HAVE A SUPER STAR WARS DAY!

MORE ON THE BLACK BASTARD/FAILED RAPPER, WHO TACKLED COMIC DAVE CHAPPELLE.

DAVE CHAPPELLE ATTACKED LIVE ON DIGITAL TAPE,AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL.

BLACK UNITY REIGNS, AFTER DAVE CHAPPELLE'S ATTACK,THWARTED BY JAMIE FOXX?!

JESSICA BIEL GUSHES- ABOUT BEING MRS. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

DANNY MASTERSON IS PRE-FIRED, FROM THAT '90 SHOW SPIN-OFF (OF THAT 70s SHOW.)

AMBER HEAD STARTS GETTING BAD PRESS, OVER TRIAL EVIDENCE,WITH HER CRAPPY BED AND SHORT CHANGING A CHARITY.

COPS FIND ASSHOLE-WHO HARASSED EX-BOXER MIKE TYSON, ON PLANE. HE'S GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD.

FREE FROM HER FATHER'S THUMB,BRITNEY SPEARS "BABIES UP" FOR 3RD TIME.

MIKE TYSON'S AIRLINE PUNCH-OUT.

IS BILL MURRAY'S BEING MORTAL,ABOUT TO BE ME TOOED?

NEW RUST FILM FOOTAGE: ALEC BALDWIN WITH GUN IN HAND-POINTING TOWARD THE CAMERA AND THE VICTIM.

JOHNNY DEEP ON THE WITNESS STAND,DURING AMBER HEARD'S TRIAL.

OSCAR WINNER VIOLA DAVIS -PLAYS MICHELLE OBAMA- IN THE FIRST LADIES.

JOHNNY DEEP ATTACKED BY AMBER HEARD'S LAWYER,IN COURT.

GAY FLASH ERZA MILLER COULD BE FIRED, FOR DOUBLE SEXIST ASSAULT. STRAIGHT CW'S FLASH GRANT GUSTIN TO STEP IN?

DIRECTOR MICHAEL MANN CREATES VARIANT OF MIAMI VICE, IN TOKYO.

THE FALCON IS BUILDING HIS OWN FILM/TV STUDIO, IN NEW ORLEANS.

PAM ANDERSON GETS GREAT RAVE REVIEWS- FROM CROWD- ON BROADWAY,AS ROXIE HART.

RHIANNA'S RAPPER BOYFRIEND, A$AP ROCKY, CAUGHT BY LAPD @ THE AIRPORT.

NEW MEXICO OSHA FINES RUST KILLER-ALEC BALDWIN- OVER $130K,FOR THE MANSLAUGHTER.

NETFLIX LOST OVER 200K PAID VIEWERS AND STOCK DROPPED SHARPLY. IS STREAMING TV OVER?

DRUG KILLER OF RAPPER MAC MILLER, GETS CAPONE SIZED 11 YEARS- BEHIND BARS.

JOHNNY DEPP, AMBER HEARD. A MARRIAGE MADE IN HELL. RATED R. NOW PLAYING.

THIS GAME SHOW IS BULLSHIT! NETFLIX'S 1st REAL TRY, IN THE GENRE.

7 OF 9 HERSELF JERI RYAN, FEARLESSLY SUPPORTS PRES. BIDEN AND V.P. KAMALA HARRIS.

UP ALL NIGHT HOST/HOLLYWOOD SQUARES MAVEN-GILBERT GOTTFRIED- TO PLAY HEAVEN'S COMEDY STORE ON WEEKDAYS.

EMMA WATSON TOLD THE BIGOTS- TO FIND COMPASSION VS. THOSE THEY HATE.

J. LO AND BEN AFFLECK, GREEN LIGHT THEIR ENGAGEMENT,AGAIN.WILL MARRIAGE SURVIVE DEVELOPMENT HELL,THIS TIME?

NOW, EVEN JADA PINKETT SMITH SAID- HER HUSBAND WILL SMITH WAS WRONG, AGAINST CHRIS ROCK.

CHRIS ROCK CAN FEEL BETTER AFTER THE SLAP,WITH NEAR $150K OF TOP SWAG GIFTS.

SEINFELD MATRON/MRS. POTATO HEAD HAS BEEN MASHED FOR HEAVEN. ESTELLE HARRIS LEFT EARTH @ 93.

WILL SMITH QUITS THE OSCARS ACADEMY, OVER SLAP-FEST.

UK MUSICIAN TOM PARKER, DIED YOUNG.A KNOWN BRAIN TUMOR WANTED HIM @ A MERE 33 YRS YOUNG.

HOLLYWOOD ELITE DID AND DIDN'T CROSS PICKET LINES, @ JAY-Z'S AFTER PARTY.

WILL SMITH ISSUES 1/2 ASSED PR APOLOGY STATEMENT, AFTER OSCAR SLAP STUPIDITY....

CW STATION KTLA 5, FREAKS OUT ON 4.4 SCORED EARTHQUAKE,JUST MINUTES AGO.

BRUCE WILLIS RETIRES FROM ACTING,AS HIS SELFISH MIND- DIES HARD.

WILL SMITH WOULDN'T LEAVE OSCARS,AFTER ATTACKING CHRIS ROCK.

LAPD TOLD CHRIS ROCK, HE CAN PRESS CHARGES VS. WILL SMITH (AN EX RAPPER) ANYTIME WITHIN A YEAR.

UNCENSORED- WHEN WILL 1/2 BITCH SLAPS CHRIS..."THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF TV." SMITH CRUSHES ROCK.

PRE-OSCAR NIGHT 2022.

DID DIRECTOR MATT REEVES FINALLY FUCK UP?! THIS SHOULD BE THE END OF ACT 1 OF THE BATMAN 2!

ACTOR NORMAN "R" REEDUS- STARS IN HIS OWN CONCUSSION, FOR THE WALKING DEAD.

CHRISTINA RICCI RETURNS TO TV,AS A GROWN UP WEDNESDAY ADAMS ON NETFLIX.

RIHANNA TO REMAKE- TWISTED COMEDY FILM, PSYCHO MOM?!

USA MUST HELP #SACKSARVER, THE RACIST/SEXIST OWNER OF NBA'S PHOENIX SUNS.

GODFATHER DIRECTOR GETS, STAR ON WALK OF FAME,IN HOLLYWOOD.

CONSERVATIVE RACIST BANK, ILLEGALLY ARRESTS BLACK PANTHER DIRECTOR- RYAN COOGLER.

EMPIRE'S JUSSIE SMOLLETT-RELEASED FROM JAIL- HE CAN BE FREE, UNTIL HIS APPEAL IS DECIDED.

THE BIEBERS- HAYLEY AND JUSTIN- ARE BARELY SURVIVING STROKES AND COVID.

A BALD TIFFANY HADDISH, HELPS "NICK FUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG...CAGE" WITH A 3RD COMEBACK WITH ...MASSIVE TALENT.

PLEASURE IS THE MOST INSIDE VIEW OF PORN, SINCE BOOGIE NIGHTS.

RUST ARMORER TELLS ALEC BALDWIN,HE'S FULL OF SHIT.

THEY WON'T BRING BACK,BACK 2 THE FUTURE'S RIDE-SUPER NINTENDO WORLD- COMES TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD.

COLIN FARRELL WILL SLUM IT UP, ON STREAMING TV- FOR THE BATMAN PREQUEL SHOW, THE PENGUIN.

MORE ON CONVICTED EMPIRE STAR, JUSSIE SMOLLETT'S LEGAL ASS-KICKING.

CONVICTED JUSSIE SMOLLETT GETS 1/2 YEAR IN PRISON, MAKES DEFIANT STATEMENT TO THE JUDGE.

RACIST COPS MISTAKE BLACK PANTHER DIRECTOR, RYAN COOGLER- FOR BANK ROBBER,IN ATLANTA.

NEWCOMER DAMSON IDRIS IS FX'S SNOFALL.

AQUAMAN SUPPORTS STEP-DAUGHTER CATWOMAN,WHILE REUNITED WITH RACHEL F. BANKS.

IN 25 YEARS OR LESS, DID CORRUPT LA COPS- IN THE RAMPART SCANDAL- KILL BIGGIE SMALLS?

DID WILL SMITH FEARLESSLY PRACTICE HIS OSCAR SPEECH,AT THE SAG AWARDS?

ROB PATTINSON FELT KICKED IN THE BALLS, AFTER BEING THE BATMAN.

REAL NEWS:SLAIN CIVIL RIGHTS ICON EMMETT TILL, FINALLY GETS A LAW OF HIS OWN- AGAINST LYNCHINGS.

MORE DETAILS ON ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD, GETTING SUED- BY SATANIC ROCKER MARILYN MANSON.

ROCKER MARILYN MASON- MAKES BAIL AND SUES ACTRESS EVAN RACHEL WOOD FOR SLANDER.

SALMA HAYEK'S BEST FRIEND, PENELOPE CRUZ EARNS RESPECT, AT NEW YORK MUSEUM.

NEXT SEASON, IT'S SUPER SQUID GAME,WITH YOUR HOST...STAR TREK VOYAGER'S GARRET WANG.

COOL SUPER LIBERALS,MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND FRAN DRESCHER- SPEAK IN SUPPORT OF DEMOCRACY IN UKRAINE VS. RUSSIA.

IS KANYE "YE" WEST STALKING KIM KAR AND SNL'S PETE DAVIDSON?

THE SQUID GAME WINS BIG, AT SAG AWARDS.

DR. STRANGE SAID, TO SUPPORT UKRAINE OVER EVIL EMPIRE RUSSIA.

THE WB/BATMAN REFUSES TO WORK WITH VILLAIN PUTIN, IN RUSSIAN BOX OFFICE.

CELEBS RETURN TO SAG-AFTRA AWARDS TO WITNESS, WILL SMITH FINALLY WIN AN ACTOR AWARD.

BETTER CALL SAUL CANCELLED.

TV TALKER WENDY WILLIAMS FIRED OVER HEALTH, FOR FORMER FLAT EARTHER- SHERRI SHEPPARD.

MILA KUNIS AND HUBBY ASTON KUTCHER, STANDS WITH UKRAINE.

RYAN REYNOLDS & BLAKE LIVELY GIVE BIG BUCKS, TO RECENT UKRAINIAN WAR EFFORT TO SAVE ITS DEMOCRACY-FROM RUSSIANS.

LOST UPCOMING ACTRESS, DISCOVERED DEAD- IN HOLLYWOOD.

IS AMERICAN ASSHOLE ALEC BALDWIN,LIABLE IN COURT?

REAL NEWS-CA FANS "RUN IT BACK," AS LA RAMS "DREAM" COMES TRUE,AS SUPERBOWL 56 CHAMPS!

SEE LET'S SUE ALEC BALDWIN, DAILY ON COURT TV. KEEP IT "RUST"Y!

RAPPER KODAK BLACK AND 3 OTHERS SHOT, AT JUSTIN BIEBER'S END OF WATCH PARTY.

BOB SAGET DIED APPARENTLY, OF "HEAD TRAMA" FROM A HEADBOARD OR SLIPPED IN THE BATHTUB!? NO FOUL PLAY.

COWARDLY "BABY" RAPPER ATTACKS/ATTEMPTED MURDER, ON BROTHER-IN-LAW IN BOWLING ALLEY.

COMIC DAVE CHAPPELLE FUCKS OVER HIS OWN PEOPLE, AND DESTROYS AFFORDABLE HOUSING FOR BLACK AND BROWN FOLKS.

QUICK, U HAVE TIL DA DAY AFTER SUPERBOWL 56-TO GET SOME OF EMINEM'S MOM'S PASTA.

ANTI-AMERICAN RUDY GIULIANI, CONS HIS WAY ONTO FOX'S (NOT NEWS) MASKED SINGER. I CAN SEE YOUR VOICE HOST AND SINGER ROBIN THICKE- WALK OFF IN PRO-AMERICAN PROTEST.

FLEDGLING TEEN RAPPER, SHOT VALIANT BLACK COP, IN NY CRIME SPREE.

SINGER JANET JACKSON MADE DOCU "JANET J.," OVER NIPPLE-GATE SCANDAL,THAT BENEFITED JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

EMMY WINNER PETER DINKLAGE, MIDDLE FINGERS DISNEY'S SNOW WHITE LIVE REBOOT, AS RACIST TO THE HEIGHT CHALLENGED.

ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD GOT ME TOO-ED AND RACIALLY ATTACKED, BY ROCKER MARILYN MASON.

HITCH ACTOR, MICHAEL RAPAPORT- CATCHES SHOPLIFTER ON VIDEO AND SECURITY DIDN'T DO JACK.

CARDI B. WINS MILLION DOLLAR+ SETTLEMENT, WITH BLACK LADY BLOGGER RUNNING LONG-TERM SMEAR CAMPAIGN,

AMERICAN DREAM, ON THE TRUTH ABOUT DISNEY EMPLOYEES- BEING NICKEL AND DIMED @ DA EL CAPITAN THEATRE AND PARKS.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CAUSED CAR CRASH,INVOLVING 4 CARS.

FUNNY U SHOULD ASK,EMMY WINNING BASKETS CASE LOUIE ANDERSON, SNEEKED PAST THE PEARLY GATES GUARDS (1ST TIME IN 2500 YEARS.)

A BAT INTO DOWNTOWN HEAVEN? SINGER MEATLOAF HAS A GIN AND TONIC WITH BOB SAGAT.

THE LAST WORDS OF BELOVED BETTY WHITE.