QUICK, U HAVE TIL DA DAY AFTER SUPERBOWL 56-TO GET SOME OF EMINEM'S MOM'S PASTA.

ANTI-AMERICAN RUDY GIULIANI, CONS HIS WAY ONTO FOX'S (NOT NEWS) MASKED SINGER. I CAN SEE YOUR VOICE HOST AND SINGER ROBIN THICKE- WALK OFF IN PRO-AMERICAN PROTEST.

FLEDGLING TEEN RAPPER, SHOT VALIANT BLACK COP, IN NY CRIME SPREE.

SINGER JANET JACKSON MADE DOCU "JANET J.," OVER NIPPLE-GATE SCANDAL,THAT BENEFITED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

EMMY WINNER PETER DINKLAGE, MIDDLE FINGERS DISNEY'S SNOW WHITE LIVE REBOOT, AS RACIST TO THE HEIGHT CHALLENGED.

ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD GOT ME TOO-ED AND RACIALLY ATTACKED, BY ROCKER MARILYN MASON.

HITCH ACTOR, MICHAEL RAPAPORT- CATCHES SHOPLIFTER ON VIDEO AND SECURITY DIDN'T DO JACK.

CARDI B. WINS MILLION DOLLAR+ SETTLEMENT, WITH BLACK LADY BLOGGER RUNNING LONG-TERM SMEAR CAMPAIGN,

AMERICAN DREAM, ON THE TRUTH ABOUT DISNEY EMPLOYEES- BEING NICKEL AND DIMED @ DA EL CAPITAN THEATRE AND PARKS.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CAUSED CAR CRASH,INVOLVING 4 CARS.

FUNNY U SHOULD ASK,EMMY WINNING BASKETS CASE LOUIE ANDERSON, SNEEKED PAST THE PEARLY GATES GUARDS (1ST TIME IN 2500 YEARS.)

A BAT INTO DOWNTOWN HEAVEN? SINGER MEATLOAF HAS A GIN AND TONIC WITH BOB SAGAT.

THE LAST WORDS OF BELOVED BETTY WHITE.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS WEIRD....AL YANKOVIC-IN FAT NEW MOVIE.

BRITNEY SPEARS GETS TOXIC- WITH SISTER- OVER TELL ALL TOME FOR ALL THAT..MONEY.

NETFLIX TOWERS OVER NETWORKS, AT THE NAACP IMAGE AWARDS.

TIFFANY HADDISH PLAYS A DUI INDUCED COP,IN AFTER-PARTY.

TOP COMIC TIFFANY HADDISH ENGAGED IN DUI, OVER DEATH OF BELOVED RELATIVE.

IRS AND MUSIC FIRM SNAKE- 1/2 OF LATE PRINCE'S ESTATE FROM HIS TOP 4 HEIRS.

TONIGHT, ON LET'S SUE ALEC BALDWIN!

REAL NEWS: CAN EDIBLE WEED CURE COVID, AS WELL AS THE SUPER-JAB?

THE LATE BOB SAGET DIED AS HE LIVED-HONESTLY AND SOBER.

FULL HOUSE DAD AND HOST OF 1 VS. 100, BOB SAGET- LEFT YOUR MOTHER EARTH. HIS HEAVENLY CONDO AWAITS- W/ A BLOODY MARY, ON THE BAR.

THE BATMAN'S JEFFREY WRIGHT SAID, ALEC BALDWIN LED MISMANAGED SET ON THE RUST KILLING.

NATHAN DRAKE HIMSELF, TOM HOLLAND WILL PLAY DANCER FRED ASTAIRE NEXT.

CURRENT SPIDER-MAN TOM HOLLAND WILL CAMEO, ON LOVER'S ZENDAYA'S HBO SHOW- EUPHORIA,IN YEAR 2.

THE FIRST GREAT OSCAR WINNING BLACK ACTOR/DIPLOMAT SIDNEY POITIER, GETS NEW HEAVENLY POWER CHATEAU ON JESUS WAY,NEAR CHADWICK BOSEMAN.

DID SINGER TAYLOR SWIFT, STEAL FROM BLACK ARTISTS,LIKE ELVIS DID?

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES! WHERE 2022 IS YOURS.

AMERICAN TREASURE BETTY WHITE, EARNS POWER MANSION ON GOD'S BL. AND HEAVENLY REUNITED WITH TV HOST HUBBY.

HERO AND ENVIRONMENTAL PRICK, LEO DICAPRIO SAVES HIS DOGS FROM DROWNING.

JADA PINKETT-SMITH REVEALS- AS BALD AS YUL BRENNER NOW.

R. KELLY'S LIFE IN JAIL.

MATRIX 4 HITS THEATRES, THIS FRIDAY.

REAL NEWS: BLACK MAN DIED, IN TV'S QVC DISTRIBUTION CENTER.

RDJ GOES LIBERAL AGAIN TO BE MORE...ASPIRATIONAL.

UPCOMING RAPPER DRAKEO DA RULER, WAS THE STABBED VICTIM-LAST NIGHT NEAR USC.

MORE ON THE USC MUSIC-FEST STABBING.

SOMEONE STABBED AT ICE CUBE'S ONCE UPON A TIME MUSIC-FEST,BY USC.

ACTOR CHRIS NOTH, FIRED BY HIS AGENT- FOR SERIOUS "ME TOO" CLAIMS.

ACTOR CHRIS NOTH HAS BEEN "ME TOO"ED -WHICH LED TO HIS "DEATH" IN SEX AND THE CITY REBOOT.

DAREDEVIL'S BEN AFFLECK, BLAMES EX WIFE/REAL ELECTRA JENNIFER GARNER- FOR BAD MARRIAGE AND HIS ALCOHOLISM

THE GOLDBERG'S JEFF GARLIN- WILL BE KILLED OFF THE SHOW,OVER ME TOO ISSUES.

KIM KARDASHIAN IS ALMOST A LAWYER,BABY.

A SHOOTING ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME!

NETFLIX GOES INTO BANKING,TO HELP AFRICAN-AMERICANS.

LINDSAY LOHAN ENGAGED TO MIDDLE EAST BUSINESS MAN.HIS FIRM WAS INVOLVED IN 2008 HOUSING CREDIT SCANDAL.

SANDRA BULLOCK REVEALS: SHE MAY HAVE KISSED/FUCKED,BUT NOT "DATED" KEANU REEVES.

WILL NICOLE KIDMAN END UP GRAPE WRESTLING,AS LUCILLE BALL?

LOCAL FOX NEWS, GOES IN-DEPTH ON JUSSIE SMOLLETT'S GUILT.

EMPIRE STAR JUSSIE SMOLLETT, GUILTY AS SIN- IN FAKE HATE CRIME TRIAL.

LAWYERS CLOSING CROSS-TALK, IN THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE.

A MISTRIAL IN THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE?

RAPPER DRAKE WANTS NO MORE GRAMMYS, THIS YEAR.

MUSIC EXEC WIFE'S KILLER, CAPTURED BY SELF-INFLICTED GUN SHOT.

GUITAR HERO CARLOS SANTANA ,HAS SEVERE HEART ISSUES.

THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE BEGINS, WITH THE FAKE ATTACKERS ON THE STAND.

PHOTOS OF VICTIMS JACKI AND CLARENCE AVANT, OLD SCHOOL MUSIC'S POWER COUPLE.

TWEEN SAVED BY TV SHOW CAST AND CREW, DURING CAR CRASH.

BEVERLY HILLS COPS FIND MURDER @ MUSIC EXEC'S MANSION.

K-POP PSYCHOS BTS ELIMINATES TRAFFIC, NEAR CBS TV CITY STUDIOS!

DESPITE $1 BILLION PROFIT,DOLLAR TREE RAISED PRICES OVER A BUCK,JOINING 99 CENTS ONLY AND FAMILY DOLLAR GENERAL.

HELEN MIRREN HOSTS HARRY POTTER GAME SHOW ON TBS,THIS WEEKEND.

THE DAD OF AHMAUD ARBERY PREACHES WELL, ON HIS SON'S VERDICT AGAINST EVIL.

REAL NEWS: ALL KKK LOSERS FOUND MOSTLY GUILTY OF AHMAUD ARBERY'S MURDER.

LAST DUEL'S DIRECTOR, RIDLEY SCOTT BLAMES MOBILE PHONES AND YOUTH,ON THE FILM'S FAILURE.

RED NOTICE'S RYAN REYNOLDS ON PBS GEM- ANTIQUE ROADSHOW.

ANGELINA JOLIE REFLECTS ON DIVERSITY AND FAMILY.

PRINCE JACKSON LEADS THILLER NIGHT, IN HONOR OF HIS DAD.

SPIDERMAN'S TOM HOLLAND....GQ MAN OF THE YEAR?

THE PORTLY CHILD OF MONSTER'S BALL HAS DIED, FOR REAL THIS TIME. THE 30-YR OLD'S MINT JULEP AWAITS,NEAR THE PEARLY GATES.

SINGER ADELE'S MUSIC SPECIAL BEATS COVID OSCARS '20, IN THE RATINGS.

SECURITY AGENT QUIT, JUST BEFORE THE ASTRO-WORLD MASSACRE.

GHOSTBUSTERS 3: AFTERLIFE'S RED CARPET.

GEORGE CLOONEY TALKS ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN'S "STUPID MISTAKES" ON RUST.

BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY SINGS "I'M FREE" ,FROM HER NEO-EVIL DAD'S CONSERVATORSHIP! IS THE VOICE, NEXT?

STACEY ABRAMS-BE AN OPRAH STYLE TALK SHOW HOST- WITH THE $200 MILLION IN MEDICAL DEBT, SHE JUST ELIMINATED.

ROSAMUND PIKE SPINS- THE WHEEL OF TIME FOR $5,000.

LADY DOLPHIN OF A DOLPHIN'S TALE MOVIES, IS IN THE BIG AQUARIUM IN THE SKY.

GUILTY PARTY ENTERED COURT ,OVER THE MURDER OF RAPPER MAC MILLER.

OTHERS CONTINUE TO SHIT ON RAPPER TRAVIS SCOTT, OVER THE ASTRO-WORLD MASSACRE.

IT WAS INEVITABLE. ALEC BALDWIN SUED CIVILLY FOR THE RUST KILLING.

BET HOST TERRENCE J- VICTIM OF FOLLOW HOME ROBBERY IN RICH WHITE CA 'HOOD.

STAR OF TIGER KING 1 SUES PRODUCERS OF TIGER KING 2.

SNOOP DOGG WANTS RAPPERS TO BE SHOWN THE MONEY, LIKE AEROSMITH.

COPS LOOKING TO BUST RAPPER TRAVIS SCOTT, AT THE ASTRO-WORLD TRAVESTY.

OCEAN CLEANERS DESTROYING PACIFIC PLASTIC PATCH. TURNS PLASTIC INTO RECYCLABLE DUST, FOR EXPENSIVE SUNGLASSES.

WILL SMITH WANTED TO OFF HIMSELF, "ONCE...ONCE." THEN, JOSH BROLIN REMINDS ALL ABOUT FIGHTING SOBRIETY ON DUNE.

WILL FERRELL SAID, ELF 2 WON'T BE MADE- DESPITE $30 MILLION OFFER.

DID A NON-UNION REPUBLICAN SCUMBAG, TRICK ALEC BALDWIN INTO KILLING IN RUST?

OCEAN TRASH COLLECTING ROBOT,THE SAVIOR HUMANS NEED?

ALEC BALDWIN -IN HIS OWN WORDS- ABOUT KILLING "MY FRIEND" IN RUST.

MATCH GAME HOST, ALEC BALDWIN AND RUST CREW MAY ONLY FACE CIVIL PENALTIES,FOR MANSLAUGHTER ON HEAD CAMERAWOMAN.

DANIEL CRAIG,AS HE SAID GOOD-BYE TO JAMES BOND.

WHAT LED UP TO- THE RUSTY ALEC BALDWIN MURDER....

JASON MOMOA GOT HURT, IN AQUA-MAN 2.

SNOOP DOGG'S MAMA IS A NEW MANAGER, AT ONE OF GOD'S HEAVENLY SPAS.

DID NON-UNION WORKERS AND BEING OVERWORKED SCREW-UP ALEC BALDWIN'S RUST,LEADING TO A DEATH??

THE BOSOM BUDDY OF TOM HANKS, PETER SCOLARI- NOW TEACHES AT THE HEAVENLY USC.

THE LATEST ON THE ALEC BALDWIN TRAGEDY.