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Friday, October 31, 2008

"[CHRIS ROCK] PLAY A ZEBRA AGAIN!"

BONDING THROUGH THE YEARS.

LATEST ON JENNIFER HUDSON'S TRIPLE DEATH TRAGEDY.

COPS BREAK UP UPPITY KATE HUDSON'S PARTY AND SOMEONE INTELLECTUALLY BITCH SLAPS LIZ HASSELBACK AGAIN.
DECADES LATER, THE MJ VIDEO THRILLER BREAKS ANOTHER RECORD

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008


MARCIA ELIMINATED- FROM BRADY WEEK ON TRIVIAL PURSUIT:America Plays!

Source-GSNN.com

In light of Maureen McCormick's new book, where she reveals her decent into drug use and dating comic icon Steve Martin(while barely legal) Marcia! X 3 was edited out of her appearance on the struggling You Tube-esque game show.

The other “Brady Bunch” siblings — Greg, Peter, Bobby, Jan and Cindy — will be playing the game on Nov. 10.

Technically, Peter (Christopher Knight, that is) will be hosting the show. That’s been Knight’s gig since the nationally-syndicated game show based on the popular board game began Sept. 22.

Barry Williams (Greg), Mike Lookinland (Bobby), Eve Plumb (Jan) and Susan Olsen (Cindy) will take turns being captains for “America’s Team.” They will represent the viewers at home who submit trivia used on the show. Rumors have begun circulating- that other network shows like Chuck and Terminator:Sarah Conner Chronicles are being contacted about being on the show.

“Brady Week” culminates on Nov. 14 with a Brady competition.

To submit questions for “Trivial Pursuit,” go to www.tpamericaplays.com. For every question the in-studio constants answer correctly, the winnings go into the “Studio Bank.” But if “America’s Team” has more money in its bank after three rounds, all the viewers who submitted questions that day get the cash. The winnings for each show, average between $10K-$21,000.
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, SAW FAILS TO TOP BOX OFFICE. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 IS THE WINNER.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

BRIT SINGER DIDO ON HER SAFE TRIP HOME.

ANNE HATHAWAY'S EX GETS JAIL TIME.

TRASHY BROOKE HOGAN'S ALLEGED MURDEROUS BROTHER IS RELEASED

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

GWEN PALTROW TALKS TO PRESS, AFTER WORKING OUT HER STORY WITH MADGE.

AGENT SCULLY POPS OUT ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT AND ANNE HATHAWAY QUITS SMOKING.
AGENT 99 AT THE MARRIED LONDON GALA.

Monday, October 20, 2008


DENNIS MILLER IS A HOMOPHOBIC A-HOLE (BUT LIBERALS ALREADY KNEW THAT.)

A POPCORN STORIES EXCLUSIVE!

Last year, at a showing of the smash hit American Gangster, (in the rich man's mecca- Santa Monica,CA) a man minding his own business- when he could clearly evil Republican turncoat: Dennis Miller, in the crowd. After the trailer for the miserable bomb, Jumper finished- the man commented verbally to himself, "I can't follow that one." This began with Miller and the crowd, a weird reaction to sci-fi film with people in his general area of the audience and caused them to laugh heartily.

After the grand Denzel Washington/Russel Crowe/Carla Cugino/Ridley Scott directed epic finished. The innocent man stood to join the audience in cheers of the artistic triumph. The scummy, uncompassionate Conservative breezed passed him and remarked
"We all know that you're gay!" and laughed his trademark ignorant geek chortle and left.

The man didn't even know the unfunny, "Wrong",Grizzly Adams looking comic, who career has virtually died since being cancelled from his former, liberal leaning,HBO talk fest and has failed in all TV gigs since then. The bigoted MC retreated back, to his obscure, conservative disinformation radio talk program.
MAX PAYNE AND CLARE-BEAR DISH, ON THE RITCHIE/MADONNA SPLIT
MRS. SMITH AND DIRTY HARRY WELCOME A CHANGELING INTO THE WORLD
W. FINDS PAYNE AT THE BOX OFFICE.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Later.