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Thursday, January 18, 2007


PARIS FOCUSES ON ACTING- BY GOING COLD TURKEY ON PARTYING.

Since primary filming starting on The Hottie & the Nottie, she has been logging 10 hours a day on the set and has been noticeably absent on the partying scene, across the Hollywood area.

Still, that average is below industry norms, REAL actors average 12-16 hours a day on the most set. Inside sources also have witnessed Mini-parties taking place, back at Hilton's hotel penthouse, which means the studio is technically paying for it.

Thursday, January 11, 2007




THE DEMISE OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE & CAMERON DIAZ'S LONG TERM ROMANCE!
-Inside sources blame The Black Dahlia herself, Scarlett Johansson.<---

The two had been flirting on and off since early last year. Cameron Diaz was aware of it and was very jealousy of the Island beauty. Her casting in Justin's latest video- as a video 'ho, was completely behind the back of America's current movie princess Diaz. She only recently got her career back on track with the global success of The Holiday (after last year's disastrous chick flick In Her Shoes.)

In addition, close friends to both Diaz & the Sexyback artist stated that Justin "would never marry" Diaz- fearing a Ben Affleck/ Jennifer Lopez backlash, while trying to establish a film career in the upcoming movie, Alpha Dog.

Justin was greatly ashamed and embarrassed, when his screen debut amongst movie legends (Morgan Freeman, Oscar recipient Kevin Spacey;etc.) in Edison Force, was dumped as a movie release and put straight on DVD, when everyone saw- how bad his debut was, in the crime drama.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007


CBS REJECTS POSSIBLE PORN AD.

The adult website Booble tried to buy an ad, for the next Superbowl on CBS for $2.6 million. The network still smarting for the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" fiasco two years ago (and still appealing the FCC to get its $550 million back) soundly refused the sleazy, pornographer's offer.

Booble founder Bob Smart claimed ,"At one point I offered $50 million," and the Eye Network "never even called back."

Judge for yourself, the link below will show the ad.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid353549946/bctid413298104

Monday, January 01, 2007

Transformers 2007!

Insider footage + promo/previews and well as the rockin theme music from the toy phenom.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006


IS BLADE: TRINITY STAR'S IRS TROUBLE PAYBACK FOR HIM SMACKING AROUND HALLE BERRY?

Back when they dating, Wesley Snipes was rumored to punch-out, the now rich and well trained Die Another Day beauty - when he was angry. Apperanty, he may caused damage to one of ears that caused near-deafness (with about 70% hearing loss in that ear.)

Some say- with Berry's new clout as a popular Oscar winning actress, that Wesley's legal issues became an arrestable issue, when he started making money with his Jessica Biel starrer.

LAYLA ALI CHARGES HBO- ON THE GROUNDS OF TRYING TO KILL WOMEN'S BOXING.


The famed, lady pugilist told a local,Los Angeles radio DJ (known only as Dirty Bird,) that HBO is using its muscle to squash femme-fights NOT ONLY on its own card, but on rival, lower ranked ones as well.
Like LaRocca's sexist, pressing of Jackie Kallen (in Meg Ryan's Against the Ropes,) HBO thinks if it can push women's boxing- off the map, it will go away and leave no competitive advantage to rival Showtime, one of the few and main places, where the title IX created sport has flourished.

PARIS HILTON TAKES ANOTHER "UGLY" STAB AT ACTING.

In The Hottie and the Nottie- the slutty celebutant will be an "ugly girl" to be fixed up by the main star of the star of the movie. The main star (short list: Lindsey Lohan, Brittany Murphy or Beyonce K.) will only marry her boyfriend,if her "ugly" friend finds love first.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Friday, December 15, 2006


JENNIFER ANISTON TURNED DOWN, AS A VILLAIN ON 24- BY SHOW'S CREATOR JOEL SURNOW.

The Emmy Winning executive Producer deemed the former Rachel "too recognizable."

He continue with the assault of the Derailed Uber beauty:
"You can't put those people on (the show) because they're too recognizable. They'll take you (viewers) out of the reality."

Ben Stiller was also regarded as "too famous" for every seconds counts, spy thriller, by the show's producer.

Sunday, December 10, 2006


YOU'RE FIRED!! PETER JACKSON OFF THE HOBBIT PREQUEL.

The Director has a dispute with New Line Cinema, over profits from the Lord of the Rings trilogy worth over $100 million. Since, the studio needs to exercise its rights- to make the movie before they expire and Jackson won't commit until the case settles, the man was removed from the preproduction.

Here's where the story gets weird, New Line still wants Jackson to helm "an unnamed sequel" to The Hobbit, when the first is finished. Also, MGM claims to own the rights the Hobbit and are going ahead with their own version. MGM wants the Oscar winning director to take the lead on that project.

Monday, December 04, 2006

WHO'S YOUR DADDY! EDDIE MURPHY AND GINGER SPICE TO HAVE PATERNITY TEST OVER CHILD.


"...I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood
test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir.," ranted Eddie Murphy on a Dutch talk show when it was revealed he broke-up with former Spice Girl Melaine B. (Ginger/Scary Spice.)

The two had been dating for six months, right after his divorce. "You're being presumptuous, because we're not together anymore," continued Murphy when the chat turned predatory when the Dutch host told him that the 2 becomes 1 singer hinted the Nutty Professor was the daddy of unborn child.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

EXPOSE: YO ADRIAN!!STOP BEING A HOMOPHOBIC AUDIENCE BOOKER.

Beware working for the BARELY minimum wage paying, quickly decaying whore-known only as Adrian. Anyone who has working for the shrill voiced and her ugly British bulldog second, who only goes by Alex, are known for bullying those poor souls who they don't like, because the are no protection for the so-called workers of the secret business of audience work in CA. Since, they are no unions for this type of work or taxes paid (therefore technically the "independent contractor" has few, if little rights working for what maybe only one day barely, if that.)

The worst of which is an unfortunately personal LIE that plagues this reporter. When I checked out a sexy, Hawaiian looking lady for a moment she used the moment to start,Do u think he's straight poll with two ugly girls one of which works for her. Than told me that this believe would "always follow me and you can't run form it" Then, later Alex joked wouldn't book me "...Because WE HATE YOU" and she laughed gleefully.

First, I'M NOT GAY and never engaged in such acts. So, it disgusting to see people engaged in a bigoted conspiracy to turn me into a gay joke (you have Perez Hilton for that and he is out) and then get mad me because I REFUSE to play out stereotypical gayness (Richard Simmons;etc..) This just proves my theory--just how childish, evil and narrow-minded cliquish people like this, really are.

Basically, the only reason I went was to get a sneak peek (and make a little dough) on the then new show Identity, because this selfish c*&% and her ugly, rotund Brit blocked my way, just because they could.

Also, I don't care if it just a joke they use because they know it will hurt me or play on others' worst and basically UNPROVEN fears and hatred of gays. It needs to stop. It's boring and just shows why they are where they are in life. At the very bottom of the reality TV well, where hopefully they will drown.

I, like so many of you have too many problems in my life and then have to deal with open hate on an issue where there is no proof of guilt on my part. The only proof on that for anyone, is being caught fucking another man: innuendo and stigmatizing minor behaviors are just sadistic LIES. If you don't like me, I could give less than a
f$%* myself. So, idiots act professionally and basically leave me alone, I was there for the money and to do my jobs--not to be a target or a victim.

NOTE: Please forgive my somewhat personal response to this report. Like any good journalist, you try not to get to involved with the story beyond the telling of it, even in so-called Hollywood news.

ARE DENNIS MILLER AND MICHAEL RICHARDS RACIST RUNNING BUDDIES?

Dennis Miller had his MSNBC talk show canceled, not just because it sucked or had low ratings, or turned his back on his liberal roots-like he was Ron Silver.

An inside source- formerly involved with the audience casting- reveled that Miller told them point blank, that he wanted more white faces in the crowd,as that was his show's demographic. He also hinted that unless they seemed to be big fans, to severely reduce, the number of blacks in his audience too.

This might explain Miller's GUILT, when he appeared as guest on the new surprise hit, Politically Incorrect style show- Comic Unleashed with Byron Allen (Yes, He's still around & Entertainers is still a late-night cult hit!?)Miller even attempted a joke, so controversial & mean spirited, filled with personal libel that it was severely bleeped from the final version that aired in LA last night on KABC-7.

Sunday, November 26, 2006


NO DEAL! ARSENIO GONE AS DAYTIME DEALMASTER. MARK CURRY IN?

Buzzer blog reported that the one time Prince of late night, has bolted from the syndicated version of Deal or No Deal. He ran into major problems, from the network big wigs. Hanging w/ Mr. Copper Star and host of the brief, but short lived Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, Mark Curry is close to signing on, as the show's new MC.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006


SUPER LIBERAL CRUSADER, GLORIA ALLRED TO REP VICTIMS OF HATEFUL, IDIOTIC, TIRADE OF MICHAEL "KRAMER" RICHARDS-IN COURT.

"There was nothing professional about his act at all!," Frank McBride and Kyle Doss, the LA two- who were the called the N-word like it was 1799. "I just told him- Hey!! My friend doesn't think your funny and after that..."F*&% U N-word!" Doss likens the incident to a hateful lesson of Richards telling them (He'll)"still be rich and he'll still be (black.)"

Allred "issued a challenge" to Cosmo to apologize to the two in person, and not through the media. If he doesn't, he will "bear the consequence" in court AKA give us a proper settlement or else.

McBride and Doss stated, they felt the Letterman apology "was totally fake. It was forced...It wasn't sincere." What do the two men want after a revolting incident like this? "To be compensated for what happened," declared Doss.
Micheal Richards Apologizes On David Letterman

There are no words. Play the tape, if u think he's telling the truth or just trying to save his ass.

Monday, November 13, 2006

EMINEM TO PLAY "THE HEART OF A MAN" AND "A KNIGHT WITHOUT HONOR IN A SAVAGE LAND" IN 50'S TV WESTERN REMAKE.

The caustic lyricist has been absent from the big screen for four years now (since Oscar winning 2002 flick 8 Mile.) Still, he will pick the role of gun-fighter Palladin in the re-"imagining" of Rabbit Ears era western, Have Gun Will Travel.

The rapper will record a new version of the theme & songs inspired by the era- on his soundtrack for the movie.

It seems the story will be adapted for modern times and be filmed in Detroit. Em also intends to maintian the classy and highly educated veneer of the two-gun, peace maker.

Saturday, November 11, 2006



FIRST MR. SPEARS, JASON ALEXANDER RATES FAILED HUSBAND K-FED!

"I think he is an idiot," proclaimed the UFC pit-fighter with one of, the shortest marriages in human history (55 Hrs.) He considered the nascent rapper: a male gold-digger, since all he'd seen him do "is spend money."

"I still love her...," the big lug admitted and seem to be requesting a second chance. "I'm a good guy to talk to and I'm here for you." Apparently, Alexander had seen a recent rerun of Seinfeld, since "that there for you crap...is genius."

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Borat's Pimp My Ride (exxklusiv.)

More with the annoying, Arab "journalist" with that MTV flavor.

Monday, November 06, 2006


SICK, RUSSIAN BASTARD FAILS TO DESTROY MATERIAL GIRL STAR HILARY DUFF.

Maksim Miakovsky was arrested by police for his murderous attempted to eliminate singer/actress Hilary Duff. The barely legal Russian immigrant was arrested at a Manhattan Beach hotel after speaking with a P.I. (hired by Duff) to confirm his intention to do harm to the ex- Lizzie McGuire star.

Duff took out a restraining order on him last month when her life and that of her paramour Good Charlotte front man Joel Madden, by the Ex-Commonwealthist.

The allegedly, sick boy rots in jail, waiting to be released on $200,000 with his first day in court to take place tomorrow.

Later.