WAS TALENTED ACTOR EVAN RACHEL WOOD, A VICTIM OF -REVENGE PORN- FROM SATANIC SINGER MARILYN MANSON?

SINGER PHOEBE BRIDGERS HAS ME TOO TALE, ABOUT THE 1ST WINNER OF CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN COULD WIN GOLDEN GLOBE, AFTER DEATH.

MIXED-ISH STAR, MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR-THE ONLY ONE TO REACT TO DUSTIN DIAMOND'S CANCER LOSS. DO THE OTHER SAVED THE BELL REBOOT STARS, HAVE TO COURAGE TO SAY ANYTHING...ABOUT SCREECH?!

KALEY CUOCO SCORES GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION, FOR 1ST TIME EVER.

LEGENDARY ACTOR CICELY TYSON, IS BUSTIN' LOOSE FROM EARTH. "RUMORED" TO START- AS ARCHANGEL, IN HEAVEN.

GAMESTOP-THE NEXT BIG SHORT? A SMART MSNBC BABE EXPLAINS.

REAL NEWS: CAN THE LITTLE GUYS SAVE GAMESTOP, WHILE HURTING BIG BASTARD HEDGE FUNDS?

MAYBE THE SO-CALLED MAGAts- GAVE DAVE CHAPPELLE COVID.

MICROSOFT REVERSED INSANE PRICE HIKE-ON X-BOX LIVE-DUE TO BACKLASH.

SUCK IT, J. LO! HERE'S U @ DA JOE BIDEN INAUGURAL. TALK TO US,YOU ARROGANT ASS-IF DON'T WANT A "PUBLIC" CLIP USED.

FORMER CNN TALKER KINGPIN, LARRY KING- TAKES A MORNING SLOT IN HEAVEN.

WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BANKED (W/ INTEREST,) X-BOX LIVE SCREWS PLAYERS W/- TOO HIGH SCUMBAG PRICES!

TWO HIT RAP WONDER SOULJA BOY, GOT ME TOO-ED.

WHAT PATRICK STEWART WANTS FOR PICARD, YEAR 2.

LADY GAGA KILLS GOLDEN GOOSE AND SINGS WELL, FOR NEW PRES. JOE BIDEN.

"ANNIE" HATHAWAY IS SO FOLKSY, OFF STAGE.

REAL NEWS: NEW PRES. BIDEN, FINALLY GETS SHOT AT RUNNING THE WHITE HOUSE.

MUSICALLY TALENTED MURDERER, PHIL SPECTOR- MAYBE ON THE ROAD TO HELL TODAY.

MUSICIAN DR. DRE, IN ICU -OVER BRAIN CLOTTING ISSUES.

MICHAEL KEATON RETURNS AS THE MAIN BATMAN, IN NEW TRILOGY.

EX-BOND GIRL TANYA ROBERTS, BECOMES THAT 70s ANGEL AGAIN.

BIPOLAR LADY BOXER SUCCEEDS, W/ 2 WAYS HOME.

DAWN WELLS, TV'S MARY ANN RETURNS TO HEAVEN- TO CONTINUE HER ETERNAL CATFIGHT W/ GINGER.

KIM+KANYE, ON THE ROCKS?

AUNT BECKY IS NOW A PAROLEE.

BETTER CALL SAUL'S BOB ODENKIRK ,IS NOBODY.

THE LITTLE THINGS, COULD HELP DENZEL WASHINGTON TO ANOTHER HIT FILM.

THAT BLACK BASTARD THAT -ATTACKED RETURNING GHOST-BUSTER STAR, RICK MORANIS- IS NOW ARRESTED.

WHEN HE REALIZED JOE BIDEN WOULD SAVE AMERICA- ALEX TREBEK CHECKED OFF THE EARTH.

BRAD PITT'S CURRENT MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCE, IN THE TOILET.

FAST & FURIOUS DIES OUT, IN 2 MORE FILMS AND STARLORD IS THE AVENGERS WORST CHRIS?!

ROCKAPELLA: "LORI LOUGHLIN...IN JAIL!"

QUIBI SUCKS AND IS OUT OF BUSINESS NOW!

OSCAR WINNER AND O.G. JAMES BOND, SEAN CONNERY DEFENDS HEAVEN, NOW. HE CLOCKED OUT ON EARTH @ 90.

ME TOO SWARMS FILM PRODUCER (ATOMIC BLOND'S) DAVID GUILLOD, OVER TEN SEX ASSAULT CHARGES.

JARED LETO WILL FUCK UP JOKER AGAIN (IN ZNYDER'S CUT OF JUSTICE LEAGUE) OFFICIALLY DOOMING THE FILM,MAKING JOSH WHEDON'S VERSION BETTER.

THE VOICE'S GWEN STEFANI AND BLAKE SHELTON FINALLY START TO GET HITCHED.

EX HOME IMPROVEMENT SON- ZACK TY "BRAD" BRYAN- IN JAIL, FOR CHOCKING GIRLFRIEND.

A NEW VIRTUE OF WEB.....THEATER.

CHADWICK BOSEMAN'S LAST FILM, IN FINAL STAGES...

JEFF BRIDGES "HAS GOT" THE CANCER. TREATMENT STARTS NOW.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO & MAX....EHRICH....DON'T FUCK W/ EACH OTHER, NO MORE.

NBC PAYS OFF GABRIELLE UNION, FOR GETTING FIRED OFF AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.

CONCHATA FERRELL, WHO CLEANED UP ON 2 1/2 MEN AND THE GO FISH NURSE, ON BUFFY- IS A BRANCH MANAGER, FOR THE LORD NOW.

...FOR BILLIONS-MALIN ACKERMAN VS. BELLA THRONE IN CHICK FIGHT AND TRAINED BY MATCH GAME'S ALEC BALDWIN.

HOT IN CLEVELAND EX-WIFE, VALERIE BERTINELLI AND THEIR SON WOLF, GIVE A FINE SEND-OFF- TO DEPARTED EDDIE VAN HALEN.

EPIC GUITARIST ED VAN HALEN, MAKING SURE "HEAVEN WILL BE ELECTRIC TONIGHT (LENNY KRAVITZ.")

REAL NEWS: EVIL TRUMP CLAIMS COVID, TO GET OUT OF DEBATES THAT FURTHER LOWERED HIS POLLING,AFTER FIRST DISASTER OF A DEBATE.

RICK MORANIS ATTACKED,BY ALLEGED BLACK BASTARD. PERP STILL ON THE LOOSE!