ROCKAPELLA: "LORI LOUGHLIN...IN JAIL!"

QUIBI SUCKS AND IS OUT OF BUSINESS NOW!

OSCAR WINNER AND O.G. JAMES BOND, SEAN CONNERY DEFENDS HEAVEN, NOW. HE CLOCKED OUT ON EARTH @ 90.

ME TOO SWARMS FILM PRODUCER (ATOMIC BLOND'S) DAVID GUILLOD, OVER TEN SEX ASSAULT CHARGES.

JARED LETO WILL FUCK UP JOKER AGAIN (IN ZNYDER'S CUT OF JUSTICE LEAGUE) OFFICIALLY DOOMING THE FILM,MAKING JOSH WHEDON'S VERSION BETTER.

THE VOICE'S GWEN STEFANI AND BLAKE SHELTON FINALLY START TO GET HITCHED.

EX HOME IMPROVEMENT SON- ZACK TY "BRAD" BRYAN- IN JAIL, FOR CHOCKING GIRLFRIEND.

A NEW VIRTUE OF WEB.....THEATER.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN'S LAST FILM, IN FINAL STAGES...

JEFF BRIDGES "HAS GOT" THE CANCER. TREATMENT STARTS NOW.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO & MAX....EHRICH....DON'T FUCK W/ EACH OTHER, NO MORE.

NBC PAYS OFF GABRIELLE UNION, FOR GETTING FIRED OFF AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.

CONCHATA FERRELL, WHO CLEANED UP ON 2 1/2 MEN AND THE GO FISH NURSE, ON BUFFY- IS A BRANCH MANAGER, FOR THE LORD NOW.

...FOR BILLIONS-MALIN ACKERMAN VS. BELLA THRONE IN CHICK FIGHT AND TRAINED BY MATCH GAME'S ALEC BALDWIN.

HOT IN CLEVELAND EX-WIFE, VALERIE BERTINELLI AND THEIR SON WOLF, GIVE A FINE SEND-OFF- TO DEPARTED EDDIE VAN HALEN.

EPIC GUITARIST ED VAN HALEN, MAKING SURE "HEAVEN WILL BE ELECTRIC TONIGHT (LENNY KRAVITZ.")

REAL NEWS: EVIL TRUMP CLAIMS COVID, TO GET OUT OF DEBATES THAT FURTHER LOWERED HIS POLLING,AFTER FIRST DISASTER OF A DEBATE.

RICK MORANIS ATTACKED,BY ALLEGED BLACK BASTARD. PERP STILL ON THE LOOSE!

BOXER GIGI HADID, HAD SINGER ZAYN MALIK'S LOVE CHILD.

A GAME OF THRONES REAL LIFE COUPLE, HAVE AN ACTUAL KID.