BENNIFER 1 (BEN AFFLECK/ J. LO) RETURNS.

NBC CANCELS GOLDEN GLOBES, NEXT SEASON.

FLOYD MAYWEATHER 2 GO AFTER BOTH LOGAN AND JAKE PAUL.WILL RONDA ROUSEY FINALLY GETS HER MILLION $ CHANCE?

NBC REVERSED ITSELF AND KICKED HOST LILY SINGH -IN THE TITS- AND CANCELS A LITTLE LATE.

HEROIC GEORGE CLOONEY, TAKES DOWN SCUMBAG REP. JIM JORDAN ON NETFLIX.

BESIEGED SINGER CHRIS BROWN -PULLS A LOGAN PAUL- AND MADE THE COPS SHOW UP TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. HE'S ONLY 32.

LA'S FINEST JESSICA ALBA, WILL BE WORTH OVER $130 MILLION IN 30 DAYS.

JANEANE GAROFALO NOW HAS BILLIONS, ON SHOWTIME. FUCK 24'S CHLOE O'BRIAN.

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SAM L. JACKSON ARE BACK-W/ THE HITMAN'S WIFE BODYGUARD (SALMA HAYEK!)

UK SINGER BILLIE ENGLISH PULLS AN ELIZABETH BERKLEY.

GAME OF THRONES ACTRESS IS LATEST VICTIM OF SATANIC ROCKER, MARILYN MASON,IN LAWSUIT.

@ VAX LIVE,J. LO. AND FOO FIGHTERS GIVE FREE CONCERT- TO THE FULLY VACCINATED AND 1ST RESPONDERS.

EWAN MCGREGOR REMAINS CONFUSED-ON STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCKING HARD (PAST HIS OWN POPULAR INVOLVEMENT.)

JENNIFER LOPEZ TOLD BASEBALL DUDE ALEX RODRIGUEZ...GOODBYE. IS MARC ANTHONY TRYING TO GET HER BACK?

ROCK-APELLA: LADY GAGA'S DOGNAPPERS AND SHOOTER "....IN JAIL!!"

THANKS JOAQUIN PHOENIX, THE OSCARS ENDED WEIRDLY AGAIN.

BRAD PITT DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST (@ 50+ NOW)...MAKE LADIES SEXUALLY BLUSH.

@ OSCARS 2021,NOMAD-LAND REMAINS OVERRATED.

CITY HALL IS BULLYING SKID ROW HOMELESS, AWAY FOR THE OSCARS 2021.

SEMI-RACIST FLETCH- CHEVY CHASE DRIVES HOME, AFTER NEAR 6 WEEKS IN A HOSPITAL.