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Monday, June 16, 2008


BRITNEY SPEARS BEATS VEHICULAR ASSAULT CHARGE.

LAPD stated that NO charges will be filled against Britney Spears- for using her car, to run over a photog's foot, as she driving away from a pack of paps.

The victim filed a report- half year after the occurrence. The cops claim, there's was NO legal way to win with video evidence provided.


Joseph Shidler, deputy district attorney, noted:"We have no evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the suspect was aware that the victim's foot had been struck by the car. There was much commotion and noise at the time and
there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what had happened."

Also, the police report indicated that "a voice on the
video told her to back up" and no proof of that is on the tape either.


The Prosecutor showed in the Internet video, no physical damage to the pap's foot.
Shidler concludes that "the only way the victim's foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location."
HEATH DID LEAVE $ TO HIS DAUGHTER.
GETTING BLUE WITH THE LOVE GURU.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

THE ONION INVESTIGATES: WORLD OF WARCRAFT PLAYERS- PLAYING THEMSELVES IN GAME.
DID SHIA LABEOUF USE A GAY SLUR, WHILE NEW 99'S BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE EMBEZZLED FUNDS FROM A CHARITY?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

CLINT EASTWOOD TELLS SPIKE LEE TO SHUT THE F___ UP, WHILE LINDSEY LOHAN GETS INSURED ON BABY MOVIE, AS PARIS HILTON MAYBE GETTING PREGNANT.
JESSICA SIMPSON TO JOIN OTHER LADY CELEBS, IN USING ALLEGED CHILD LABOR TO PRODUCE HIGH END FASHION LINE.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008



DENISE RICHARDS ASKS FOR COMPLICA-TED FAVOR:TO VIEW CHUCK SHEEN'S WEDDING PHOTOS B4 THEY'RE PUBLISHED!

This is despite, personal claims from the E! star herself, that she is over the CBS comedy titan. Still, sources conclude she "seems pretty desperate for details about his wedding, which took place May 30 (2008) in L.A."

One source- who is friends with the White She Devil reveals, that "the former Mrs. Sheen personally phoned" OK! magazine's New York offices in order "to
track down an advance copy of this week’s issue", with Sheen’s wedding- the cover story.

The source describes, the Blue Bay elitist "was feverishly trying to get her hands on" an advanced copy. She apparently did a legalized photo shoots with them, both pre and post marriage with Sheen "and that is partially why she felt comfortable" calling them.

OK! refused comment and said only they still in the midst of printing next week's edition.The source finishes “She feels like she knows them and
can ask a favor, I guess.”

TONI COLLETTE TO STAR IN HOT SHOWTIME CHICK FLICK SERIES.
Production slated to start this summer

Source: Hollywood Reporter
Showtime has began work on a new show, "The United States of Tara." HBO's nemisis will produce 12 episodes of the single cameara comedy, from
Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks TV.

"Tara," features Toni Collette as a married, stay at home mother "with dissociative identity disorder. John Corbett co-stars as her husband." The pilot will be penned by Oscar winner Diablo Cody.
IS GINA GERSHON DISGUSTED- TO BE LINKED TO EX PRES. CLINTON (SEXUALLY?)

Monday, June 02, 2008

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

JOHN McCAIN "RESPECTFULLY" WANTS NOTHING TO DO W/ ELLEN'S MARRIAGE AND THE APPEAL OF WES SNIPES KEEPS HIM OUT OF JAIL, FOR NOW.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


BRANGELI-NA GETS TWO-FISTED OVER POTENTIAL BABY NAMES
-She wants to name her offspring after characters, that oil-wrestled against Gabrielle and Aphrodite, in an episode of Xena:Warrior Princess.

The twins are due in August 19,2008 (Thanks, secret gossip warriors Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman) and plan for France to reap a financial windfall for having the babies there.

Jolie has apparently told friends that since she "is a Gemini, which means she is strong, passionate." So,she wants to name the babies after "the twins that make up
Gemini, Castor and Pollux (the brothers of Helen of Troy." Also, the names of the evil brothers in Face/Off.)

An angrily, unhappy Pitt spoke with his more manly friends. The "earthy" director Guy Ritchie and macho action God- Jason Statham. They all agree that naming children after "a British cuss word" is cruel and inhuman and "is doing everything in his power to dissuade his wife
from naming one of the twins after a set of testicles."

Brad fears the kid would be- mercilessly taunted in school and wants to provide some normalcy for his new sires, by giving them less weird name than "Zahara, Maddox and
Shiloh Pitt."
JESSICA ALBA MARRIES LUCKY S.O.B, CASH WARREN.
NARNIA UNDERWHELMS AT THE BOX OFFICE.
FOR ONLY THE SECOND TIME, A WOMAN WINS DANCING WITH THE STARS.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

A PHOTO SHOOT FOR SAM WHO?

MTV'S NET SLUT

LOHAN AND PINK NEWS

A WHITE BOY ENTERS LATE NIGHT ARENA-NO WOMAN OR NEXT GEN ARSENIOS REQUIRED.

Monday, May 05, 2008


THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL (BLOND) TO WED X-MEN: ORIGINS, DEADPOOL.

The Nine's demi-god actor Ryan Reynolds, has proposed to upcoming Mary Queen of
Scotts monarch Scarlett Johansson. The May-December romance (She's 23, He's 31) will commence when they clear their schedules enough- to set a wedding date.

Reynolds was seriously connected to singer Alanis Morissette and was allegedly dating League of Extraordinary Gentleman vamp, Peta Wilson.This was confirmed by Scarlett's publicist Marcel Pariseau.
MRS. BRODERICK DISHES ON CITY SEX.
DIDDY EARNS STAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

Thursday, May 01, 2008

THE BRIDE FACES STALKER IN COURT.
MILEY CYRUS: THE GAME
TOM WELLING: DIRECTOR.
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES AT CHARITY FUNCTION.
I CONTROLLED TOMMY VERCETTI, YOU'RE NO TOMMY V.!
IS NICK CANNON DOING MIMI?
IRON MAN'S ROB DOWNEY JR. CAN'T CONFIRM, WHY GWEN PALTROW IS SUCH A SELF-CENTERED,ARROGANT BITCH.
THE AWESOME VIRGINA MADSEN- FOLLOWS VANESSA WILLIAMS AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS- IN ADMITTING TO USING, SOME PLASTIC SURGERY TO EXTEND HER YOUTH.

Later.