SINGER PHOEBE BRIDGERS HAS ME TOO TALE, ABOUT THE 1ST WINNER OF CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN COULD WIN GOLDEN GLOBE, AFTER DEATH.

MIXED-ISH STAR, MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR-THE ONLY ONE TO REACT TO DUSTIN DIAMOND'S CANCER LOSS. DO THE OTHER SAVED THE BELL REBOOT STARS, HAVE TO COURAGE TO SAY ANYTHING...ABOUT SCREECH?!

KALEY CUOCO SCORES GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION, FOR 1ST TIME EVER.

LEGENDARY ACTOR CICELY TYSON, IS BUSTIN' LOOSE FROM EARTH. "RUMORED" TO START- AS ARCHANGEL, IN HEAVEN.

GAMESTOP-THE NEXT BIG SHORT? A SMART MSNBC BABE EXPLAINS.

REAL NEWS: CAN THE LITTLE GUYS SAVE GAMESTOP, WHILE HURTING BIG BASTARD HEDGE FUNDS?

MAYBE THE SO-CALLED MAGAts- GAVE DAVE CHAPPELLE COVID.

MICROSOFT REVERSED INSANE PRICE HIKE-ON X-BOX LIVE-DUE TO BACKLASH.

SUCK IT, J. LO! HERE'S U @ DA JOE BIDEN INAUGURAL. TALK TO US,YOU ARROGANT ASS-IF DON'T WANT A "PUBLIC" CLIP USED.

FORMER CNN TALKER KINGPIN, LARRY KING- TAKES A MORNING SLOT IN HEAVEN.

WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BANKED (W/ INTEREST,) X-BOX LIVE SCREWS PLAYERS W/- TOO HIGH SCUMBAG PRICES!

TWO HIT RAP WONDER SOULJA BOY, GOT ME TOO-ED.

WHAT PATRICK STEWART WANTS FOR PICARD, YEAR 2.

LADY GAGA KILLS GOLDEN GOOSE AND SINGS WELL, FOR NEW PRES. JOE BIDEN.

"ANNIE" HATHAWAY IS SO FOLKSY, OFF STAGE.

REAL NEWS: NEW PRES. BIDEN, FINALLY GETS SHOT AT RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE.

MUSICALLY TALENTED MURDERER, PHIL SPECTOR- MAYBE ON THE ROAD TO HELL TODAY.

MUSICIAN DR. DRE, IN ICU -OVER BRAIN CLOTTING ISSUES.

MICHAEL KEATON RETURNS AS THE MAIN BATMAN, IN NEW TRILOGY.