WILL SMITH GOES TO THE GYM AND BIG BANG'S DR. BERNADETTE -IS NOW JUDGE ABBY T. STONE.

BENNIFER 1 (BEN AFFLECK/ J. LO) RETURNS.

NBC CANCELS GOLDEN GLOBES, NEXT SEASON.

FLOYD MAYWEATHER 2 GO AFTER BOTH LOGAN AND JAKE PAUL.WILL RONDA ROUSEY FINALLY GETS HER MILLION $ CHANCE?

NBC REVERSED ITSELF AND KICKED HOST LILY SINGH -IN THE TITS- AND CANCELS A LITTLE LATE.

HEROIC GEORGE CLOONEY, TAKES DOWN SCUMBAG REP. JIM JORDAN ON NETFLIX.

BESIEGED SINGER CHRIS BROWN -PULLS A LOGAN PAUL- AND MADE THE COPS SHOW UP TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. HE'S ONLY 32.

LA'S FINEST JESSICA ALBA, WILL BE WORTH OVER $130 MILLION IN 30 DAYS.

JANEANE GAROFALO NOW HAS BILLIONS, ON SHOWTIME. FUCK 24'S CHLOE O'BRIAN.

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SAM L. JACKSON ARE BACK-W/ THE HITMAN'S WIFE BODYGUARD (SALMA HAYEK!)

UK SINGER BILLIE ENGLISH PULLS AN ELIZABETH BERKLEY.

GAME OF THRONES ACTRESS IS LATEST VICTIM OF SATANIC ROCKER, MARILYN MASON,IN LAWSUIT.

@ VAX LIVE,J. LO. AND FOO FIGHTERS GIVE FREE CONCERT- TO THE FULLY VACCINATED AND 1ST RESPONDERS.

EWAN MCGREGOR REMAINS CONFUSED-ON STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCKING HARD (PAST HIS OWN POPULAR INVOLVEMENT.)

JENNIFER LOPEZ TOLD BASEBALL DUDE ALEX RODRIGUEZ...GOODBYE. IS MARC ANTHONY TRYING TO GET HER BACK?

ROCK-APELLA: LADY GAGA'S DOGNAPPERS AND SHOOTER "....IN JAIL!!"

THANKS JOAQUIN PHOENIX, THE OSCARS ENDED WEIRDLY AGAIN.

BRAD PITT DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST (@ 50+ NOW)...MAKE LADIES SEXUALLY BLUSH.

@ OSCARS 2021,NOMAD-LAND REMAINS OVERRATED.

CITY HALL IS BULLYING SKID ROW HOMELESS, AWAY FOR THE OSCARS 2021.

SEMI-RACIST FLETCH- CHEVY CHASE DRIVES HOME, AFTER NEAR 6 WEEKS IN A HOSPITAL.

NERVOUSLY, EX VEEP STAR TONY HALE SAID- DEREK CHAUVIN'S GUILTY VERDICT WILL HELP AMERICA.

DWYANE WADE FACES THE CUBE- FOR $250K! WILL THE BODY SHOW UP, TOO?

IS HOLLYWOOD EGOT PRODUCER, A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD? SEE TOM CRUISE IN TROPIC THUNDER.

SINGER DEMI LOVATO HATES THE BIG CHILL? DOES GLENN CLOSE KNOW?

PEG BUNDY IS A REBEL OR ERIN BROCKOVICH

ANNA TAYLOR JOY IS YOUNG FURIOSA?! CHRIS HEMSWORTH TO CAMEO, SNOW WHITE STYLE W/ CHARLIZE THERON.

WILL MALIN AKERMAN & BELLA THORNE, RETURN FOR SUPER CHICK FIGHT??

THE CLOSER BITCHED OUT, IN 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON.

LUPITA NYONG'O STILL MOURNS, ON-AIR LOVE CHADWICK "BLACK PANTHER" BOSEMAN.

WILL SMITH EMANCIPATES HIS FILM, FROM JIM CROW/REPUBLICAN LED GEORGIA.

ARC-LIGHT AND PACIFIC THEATRE CHAINS ARE CLOSED PERMANENTLY.FUCK YOU, COVID!

DID DECEASED DMX- FLIP OFF SATAN- ON HIS WAY UP THERE? RIP, HOMIE.

DMX IS GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU, IN HEAVEN NOW.

LIFE SUPPORT CONTINUES FOR TOP 5 STAR, DMX.

CBS TELLS SHARON OSBOURNE, TO GET HER RACIST ASS OFF THE TALK!

LAUREN GRAHAM WANTS- ANOTHER GILMORE GIRLS REUNION, WHEN DOING OTHER JOBS.

BRITNEY SPEARS STILL HATES HER DAD,WHILE EMMA STONE LOVES BEING A MOM...HARD.

RYAN FISCHER, LADY GAGA'S HEROIC DOG WALKER GOES HOME, AFTER SURGERY.

OSCAR WINNER OCTAVIA SPENCER ON KEANU REEVES-JUST A GOOD, COOL, DUDE.

HOLLYWOOD STARS,LIKE JAVIER BARDEM- CONFIRM AMBER HEARD IS A "TOXIC" LIAR BITCH.

JAY LENO DID- WHAT SARAH SILVERMAN REFUSED- TOLD ASIAN-AMERICANS....HE'S SORRY.

DID AMBER HEARD PLAY HERSELF,LIKE A SLUTTY SUCKER?

DREW BARRYMORE QUITS ACTING-LIKE CAMERON DIAZ-NOW THE TALK SHOW IS A HIT.

LAPD SERIOUSLY LOOKING INTO ARMIE HAMMER'S CASE AND MATT MCCONAGHEY WILL BE JAKE BRIGANCE, IN A TIME TO KILL SEQUEL.

KEANU REEVES IS GOING TO BE- A GOV'MENT BESERKER ON NETFLIX. WILL EVIL OTTO APPEAR?

MORE ON "EFFIE'S" CLAIM- ON THE ARMIE HAMMER ME TOO RAPE CHARGE. LAPD LOOKS INTO THE CASE.

TINSELTOWN RESPONDS, TO ATLANTA HATE-CRIME SPA SHOOTINGS.

LAWYER GLORIA ALLRED ATTACKS ACTOR ARNIE HAMMER, IN YOUNG WOMAN'S ME TOO RAPE CASE.

#OSCARS-SO-DIVERSE....THIS YEAR?