N. FAMILY OF LOVE.