MILEY CYRUS AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN- WILL BE ON THE PUNKED PILOT.

ALDOUS SNOW TO TAKE KATY PERRY- TO THE CLEANERS

CELEBRITY Q AND A-
KATY PERRY: GENEROUS BITCH!
-Beverly Hills,CA

Last night at The Groove, Singer Katy Perry had stopped by to perform- at the freezing Al fresco mall. The stage was set,the spotlights were on, and the crowd waited with Glee, listening to her latest hits, like Firework and Last Friday Night.

Freeze was the optimal word,as the prickly artist decided, it was too cold to sing in the windy and chilly environment. Still, Russell Brand's better half decided on the fly- to sign auto graphs for her fans.

Unfortunately,there was no planning to this and the songstress was mobbed in a 360 fashion, with only a couple of suit and tie security guard for protection.

This reporter wanted an autograph from the pink pixie songbird,too. So, against better judgement, he went into the crowd with cell camera in hand and slowly made his way toward busty destiny.

As the fans screamed "I love you, Katy" and "You're the best Katy!,"...I became angry with being crushed on every side by people and watched a guy who tripped to floor and almost got trampled by the teen girls around him.

So, I said jokingly, "Bring more security with you Katy!" and got a brief laugh. Katy was singing away and responded "Hey you, in the black jacket. My security is right there.So, watch it!"

I felt she was being a bit of a bitch and I continued, "Next time, get a table (for signing) and have them (the fans) form a line.This is Ridiculous." Another round of agreeing laughs broke, from the crew. Katy flashed an icy smile and said,"Maybe next time, I have them (security) look for you."

After a few minutes, Katy signed my copy of AFTRA magazine (it was all I had to use.) Perry said, "AFTRA magazine? I don't know what this is,but I'll sign it." I told her Thank You and got the hell outta there. Then, she yelled" I like your website,even though you called my husband Skeletor, last week."

Note: Video footage was TOO grainy and scratchy sounding to use.

DID "SKELETOR" GET KATY PERRY PREGGERS?

JUSTIN BIEBER ATTACKED BY LETTERMAN'S WISHES?

KATY PERRY HATES- FOR HER DRIVERS TO STARE AT HER.
From The Smoking Gun.

Chauffeurs working for the Fireworks singer, must sign a "rider" noting the following : Drivers "are not allowed to start a conversation w/ the client.” They are also barred from speaking "with Perry’s
guests or fans."  They can not "stare at the backseat through the rear view mirror." Apparently, if even that's is conducive to the prearranging the task of the profession. Plus, Drivers "should...not ask for
autographs or pictures, and especially not while driving!” Lastly, Perry’s limo must "be outfitted with four water bottles (presumably in the event she forgets her Siggs."

Weirdly,the rider state that  "promoters that they may be required to hold back
tickets for concerts so that Perry & Co. can provide the ducats to resellers for distribution to the public on the secondary market.” basically, Perry "reserves the right to" cash in on the revenue on ticket sales"--not made available at face price to her fans--scalped at inflated prices by these brokers."

CELEB JAILBIRDS 2010

NEW ARTHUR STILL INTENDS TO WED KATY PERRY (ON THEIR DATE PLANNER.)

LILO TO GET FACADE DRUG HEALING.



ICE CUBE REMAINS REAL

MARY E. WINSTEAD SHOW HER FANS LOVE IN HOLLYWOOD PARKING LOT.

WOULD BE CHER TYPE, KATY PERRY WANTS RHIANNA TO JOIN THE PLAYERS CLUB.