RACIST DON IMUS IS AT AGAIN.

ARE BELOVED ACTION FOSSILS- SLY AND THE GOVERNATOR,FINALLY GOING TO DO THAT BIG MOVIE TOGETHER?

GEORGE CARLIN IN 1971.

TOM CRUISE SHOULD BASE A RELIGION AROUND HIS IDEAS-GEORGE CARLIN BACK HOME, TO ANNOY AND ENLIGHTEN HEAVEN'S RESIDENTS.

CHARLIZE AT THE HANCOCK DEBUT EVENT.

ITN'S SHOWBIZ REPORT

99, IT'S TIME TO GET SMART...NOW.

OSCAR DE LA HOYA -TELLS PBS STAR TAVIS SMILEY- HE'S RETIRING....
-After one last violent payday.

PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE BACK TOGETHER (AND PROBABLY PLANNING A NEW REALITY SERIES.)

JOHNNY DEEP KEEPS HIS WORD AND GIVES HAT TO LOCAL BOY, FROM HIS NEW EPIC.

Young Jack Taylor- is currently writing a thank you note- to Capt. Jack Sparrow for keeping his promise. Deep was in Wisconsin (back in April),to film a biopic on anti-hero '30s bank thief, John Dillinger. Neighborhood residents got to witness the filming, including Mr. Taylor, "who especially admired Depp/Dillinger's
hat."

So, the young man asked the thespian- could he have the fedora hat. Depp, 45, stated that Taylor would receive it "once the movie was finished."

Seven days ago, a local Wisconsin newspaper (the Northwestern) confirmed Tom 21 Jump St. Hansen "made good on his promise" and the boy received man's hat.

Deep also included prizes for the boy's four relatives,
"from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, as well as a note from
the star himself, telling Jack to enjoy what was sent."

NEW FOOTAGE FROM WILL SMITH'S HANCOCK.

MORE INFO ON MORGAN FREEMAN'S WANTED.

SUPER OBAMA GIRL VS. EVIL MCCAIN HULK GIRL!

MEDIA-TECH NEWS: IS THE WB BACK?

THE ONION COVERS HIGH SCHOOL TONY AWARDS.

BRITNEY SPEARS BEATS VEHICULAR ASSAULT CHARGE.

LAPD stated that NO charges will be filled against Britney Spears- for using her car, to run over a photog's foot, as she driving away from a pack of paps.

The victim filed a report- half year after the occurrence. The cops claim, there's was NO legal way to win with video evidence provided.


Joseph Shidler, deputy district attorney, noted:"We have no evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the suspect was aware that the victim's foot had been struck by the car. There was much commotion and noise at the time and
there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what had happened."

Also, the police report indicated that "a voice on the
video told her to back up" and no proof of that is on the tape either.


The Prosecutor showed in the Internet video, no physical damage to the pap's foot.
Shidler concludes that "the only way the victim's foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location."

HEATH DID LEAVE $ TO HIS DAUGHTER.

GETTING BLUE WITH THE LOVE GURU.

BRENDAN FRASER'S NEW MOVIE.

IS BONES- THE WORLD'S NO. 2 SHOW, AFTER CSI:MIAMI?