COOL, WHITE GIRLS REJOICE: 5O CENT AND UNFUNNY BITCH FROM E! NETWORK NOT DATING.

TWITTER HATE YOU TOO, BRUCE WILLIS.

SARA PAXSON, THE HOTTIE OF THE CW'S LATEST, ULTRA WHITE, OXYGEN CHANNEL BASED SHOW.

EX DAILY SHOW REPORTER IMPLIES- ASTON KUTCHER TRIED TO SCREW A MONKEY WHILE FEEDING IT.

NICOLE KIDMAN TO STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMAN (BUT NOT MEN) AND BEYONCE/JAY Z MAKE IT OFFICIAL (FOR THOSE THAT STILL CARE.)

ASHTON PUNKS CAMERON IN VEGAS, BY WAY OF LONDON.