THE CLOONEY/PITT PSEUDO-WAR ROLLS ON + BEYONCE'S LA BREA TAR PIT.

SPEARS IN A DOCU-DRAMA ABOUT HERSELF.

SPEARS ALMOST KISSES JONAH HILL AT VMAs.

LINDSEY LOHAN WILL BE ON THE UGLY BETTY SEASON FINALE (AND THE FIRST FIVE SHOWS NEXT YEAR!)

BRITNEY SAVES LILY ON CBS AND BRANGELINA SUPPORTS CLINTON/OBAMA IN NUMEROUS WAYS.

BRITNEY'S DAD HAS HIS OWN BREAKDOWN/BREAKTHROUGH