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Showing posts with label Japan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Japan. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

1/2 AN ASSHOLE (CONFIRMED) BRUCE WILLIS PULLS A HARRISON FORD,TO DO ANOTHER DIE HARD FILM- SOLELY FOR THE CASH.


Samuel L. Jackson will film a cameo (as Zeus Carver) for the Japan based flick. The arrogant Willis hopes to reignite the racial "hype" of the ...With A Vengeance sequel.

The Global Dispatch  revealed that "John McClane will head to Japan to be honored on the anniversary of the heroics from the first film."

Writer Ben Trebilcook continued “I can say that McClane is invited to Tokyo by the Nakatomi Corporation, to be commended for his bravery and efforts in saving 36 lives, celebrating this on the 30th anniversary of the (West Coast Tower) Hostage Crisis.”

He feels the film will be, in the vein of the movies: Black Rain and Rising Sun, in using the culture clash and the Yakuza (Japanese mafia) to bring John McClane back to his family...again ("siblings" Jai Courtney and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.) Willis wants to FINISH the story once and for all- after the stupid, confusing, James Bond driven, A Good Day to Die Hard, last year.

"McClane began on his own and should end on his own" stated the ...cook. He explained,"Of course he’s had assistance in various guises, aiding him in his ventures; but it’s not Lethal Weapon or a Jackie Chan film.”

The producers want to bring the violent, thieves-as-terrorists action saga "back the basics" and feel the "inclusion of Jackson would be an interesting" way to say proper good bye, to the famed demi-clever, semi-racist/smart assed cop.

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Thursday, November 01, 2007


LOVELY, HEROIC TV CHEERLEADER TRIES TO SAVES DOLPHINS.
-The regenerative sweetheart even paddle on a surfboard
to thwart Sylar based Fisherman.

Hayden Panettiere, got in a painful scene in Japan (modern era) to help some of God's creatures.

The fisherman were trying to drive a pod of blue dolphins into a cove and slaughter them. The barely legal star--then swam over to the dolphins on her surfboard, to save them. As she neared them, the fishing boat threatened to cut the NBC beauty and her fellow team mates to pieces, with the propeller on the boat. Then, the bastards for an instant tried to stab at them--with the boat hook.

After 10 minutes, Panettiere's crew gave up and went back to the beach. Apparently, the distraught Bring It On: 3 star--cried mercifully upon returning to shore.

Later.