LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

MILEY CYRUS: THE GAME

DEPARTING CSI STAR ARRESTED AND ONLY HORRIBLE THINGS SHOULD HAPPEN TO EVIL, BUT DEFLATABLE MARIO LOPEZ.

BABY MAMA FOR REAL.

DID MILEY CYRUS POSE TOPLESS AND BABY MAMA CRUSHES HAROLD AND KUMAR.

J. LO TO PROVE HER MOTHERING SKILLS ON TLC NET.

NICOLE KIDMAN TO STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMAN (BUT NOT MEN) AND BEYONCE/JAY Z MAKE IT OFFICIAL (FOR THOSE THAT STILL CARE.)

LILO'S SISTER HAUNTING HER AT THE BOX OFFICE,ALREADY?

FOR THE NEXT 88 MINS.+ ,CAMERON DIAZ WILL BE IN MORNING.

IS ASHLEY SIMPSON PREGNANT?

AFTER 30 DAYS OF BLISS, BRITNEY BACK IN THE NEWS AND CATE'S NOTE OF A BABY'S SCREAM.

ASHLEY SIMPSON IS THE NEXT NEWLYWED AND ANTI-FEMINISTS TRY HARD TO FORCE OUT KATIE COURIC.

SINGER TONI BRAXTON REST UP.

PAM ANDERSON NOW, WHORES IT UP ON E! NET.

KELLY RIPA AND KATHY LEE SQUARE OFF AND AGENT 99'S BOYFRIEND OUT ON BAIL.

EVA MENDES IS BACK FROM REHAB AND BEYONCE IS MARRING THE UGLY RAPPER GUY.

JESSICA SIMPSON ILL AND PATRICK DEMPSEY TO FRONT FOR...AVON?

LINDSAY LOHAN TO REBUILD CAREER IN MANSON'S GIRLS.

LADY BOXER/GLADIATORS CO-HOST READY TO CONCEIVE AND PETER "BANNING" PAN DIVORCES.

BRITNEY SAVES LILY ON CBS AND BRANGELINA SUPPORTS CLINTON/OBAMA IN NUMEROUS WAYS.