BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY GETS HER OWN LAWYER-THANKS TO THE ACLU!

ACLU JOINS BRITNEY SPEARS, IN PICKING HER OWN LAWYER.

CORY IN THE HOUSE STAR- HAS A BENCH WARRANT ON HIM, NOW.

LEBRON JAMES PROUD- OF 1ST BLACK $50K WINNING, SPELLING BEE CHAMP.

LEBRON JAMES FEARS SPACE JAM 2, WON'T LIVE UP TO THE ORIGINAL.

STACEY ABRAMS OVERLOOKING- THE UNIONIZATION OF DISNEY BACKED STUDIO, BEHIND TV'S ARCHER.

"ME TOO" INFESTED MARILYN MANSON- UNDER POLICE CUSTODY.

SATANIC ROCKER MARILYN MANSON, TURNS HIMSELF IN TO LAPD.

UMA THURMAN BLAMES- FAMED KILL BILL DIRECTOR 4 CAR CRASH AND HAD A "ME TOO" THING W/ CONVICT HARVEY WEINSTEIN.

LETHAL WEAPON DIRECTOR DICK DONNER FISHING IN HEAVENLY STREAMS AND GWEN STEFANI MARRIES COUNTRY VOICE JUDGE.

A COSBY VICTIM SPEAKS, ON HIS TECHNICAL ACQUITTAL.

BILL COSBY FREE. DON'T TAKE ANY DRINKS FROM HIM, LADIES!

THE COSBY CONVICTION OVERTURNED- ON 5th AMENDMENT ISSUES. ONLY GOT 3+ YEARS AND 2X JEOPARDY ATTACHED.

COREY IN THE BIG HOUSE?! A RECENT MINOR SAID YES.

F9 STEALS $70 MILLION DURING A PANDEMIC. THAT'S BETTER THAN HOBBS AND SHAW,BUT LESS THAN ITS OWN FATE.

BORAT 2 ACTOR MARIA BAKALOVA TAKES HER SHOT, AT HOLLYWOOD.

WONDER WOMAN DIRECTOR'S PLAN TO IMPROVE STAR WARS:ROGUE SQUADRON,ON ROAD TO SEMI-RUIN CLEOPATRA W/ GAL GADOT.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON FINALLY GETS AN OSCAR AND CONAN O BRIEN RETIRES.

HOW LONG, WILL BRITNEY SPEARS BE EXPLOITED BY HER SHITHEAD FATHER?

A COW WILL BE SAVED, BY GRAMMY AWARD WINNER DIANE WARREN. NO BS!

BRITNEY SPEARS PERSONALLY BEGS COURT- TO GET OUT FROM DAD'S THUMB

INDY HURTS SHOULDER IN 5th FILM. FORD PISSED!

STAR-LORD AND CIA AGENT SARAH WALKER, ARE FORCED TO FIGHT IN THE TOMORROW WAR. DAMN REPUBLICANS!

IS LIBERAL MSNBC- TRYING TO SCREW UNION WORKERS?

HOPEFULLY,THEY'LL OVER KILL KAREN- IN THE MOST SADISTIC WAY POSSIBLE- FOR JUSTICE?

NEW HIT SHOW, BREAKING POINTS FINDS AMAZON DESTROYING BILLION $ GOODS-TO KEEP FROM GIVING TO CHARITY IN UK.

KEVIN HART ON CHEATING AND THE LOSING THE OSCARS, ONCE MORE.

SINGER MEGAN THEE STALLION- TELLS HATEFUL SCUMBAG TUCKER CARLSON- TO LICK HER WAP AND FUCK OFF!

MORE ON CHRIS BROWN'S LATEST "ME TOO" WOES

IS SINGER CHRIS BROWN,BACK TO HITTING WOMEN IN PUBLIC, AGAIN?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCHOOLS MAGGIE Q ON BEING-THE THE PROTÉGÉ

JOHN LEGEND SAID, WIFE CHRISSY TEIGAN IS DEALING WELL W/ BEING AN EX BULLY.

NEW PLAYSTATION 5 GAMES @ E3!

TOP GAMES @ E3!

CA PHOTOG SUED BY RAPPER JAY-Z-OVER IMAGE MISUSE?

BOXING MUSICIAN- LYDIA LUNCH'S CONCERT FILM HIT ART HOUSE THEATRES.

THE BAND FOO FIGHTERS GAVE PRO-VACCINE MINI-CONCERT. CONTAGIOUS IDIOTS PROTESTS.

ADAM SESSLER AND G4 ARE BACK- FOR E3 VIDEO GAME SHOW.

KENDALL JENNER ONLY LET SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS ON "KEEPING UP...KARDASHIANS",WHICH RARELY TOOK PLACE.

BENNIFER 1 (BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER LOPEZ) RELEASE VIRAL KISS, WHILE BENNIFER 2 (B. AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER) ATTEND THEIR KID'S B-DAY PARTY.

ANOTHER BIG O AND BABY FOR JESSICA BIEL, AKA MRS. TIMBERLAKE.

WE HAVE LOST THE FACE OF GOD. EXCELLENT ACTOR- NED BEATTY WINS MANSION IN HEAVEN TODAY @ 83, LOCKED.

THE LATEST ARCADE 1UP VIDEO GAMES,THIS YEAR.

LOGAN PAUL PROCLAIMS HIMSELF REAL LIFE ROCKY: HE LOSES-BUT GOES THE DISTANCE W/ MONEYMAKER.

ALT.EVIL HYDE PLEADS INNOCENCE- TO MULTIPLE "ME TOO" CASES,IN COURT.

SUITS STAR, DUCHESS MEGHAN MARKLE, WELCOMED HER NEW BABY TODAY.

CELEB. BLACK ON BLACK CRIMINALS W/ BILL COSBY V. OJ SIMPSON, REFEREED BY P. DIDDY.

WHAT IF FORMER SPIDER-MAN TOBY MAGUIRE, PLAYED FAMILY FEUD?

EVERYBODY MISUNDERSTANDS DEXTER!

RYAN REYNOLDS ON MENTAL HEALTH AND ANXIETY.

SVU'S OLIVIA BENSON HAS MULTIPLE LEG FRACTURES.

BASTARD WALMART EXECUTIVES, TOLD SINGER SHERYL CROW-CHANGE ANTI-GUN LYRICS OR GET OFF THEIR SHELVES.

ANOTHER FIRE ATTACKS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD.

ANOTHER WOMAN FINGERS SINGER MARILYN MASON,AS THE WHITE BILL COSBY!

DEXTER IS BACK ON SHOWTIME,FOR A BONUS SEASON AND A BETTER CLIMAX W/ JENNIFER CARPENTER?

URGENT-THE COPS ARE CRUISING FOR MARILYN MANSON'S ASS-W/ A WARRANT- OVER HIS ME TOO WAYS.

GAL GADOT'S IMPACT, ON GLOBAL WOMEN.

LADY GAGA TELLS ABOUT HER AMAZING RACE, AWAY FROM SEXUAL ASSAULT.

CRUELLA'S EMMA STONE'S LITTLE GIRL'S NAME IS...

A BLACK GUY DOES OK, ON SEASON 2 OF MENTAL SAMURAI.

AMAZON ACQUIRES MGM STUDIOS- FOR STREAMING PRIME CUSTOMERS.

MEDIA MOGUL BYRON ALLEN- SUES THE GOLDEN ARCHES- FOR NOT SUPPORTING BLACK MEDIA FIRMS (LIKE HIS.)

MATT DAMON GIVES THUMBS UP ON BENNIFER 1 (J. LO/BEN AFFLECK),2ND TIME AROUND.

ARIANA GRANDE HAD A RING PUT ON IT.

COMIC ACTOR CHARLES GRODIN- TAKES HIS MIDNIGHT RUN TO HEAVEN. THE ON SCREEN 2X DOG OWNER WAS 86.

STERLING K. BROWN'S THIS IS US-LEAVES NBC- NEXT YEAR.

J. LAW ENDORSES BENNIFER 1 (J.LO/BEN AFFLECK.)

REAL NEWS- BERNIE SANDERS STYLE D.A. TARGETED BY RACIST COPS, IN PHILLY,PA.

WILL TWO TIME RAP STAR SOULJA BOY'S CAREER,GET SAVED BY NASTY ME TOO CASE??

WILL SMITH GOES TO THE GYM AND BIG BANG'S DR. BERNADETTE -IS NOW JUDGE ABBY T. STONE.

BENNIFER 1 (BEN AFFLECK/ J. LO) RETURNS.

NBC CANCELS GOLDEN GLOBES, NEXT SEASON.

FLOYD MAYWEATHER 2 GO AFTER BOTH LOGAN AND JAKE PAUL.WILL RONDA ROUSEY FINALLY GETS HER MILLION $ CHANCE?

NBC REVERSED ITSELF AND KICKED HOST LILY SINGH -IN THE TITS- AND CANCELS A LITTLE LATE.

HEROIC GEORGE CLOONEY, TAKES DOWN SCUMBAG REP. JIM JORDAN ON NETFLIX.

BESIEGED SINGER CHRIS BROWN -PULLS A LOGAN PAUL- AND MADE THE COPS SHOW UP TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. HE'S ONLY 32.

LA'S FINEST JESSICA ALBA, WILL BE WORTH OVER $130 MILLION IN 30 DAYS.

JANEANE GAROFALO NOW HAS BILLIONS, ON SHOWTIME. FUCK 24'S CHLOE O'BRIAN.

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SAM L. JACKSON ARE BACK-W/ THE HITMAN'S WIFE BODYGUARD (SALMA HAYEK!)

UK SINGER BILLIE ENGLISH PULLS AN ELIZABETH BERKLEY.

GAME OF THRONES ACTRESS IS LATEST VICTIM OF SATANIC ROCKER, MARILYN MASON,IN LAWSUIT.

@ VAX LIVE,J. LO. AND FOO FIGHTERS GIVE FREE CONCERT- TO THE FULLY VACCINATED AND 1ST RESPONDERS.

EWAN MCGREGOR REMAINS CONFUSED-ON STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCKING HARD (PAST HIS OWN POPULAR INVOLVEMENT.)

JENNIFER LOPEZ TOLD BASEBALL DUDE ALEX RODRIGUEZ...GOODBYE. IS MARC ANTHONY TRYING TO GET HER BACK?

ROCK-APELLA: LADY GAGA'S DOGNAPPERS AND SHOOTER "....IN JAIL!!"

THANKS JOAQUIN PHOENIX, THE OSCARS ENDED WEIRDLY AGAIN.

BRAD PITT DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST (@ 50+ NOW)...MAKE LADIES SEXUALLY BLUSH.

@ OSCARS 2021,NOMAD-LAND REMAINS OVERRATED.

CITY HALL IS BULLYING SKID ROW HOMELESS, AWAY FOR THE OSCARS 2021.

SEMI-RACIST FLETCH- CHEVY CHASE DRIVES HOME, AFTER NEAR 6 WEEKS IN A HOSPITAL.

NERVOUSLY, EX VEEP STAR TONY HALE SAID- DEREK CHAUVIN'S GUILTY VERDICT WILL HELP AMERICA.

DWYANE WADE FACES THE CUBE- FOR $250K! WILL THE BODY SHOW UP, TOO?

IS HOLLYWOOD EGOT PRODUCER, A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD? SEE TOM CRUISE IN TROPIC THUNDER.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO HATES THE BIG CHILL? DOES GLENN CLOSE KNOW?

PEG BUNDY IS A REBEL OR ERIN BROCKOVICH

ANNA TAYLOR JOY IS YOUNG FURIOSA?! CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO CAMEO, SNOW WHITE STYLE W/ CHARLIZE THERON.

WILL MALIN AKERMAN & BELLA THORNE, RETURN FOR SUPER CHICK FIGHT??

THE CLOSER BITCHED OUT, IN 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON.

LUPITA NYONG'O STILL MOURNS, ON-AIR LOVE CHADWICK "BLACK PANTHER" BOSEMAN.

WILL SMITH EMANCIPATES HIS FILM, FROM JIM CROW/REPUBLICAN LED GEORGIA.