ALYSSA MILANO SURVIVES CAR WRACK- WHEN HEART ATTACKED UNCLE DROVE ON A FREEWAY. HE'S STABLE AT LOCAL HOSPITAL.

REBECCA FERGUSON, HELPED BY PSYCHIC DICK HUGH JACKMAN IN REMINISCENCE. CRASH'S THANDIE NEWTON ASSISTS.

Note: IF Newton gives NO reason why a W is in her name NOW, We refuse to recognize it.

BRITNEY SPEARS COULD BE CHARGED W/ ASSAULT OF REGULAR AMERICAN.

RAPPER SILENTO CHARGED W/ MURDER.

CAN R. KELLY SURVIVE IN COURT?

ARROW'S STEPHEN AMELL PUTS ALL HIS DEFEATED, IN HEELS.

BRITNEY SPEARS TO DAD JAMIE SPEARS: FUCK YOU! LEAVE!

JAMIE,DAD OF BRITNEY SPEARS...FINALLY STEPS OFF- AS HEAD OF SEMI ILLEGAL CONSERVATORY.

UPCOMING COACHELLA AND STAGECOACH MUSIC FESTS WILL REQUIRE VACCINE PASSES,WITHIN 72 HRS.

SAUL GOODMAN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL, OVER MINOR HEART EPISODE.

DAMN THAT SATAN! AFTER HER BREAST CANCER, DEAD TO ME STAR CHRISTINA APPLEGATE- NOW HAS MS.

SCRUBS MOM,FALL GUY BOSS AND NIGHT COURT LAWYER: MARKIE POST GETS A NEW CONDO, IN UPTOWN HEAVEN.

MORE DIVERSITY FOR GRAMMYS?

THIS NOBODY IS "GOING TO BE O.K."

DAMAGE REPORT! BLIZZARD'S BRO CULTURE HAD A "COSBY SHRINE" ROOM, TO PUNISH WOMEN WORKERS.

SCAR JO GOES TO COURT, BECAUSE DISNEY SCREWED HER...ON UNDER PERFORMING HIT- BLACK WIDOW.

GYMNAST SIMONE BILES-RETIRING- AFTER ALL THAT GOLD?

SINGER PINK PAYS OFF SEXIST FINES FOR OLYMPIC HAND BALL TEAM WEARING BIKINI BOTTOMS.

ALLERGIC FORMER ER AND REALITY STAR, KYLE RICHARDS ATTACKED BY KILLER BEES AND SAVED BY SWIMMING POOL.

IT'S DEXTER'S NEW BLOOD PHASE (NOT SEASON 9)?!

MORE DEPRESSING R. KELLY NEWS....

WHILE NO LONGER ENEMIES, DWAYNE JOHNSON FLIPS THE BIRD- 1 LAST TIME TO VIN DISEL'S INARTICULATE ARROGANCE.

DEADPOOL "BEGGED" HIS GOSSIP GIRL WIFE, FOR SOME LOVING,B4 THEIR COUPLING.

LAME AND COVID RIDDEN FL SCREWS CA,TO TAKE 2K SIX FIGURE DISNEY JOBS W/ $580 MILLION TAX CREDIT.

STATE OF CA CHARGES-VIDEO GAME FIRM ACTIVISION BLIZZARD- IN "ME TOO" CLASS ACTION.

BRITNEY SPEARS'S NEW LAWYER- TELLS HER CONSERVATOR DAD:TO SUCK IT AND LEAVE HER ALONE.

JASON MOMOA, REDONS THE BLOND FOR AQUA-MAN 2.

BLACK WIDOW'S NEW TASKMASTER -IS A REAL BITCH...OLGA KURYLENKO.

SEX CONVICT HARVEY WEINSTEIN- EXTRADITED TO CA- TO FACE HIS SEX CRIMES HERE.

MIB 2 STAR BIZ MARKIE- DOING WEEKEND GREETINGS @ THE PEARLY GATES, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY.

FAKE FILM PRODUCER ARRESTED, FOR OWNING COLLEGE PROSTITUTION ORG.

BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY GETS HER OWN LAWYER-THANKS TO THE ACLU!

ACLU JOINS BRITNEY SPEARS, IN PICKING HER OWN LAWYER.

CORY IN THE HOUSE STAR- HAS A BENCH WARRANT ON HIM, NOW.

LEBRON JAMES PROUD- OF 1ST BLACK $50K WINNING, SPELLING BEE CHAMP.

LEBRON JAMES FEARS SPACE JAM 2, WON'T LIVE UP TO THE ORIGINAL.

STACEY ABRAMS OVERLOOKING- THE UNIONIZATION OF DISNEY BACKED STUDIO, BEHIND TV'S ARCHER.

"ME TOO" INFESTED MARILYN MANSON- UNDER POLICE CUSTODY.

SATANIC ROCKER MARILYN MANSON, TURNS HIMSELF IN TO LAPD.

UMA THURMAN BLAMES- FAMED KILL BILL DIRECTOR 4 CAR CRASH AND HAD A "ME TOO" THING W/ CONVICT HARVEY WEINSTEIN.

LETHAL WEAPON DIRECTOR DICK DONNER FISHING IN HEAVENLY STREAMS AND GWEN STEFANI MARRIES COUNTRY VOICE JUDGE.

A COSBY VICTIM SPEAKS, ON HIS TECHNICAL ACQUITTAL.

BILL COSBY FREE. DON'T TAKE ANY DRINKS FROM HIM, LADIES!

THE COSBY CONVICTION OVERTURNED- ON 5th AMENDMENT ISSUES. ONLY GOT 3+ YEARS AND 2X JEOPARDY ATTACHED.

COREY IN THE BIG HOUSE?! A RECENT MINOR SAID YES.

F9 STEALS $70 MILLION DURING A PANDEMIC. THAT'S BETTER THAN HOBBS AND SHAW,BUT LESS THAN ITS OWN FATE.

BORAT 2 ACTOR MARIA BAKALOVA TAKES HER SHOT, AT HOLLYWOOD.

WONDER WOMAN DIRECTOR'S PLAN TO IMPROVE STAR WARS:ROGUE SQUADRON,ON ROAD TO SEMI-RUIN CLEOPATRA W/ GAL GADOT.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON FINALLY GETS AN OSCAR AND CONAN O BRIEN RETIRES.

HOW LONG, WILL BRITNEY SPEARS BE EXPLOITED BY HER SHITHEAD FATHER?