MEDIABYTES: NEO TO WED & NICOLE KIDMAN GETS HER MAN,BY PRE-NUP.

Kickboxing actors Keanu Reeves and London's Claire Forlani (The Medallion) will get hitched in December this year. The two have been "quietly" dating each other for just over three years. Hollywood prays that the media continues to leave them alone.

In other British news, since they have reclaimed imperialist control through reality TV- Nicole Kidman finally made her union with country singer Keith Urban official in the UK. Urban wins $600,000 of Kidman's $150 million fortune for each year of wedded bliss. However,he is a chronic abuser of alcohol and drugs. If he should take up either habit again, "he leaves with nothing."