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Showing posts with label barbra streisand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barbra streisand. Show all posts

Monday, February 25, 2013

OSCAR STORIES: BARBRA STREISAND.EXCLUSIVE!

(NEW SEGMENT.)

Barbara S. glides off the elevator- looking lovely and moving quickly, for a 70 year old woman. For some reason, she looks at our rep.

Barbra Streisand: Oh No!

Our rep is wondering why she said that. Then,she rushes the craft service table. She looks back at our rep.

BS: Oh No! (pauses) BAGELS AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS! She begins examining the bagels, like a child who has never seen them before.

We all laugh, including her escorts.Now, that our rep sees about what she was referring. Things get weird.She looks at our rep and said...



 BS: (curious look)  You know, I have a ring. Let's fight, because I'm feeling horny...

The security escort tells Babs, they're pressed for time and must go. We all try to hide all embarrassed smirks. She looks back at our rep and declares....

BS: We'll talk later.

She puts her arms around, a surprisingly tall Asian lady brunette- with black boots. As they walk off, Babs begins girl talking,as mix as a mother and a old friend. Our rep is just astonished at what force of nature- this Fockin' lady,still is.

Later.