"DISAPPOINTED!!" ANGELA BASSETT TIT PUNCHED @ THE OSCARS. RINSE AND REPEAT.

AS EXPECTED,EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL @ ONCE-SCORES BEST FILM OSCAR-PRESENTED BY (WINK X 2) HARRISON FORD.

MICHELLE YEOH CUNT PUNCHES CATE BLANCHET, FOR OSCAR'S GOLDMAN.

BRENDAN FRASER MAKES HIS COMEBACK, IN THE WHALE OF AN OSCAR TALE.

"EVERYTHING" CONTINUES WINNING OSCARS "EVERYWHERE.." FOR WRITING.

EVEN AVATAR: WATER WAYS GOT A GOLDEN BOY '23.

AN OSCAR "...ALL AT ONCE" FOR FILM EDITING.

TOP GUN: MAVERICK FINALLY GETS AN OSCAR, FOR SOMETHING-BEST SOUND.

1st BLACK FEMALE COSTUMER OSCAR,GOES 2 WOMAN WHO DRESSED QUEEN RAMONDA (ANGELA BASSETT.)

JAMIE LEE CURTIS WINS OVER ANGELA BASSETT, IN A COIN FLIP: "WE JUST WON AN OSCAR!!"

SHORT-ROUND WINS OSCAR! KE HUY QUAN WINS OSCAR FOR ASIAN MALES IN "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE..."

IRON MAN 3 STAR, GWEN PALTROW INVOLVED-IN BIZARRE RICH GIRL SKI COLLUSION TRIAL?!

TIGER WOOD'S LAST WHITE GIRLFRIEND, WANTS $30 MILLION AND TO KILL AN NDA-TO SELL 2 TABLOIDS.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS AND MICHELLE YEOH'S SISTERHOOD OF EVERYTHING,EVERYWHERE...CONTINUES.

FROM ADELE TO HARRY STYLES, ALL UK STARS BLOW OFF CHARLES'S KING ME PARTY.

DEEPFAKE CELEB PORN APP-FACEMEGA, ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY EMMA WATSON'S AND SCARLY JO'S CAREERS

CHRIS ROCK SLAPS BACK @ WILL SMITH,AND HIS JEALOUS "BITCH" WIFE JADA PINKETT WITH SELECTIVE OUTRAGE.

TESSA THOMPSON,MICHAEL B. JORDAN AND JOHN MAJORS- SQUARE OFF-IN THE CREED 3 INTERVIEWS.

CREED 3'S RED CARPET RUN.

MEET THE NEXT WILL SMITH,JABARI BANKS,IN BEL-AIR YEAR 2.

STERN PINBALL RELEASED A NEW FOO FIGHTERS GAME ,WITH THEIR BIGGEST HITS.

BATMAN...MICHAEL KEATON GIVES COLLEGE GRAD SPEECH.

THE LIFE AND DEATH OF HQ TRIVIA, IN THE LATE 2010's-ON WHAT'S LEFT OF CNN.

CHRIS ROCK POUNCES ON WILL SMITH'S "SELECTIVE OUTRAGE" OVER A SLAP AND WILL LET A WHITE ACTOR SPIT ON HIM IN EMANCIPATION.

RESPECTED YET TROUBLED ACTOR,TOM SIZEMORE'S FAMILY- IS ABOUT TO PULL THE PLUG ON HIS BRAIN CLOTTED COMA.

IN CASE HIS STUPID ASS FORGOT,HOW BIGOTED BRUCE WILLIS REMEMBERS SOMEONE, HE NEVER MET, YET KNOWS...

THE FOCUS OF FILM-SHE SAID, HARVEY WEINSTEIN GETS ANOTHER 16 YEARS IN CA PRISON,WHEN HIS EASTERN #METOO SENTENCE ENDS.

1 LESS THING FOR ARROGANT ASS:ALEC BALDWIN TO WORRY ABOUT, IN COURT ON RUST.

RAY LIOTTA WINS AFTERLIFE STAR, ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.

RICHARD "THE BELZ" BELZER,ENTERED HEAVEN-AFTER FIGHTING CHRONIC LONG TERM ILLNESS. LAW AND ORDER OC & SUV STARS HONOR THE ACTOR/COMIC.

A BLACK MAN WINS A MILLION BUCKS, ON WEB REALITY SHOW.

SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE,SPONSORED BY SUPER MARIO BROS PLUMBING! NOW,THAT'S SYNERGY.

RAQUEL WELCH, WINS THIS YEAR'S (IN HER PRIME) MS. HEAVEN PAGEANT, ABOVE THE SHRINE AUDITORIUM.

TO HELL WITH WHOOPI, VIOLA DAVIS IS YOUR NEW EGOT DAME NOW.

IS KEVIN COSTNER GETTING BORED WITH YELLOWSTONE,AFTER FINALLY WINNING A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR IT?

GENTLEMEN AND LESBIANS,CHECK OUT THE BOOTED LEGS-ON THIS LIGHT GUN GAL.

BEYONCE DEFENDS SHAKIRA, IN THE HIPS DON'T LIE SINGER'S CHEATING SCANDAL.

LOST RAPPERS FOUND DECEASED -IN ABANDONED MI. APARTMENT COMPLEX.

CINDY "SHIRLEY" WILLIAMS GETS A VILLA,WITH FALLEN FRIEND PENNY "LAVERNE" MARSHALL,IN HEAVENLY VEGAS HOTEL. BOTH WERE 75.

SELENA GOMEZ BACK ON INSTAGRAM,2 GET YOUNG FANS TO WATCH ONLY MURDERS...AND YELLOWSTONE FINALLY WINS AN AWARD 4 BEING GOOD TV.

COMMANDER SEVEN O'NINE KICKS OFF-THE FINAL SEASON OF STAR TREK: PICARD.

WHO'S GOT A SHOT @ OSCAR FOR 2023.

RACIST SUNDANCE REP, BANISHES BLACK REPORTER, FROM INTERVIEWING CELEBRITY.

RIGHT 'ROUND RAPPER-FLO RIDA IS NOW RICH,BITCH!! THANKS, FAILING CELSIUS ENERGY FOR $82 MILLION!

ALEC BALDWIN OUT AND ABOUT, SINCE BEING CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER.

HOST OF THE CUP PODCAST,PUTS TOMMY TALLARICO AND THE INTELLIVISON SCANDAL TO BED,WITH A NASTY PUNCH.

MORE ON THE CHARGING OF ALEC BALDWIN.

ALEC BALDWIN CHARGED, WITH MANSLAUGHTER- IN THE RUST SHOOTING.

WHO WON BIG @ THE CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS.

GUN TOTING LAWYER BRUCE RIVERS, BREAKS DOWN ANDREW "PIG" TATE'S EURO SEX CRIMES CASE.