BRAD PITT BITCH-SLAPPED, BY EURO-TRASH PRANK COMIC.

BEN AFFLECK AND MATT DAMON, TO DO SLEEPER DC COMIC, FOR WB FILMS.

REAL HUSBANDS...STAR CALLS KILL BILL'S BABE VILLAIN- A THIEF.

LILO GETTING HER OWN SIT-COM, TOO.

TALK SHOW STAR RUSSELL BRAND, PLAYS GAME SHOW HOST- TO THE HOMELESS.

A DANCING HOST MAKE HER CHOICE.

ANCHORMAN FOOTAGE CRAMMED INTO THE DICTATOR.

JEREMY RENNER TALKS ABOUT AVENGERS "IN MARGARITA VILLE."

CHARLIZE THERON DATES COMIC PATTON OSWALD IN DIABLO CODY'S NEW FILM.

JASON ALEXANDER WENT TO BOSLEY?

COMIC KATHY GRIFFIN, PROPERLY SLAMS THOSE DAMN BP BRITS.

GEORGE LOPEZ'S ASSUMPTIVE,BIGOTED ASS- BEING DIVORCED AND TO LOSE UP TO HALF OF FORTUNE.

TV FUN HOUSE CREATOR DIES BECAUSE OF HIS DAUGHTER

TOUCH OF RACISM/SCHLOCK JOCK COMIC SARAH SILVERMAN'S SHOW- TO BE CANCELED AFTER THIS SEASON.

ABC News, confirmed that due to Silverman- trying to change the format- to a more Roger Rabbit type program. This has blown up the budget with special effects,therefore the show will be cancelled, after this season.

The network has moved the show, to a late-night slot with little promotion. The arrogant comic- may have been disturbed by recent TVQ internal poll, which revealed that she is the least popular character on the show. The most popular are the gay duo Steve and Brain, her "nicer" real life sister Laura, even Laura's "husband", straight arrow cop Jay is more popular, than the alleged avaunt guard satirist.

Insiders stated that Silverman may try to move the show, to female oriented ABC (where Ex-boyfriend- talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is) or the "other" cable comedy channel TBS. The Insdier also stated that "they could just give (us) more
money."

GRANDDAD CARREY.

GEORGE CARLIN IN 1971.