A VERDICT IS NEAR IN THE R. KELLY CASE.

J. ALBA OFFICIALLY A MOM AND ASHLEY TISDALE MAYBE HIV POSTIVE.

THE LOVE GURU ABOUT TO DEBUT,AND LYNNE SPEARS WRITES BOOK ON BAD PARENTING. OH, SPEAKING ABOUT HULK HOGAN....

DID SHIA LABEOUF USE A GAY SLUR, WHILE NEW 99'S BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE EMBEZZLED FUNDS FROM A CHARITY?

WONDER WOMAN FINDS A REAL BODY, WHILE KUNG FU PANDA BITCH SLAPS THE ZOHAN.

MORE PROOF- HULK HOGAN IS A BAD PARENT.

"WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME" (4 REAL) AND ED MCMAHON + SHARON STONE BANNED IN CHINA.

IS GINA GERSHON DISGUSTED- TO BE LINKED TO EX PRES. CLINTON (SEXUALLY?)

BO DIDLEY TO PLAY HIS BIGGEST VENUE EVER...HEAVEN!

SANJAYA MALAKAR TRIES TO SELL PUBLIC ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN HIS LOUSY SINGING AND STEVEN TYLER ON REHAB.

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS ALREADY PREGNANT.

SEACREST IN...TALKS WITH CNN (PARTIAL CONFIRMATION.)

JOHN McCAIN "RESPECTFULLY" WANTS NOTHING TO DO W/ ELLEN'S MARRIAGE AND THE APPEAL OF WES SNIPES KEEPS HIM OUT OF JAIL, FOR NOW.

SNIPES TO START JAIL TIME IN EARLY JUNE AND MADDONA:FILMMAKER CONTINUES.

JESSICA ALBA MARRIES LUCKY S.O.B, CASH WARREN.

ELLEN TO WED CRAPPY ACTRESS, PORTIA DE ROSSI.

ANNE HECHE'S LOSS OF SHOW- HELPS HER WITH HER CHILD SUPPORT (!?) PAYMENTS IN COURT.

IRON MAN OVERDRIVES RACER AND LEAVES VEGAS...IN THE DUST.

DMX AND AMY WINEHOUSE RUN AFOUL OF THE LAW.

MADONNA IN PARIS.