BRENT AND ELLEN TRASH DRAGONS WITH ROTTEN TOMATOES.

WHORE V. BITCH: CHELSEA "BANG BANG" HANDLER VS. "THE NAZI" MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE
From PopEater-

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee might want to consider choosing her
adversaries a little more carefully. We would think it common sense --
not that she's shown much of that recently (ever?) -- but starting a
beef with a popular late night talk show host known for talking
celebrity smack was probably ill-advised ... to say the least.


So it's really no surprise that McGee's saucy response to a joke on
comedienne Chelsea Handler's blog has gotten her into hot water with
the E! gabber, according to EW.


The war of words began after Handler posted a joke about McGee on her
blog, saying, "I guess she doesn't read magazines which makes sense,
since she basically has one on her face." In Handler-land, that's
about as tame as a joke is going to get, and given the amount of ink
spilled dissing McGee since the Jesse James infidelity scandal broke,
she should have just left it go.


But she didn't, of course. Bad move.


McGee responded on her Facebook page, saying, "Chelsea, here's some
free advice: Use some of that Botox from your forehead and put it in
your flabby underarm skin. I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC
chicken."


We don't mean to question McGee's (always spot-on) judgment, but when
your platform is a Facebook page and your opponent's is a hit show on
E! built around a round table of comics cracking jokes at the expense
of celebrities, well, you're not exactly going to get a muffin basket
thanking you for poking fun of the host's appearance.


And as such, Handler took to her show last night and dealt McGee a
proper smackdown. After cracking a few jokes about dipping her arms in
blue cheese, the host got a little hostile: "First of all, look at my
forehead, you dumb b***h, okay? It moves. You have a tattoo on your
forehead, so you have had a needle in your forehead -- and probably
Jesse James' b***s. So shut your face." Pow!

JESSE JAMES LOVES EMULATING FALLEN BLACK MEN-NOW, HIS DOG FIGHTING SCANDAL

JESSE JAMES-THE LATEST "VICTIM" OF SEX REHAB.

TWILIGHT:ECLIPSE PHOTOS.

MORE DIVORCE RUMORS FOR SANDY

DISNEY HOPES- IT'S THE LAST SONG FOR MILEY (HILARY DUFF STYLE.)

CLASH OF THE TITANS STARTS NOW.

RICKY MARTIN MAKES A STATEMENT ABOUT HIS LIFE.
-Comes out of the closet,without the duress and hate of others,thinking they could pick that time for him.

The Vancover Sun formally announced (through his website )that the former Pop Idol Ricky Martin states that "I am a fortunate homosexual man."

Martin continues:"Many people told me: 'Ricky it's not important,' 'it's not worth it,' 'all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse,' 'many
people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your
nature.' Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I
decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth.
Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a
self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for
my decisions and my actions.

"These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me
that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives
me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed.," he
continued. "Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love,
acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step
towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution. I am proud to say
that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

Celebrity news bloodhound, Barbara Walters claimed she "regretted trying to corner Martin to be straight about his sexuality in an interview in 2000." She later realized it would "have killed his career."

Walters surmises:"In 2000, I pushed Ricky Martin very hard to admit if he was gay or
not, and the way he refused to do it made everyone decide that he was," she
told The Toronto Star. "A lot of people say that destroyed his career, and
when I think back on it now, I feel it was an inappropriate question."

Walters finishes: "You know, you could stop these rumors. You
could say, as many artists have, 'Yes I am gay,' or you could say, 'No I'm
not,' or you could leave it, as you are, ambiguous. I don't want to put you
on the spot, but it's in your power to do it."

WHAT AMERICA THINKS OF THE HOT TUB TIME MACHINE.

IS ROB RODRIGUEZ'S PREDATORS,THE UNOFFICIAL THIRD CHAPTER?

JUST UP THE STREET FORM ZOMBIELAND,IS SKATELAND.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL-THE BLACK EDITION.

IS JESSE JAMES- THE NEXT TIGER WOODS?

TV'S BLOND SHANNON DOHERTY-KATHERINE HEIGL QUITS HER HIT SHOW.

THE CAST OF HOT TUB TIME MACHINE SPEAKS!

IS DIVORCE IMMANENT? SANDRA BULLOCK IS NO SHOW IN GERMANY.

BEST FRIEND IN MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS THANKS SECURITY GUARD.
(Exclusive.)

A Latino, McRoberts security guard- at the Oscars (known only as Frank,) ended up helping the wife of actor and current day manager of the Kodak theatre, Jay Thomas.

The night of the big event, the woman's wife was dress impeccably. She got lost and needed to use the bathroom. The guard quickly, told her where to go and how to get back to the proceedings.

At the end of the event, Thomas and his wife walked back by- the metal detector where "Frank" was working. Thomas announced himself to the guard and, re-thanked him for helping his wife.

Weirdly, just an hour prior to this, a white male, Vegas lounge singer type- was thrown out by the cops. As he passed by a male, African American guard said, something about not being thrown out because of drugs.

BRAD PITT IS STILL KICK ASS!

ALICE WINS AT THE MULTIPLEX.

REAL NEWS: OBAMA'S FIRST ACCOMPLISHMENT AT PRES.-HEALTH CARE.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND CAMERON DIAZ WORK OUT IT ON BAD TEACHER.